Xena Vs Kratos

Xena Warrior Princess Vs Kratos (God of War)

So here we have a battle of what some might say is a lop-sided battle. Before everyone starts whipping out their fanboy (or fangirl) hats, take a moment to consider what each character has accomplished in their respective universes.

Both have slayed Gods and have unique personalities – Kratos being more of chaos, whereas Xena is more composed during battle. So, let’s play this out in a typical gladiator-style arena. Both fighters have all their weapons and powers at their disposal.

Who wins?

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118 Comments on "Xena Vs Kratos"

  1. Rob (Expertimp) September 18, 2008 at 3:55 pm -      #1

    wow this is a match up??? really??? Xena couldn’t even do Kratos Laundry let alone beat him in a fight…

    Kratos wins easily!!!

  2. marche September 18, 2008 at 4:40 pm -      #2

    lol this was osted quickly,thanks!. so i thought this would be a good idea because the both have fogten gods(as far as i know.)
    but i want to see the people who think xena will win responses.
    cuz this looks like it will be in kratos’s favor.

  3. alyssa September 18, 2008 at 5:33 pm -      #3

    well sweetheart… i’v seen them both… kratos is strong but ill have to give this to the warrior princess… she has fought worse… he is really strong and thats a good debate…but xena’s agility, speed, and weapons would turn everything to her advantage…especially the chakram.

    xena wins!!!!

  4. Rob (Expertimp) September 19, 2008 at 2:25 pm -      #4

    I’d really like to know what fairy tale world these Xena fans live in … she isn’t beating anyone outside of her little show world with crappy 3d characters and guys with long flowing hair.

  5. khm September 20, 2008 at 7:22 am -      #5

    Rob… u seem to hate xena alot. anyway u should at least one season in order to judje xena. as for me, iv seen them both. and when we say that xena is very very strong, we never mean Lucy Lawless. we mean the character xena.
    so Luce Lawless might be a strong women, but if ther was( or is or will be) a women who has 50% of xena’s skills then she will be able to beat kratos and many others. for example, i said that xena will win if she fought with connan… but i never meant that lucy lawless is stronger then Arnold Schwarzenegger. so plz.. just think of what ur gonna say before u say it and soyund redicilous!!

  6. Mecha bob September 20, 2008 at 8:25 am -      #6

    I don’t think Rob dislikes Xena, just fanboyism (or in this case, fangirlism).

    I’ve seen both of them as well, and I also know a lot about martial arts and weapons, and Xena just isn’t as great as the fangirls think she is, her moves are slow and cumbersome, and her techniques are nothing special. And although you might say it’s only like that because lawless isn’t an expert warrior and martial artist, whereas xena is, it’s still lawless who portrayed xena, and however she portrays xena, is how xena is.

  7. marche September 20, 2008 at 9:45 am -      #7

    well since both characters can use everything then kratos could just use his greek magic and chaos blades.
    or use pandoras box.

  8. marche September 20, 2008 at 9:54 am -      #8

    also,seeing as kratos takes alot of damage himself,i doubt that will do much.not too mention xena isnt the only one who has fought gods.

  9. Rob (Expertimp) September 20, 2008 at 11:10 am -      #9

    yep i’ve watched the xena show before years ago when it was on. I’m not saying the show was bad or the character is bad.. i’m just being realistic about these fights. The character of Xena would never beat Xena. he’s beating enemies way bigger then Xena ever has and his overall strength and speed would just be too over powering for xena even on a bad day for him. but xena fans are just so out there they think she can beat anyone and its a joke…

  10. love 4 eva September 20, 2008 at 4:22 pm -      #10

    look…its not that i am a xena fan or anything….but i am a martial artist…. and i know alot about martial arts.. anyone with xena’s agility , hight , width, health could be a HELL of a fighter…. and its nothing personal but xena would defeat kratos….at least its my opinion.

  11. love 4 eva September 20, 2008 at 4:29 pm -      #11

    look guys its not that i am a xena fan or anything… but i am a martial artisit… and i really understand the basics of martial arts. i wanna say that xena would defeat kratos…at least from my point of view.
    but who said that lucy lawless is a weak women?????!!!!! she is a very strong women in real life and thats why she was cast as xena in the show.
    and anyone who has her hight and width and agility would be a hell of a fighter.

  12. love 4 eva September 20, 2008 at 4:35 pm -      #12

    xena would win….first i am a martial artist…and xena’s moves, hight, agility…r very important….so she is a hell of a fighter….xena would definitly beat kratos and dont negotiate me about it.
    and for lucy….she is a very strong women who portarayed xena as the best fighter of all times..

  13. alyssa September 20, 2008 at 4:43 pm -      #13

    if they are allowed to use all of their powers…then xena would use her kicking ass powers that she got from lao ma in china….and thats only if kratos survived her f#ckin awsome attacks. anyway i doubt he would survive the chakram. and its not a joke rob :P at least thats what i believe as well of millions of people who admire the BEAUTIFUL show.

  14. alyssa September 20, 2008 at 5:10 pm -      #14

    why do u reapeat the post in diffrent words…hehehe

  15. hitman8 September 20, 2008 at 6:47 pm -      #15

    ok first i don’t know anything about xena but i don’t care how good you are of a fighter and martial artist you can’t beat kratos. he is much tooooooooo power ful just saying he has alot of ”kicking ass powers” too and probably better than whathersface. :mrgreen:

  16. alyssa September 20, 2008 at 7:37 pm -      #16

    therfore…dont be so sure hunn

  17. leeee September 20, 2008 at 7:53 pm -      #17

    guys…this fight is for the warrior princess!!! hands down

  18. L-W September 20, 2008 at 10:26 pm -      #18

    Martial Arts mean very little to an opponent such as Kratos and if anyone ever disagrees; then they’ve fought a man who could lift a Person over their heads and tear them in two with their bare hands.

    Other than defeating a God and becoming the God of War himself in turn, thus granting him the vision to foresee and command every war in Human history (Inlcuding the upcoming conflict).

    (Thank the God of War game series for that bit of info)

    Kratos has and can come back from death. He was not given any powers other than Spartan tenacity; and with this alone he ascended from death with his bare but powerful hands, fit and ready to fight literally moments afterwards. Generally the purpose of these fights is to permanantly KO an enemy (AKA Dead as shit), not to have them return seconds later twice as strong.

    But as I can see that is not to your satisfaction, I’ll simply list a mandatory group of semantic heavy options for Kratos to employ in combat whilst also conveying points in history where these abilities were used:

    - A variety of weapons forged from Olympus itself, such as Chaos blades, the Great Hammer and the Blade of Oylmpus. All of them weapons designed for the very puspose of destroying the Ancient Titans (Just the big guys who created the Universe and gave birth to the Gods, nothing special) and all of them far greater than any weapon that any mortal could manufacture. Potentially they could wipe out entire galaxies with the magic that enfused them; the very magic that makes them unbreakable.

    Also his Armour is that of Hercules. Literally the powers embedded within Hercules have been transferred into a suit of armour, which quite frankly craps over anything a mere human could create.

    - He can channel Poseidon, Lord of the Oceans through himself; just for the purpose of kicking butt.

    - He may also channel Zeus to deliver bolts of high current lightening to fry his foes.

    - He is equipped with the Eurayle (The head of Medusa) to turn his enemies and whatever clothing they are wearing into Stone. With this power alone he could turn Xena into a block of granite.

    - The Atlas Quake which can rend the Earth beneath the feet of his opponents.

    - Also in his reppetoir is the Amulet of Fates, which allow him to stop time for everything but himself. The wings of Icarus that allow him to fly and the Golden Fleece which deflects all projectiles and instead returns them to the sender, at even more accelerated (And devastating velocity) than before.

    - Finally (Other than superhuman strength and agility), Kratos can summon the dead to fight as weapons on his behalf. This being can channel Hades and use the dead as supernatural projectiles.

    - Was the only Human to ever reach, equip and use Pandora’s Box to his own will without destroying the Universe. He took the most powerful weapon in the ENTIRE Universe and used it to attain victory. Which is how he destroyed Ares by the way, thus not weakening his postion as the God of War, but rather only threatened it.

    So there we have it, a former Spartan General who commanded the largest Armies of Greece, defeated the God of War, BECAME the God of War whilst gaining the strength, determination, foresight and ability to wield incredible magical powers. Carries weapons that no human could ever design or forge, wields weapons capable of destroying the entirety of existence. A flying millenia old warrior who is capable of deflecting projectiles, turning enemies to stone, summoning the strength of Gods, capable of killing Titans, using the Un/dead as weapons in combat and can even STOP TIME in such a way that would put Neo to shame.

    Never mind that he has Earth shattering strength (He has sunk Islands with his strength alone), survive explosions great enough to wipe cities off the map and the agility to fight Minotaurs, Hydras and the occasional God.

  19. leeee September 21, 2008 at 6:20 am -      #19

    right…but xena also fought Gods…and not 1 at a time…6 at a time… its is really hard to kill xena… and when she died she escaped from death to :P ….not to mention that she defeated the god of war many times :)
    since they are allowed to use all of their powers…then xena could absolutley use her powers that she got from china and they are invinsible… as for hercules thingy….xena knocked him out when he came as a guest to her show:P besides she saved him many times.
    we r not talking about martial arts here….. xena fought anemies just as powerfull as kratos and even ones that gods are sacred to fight…. exmaple the devil DAHAK and the incredible monster GRANHILDA. and i doubt that kratos could take any of those. besides watch the episode when xena learend how to use her powers that she got from lao ma and then tell me what kratos could do in the face of such power.

  20. am1 September 21, 2008 at 6:24 pm -      #20

    exactly…..dahak was a power that was never allowed to eneter the world.. sry but xena would win no matter what

  21. L-W September 22, 2008 at 3:54 am -      #21

    I’ve guess we’ve all forgotten the ability manipulate time as I highlighted above, so for those of you with little to no reading comprehension I’ll repeat myself.

    The man. Can stop. Time.

  22. gabby September 22, 2008 at 4:26 pm -      #22

    the gods xena fought can also manipulate time… anyway..in xena’s show shell win and in his show he will win…in xena’s show she will just make a deal with a god before she goes up against him because xena’s studies her enemie’s powers before going up against him and she will definatly find a way to win….if not then this power might kill xena.
    although xena is incredible!!!! and its very hard to kill her

  23. L-W September 23, 2008 at 2:30 am -      #23

    Kratos is not the type for dimplomacy; and as a fan of both series (I’m a massive Xena: WP nerd) I can honestly NEVER see Xena winning this match. Not as a Biased or as a favour towards the God of War series, I just cannot express how difficult would be to fight Kratos, a man who lift up the ground beneath your feet or crush your skull with the heft of his little finger.

    Kratos can beat her to death with his left nut if he wanted to, he is practically a Universal force unto himself.

  24. gabby September 23, 2008 at 4:39 pm -      #24

    xena can never be compared to kratos , for they are so diffrent. But it is well known that its really hard to kill xena. the gods of mount olympus failed at doing this….as if xena is charmed. so its sooo difficult for kratos to kill xena as much as its difficult for xena to kill him. but at the end someone has to win if they fought and it might be kratos unless xena finds a way beacuase she is f#ckinggggggggg smart.

  25. eagle eyes September 23, 2008 at 4:42 pm -      #25

    L-W is persuasive….:S its just a 70% for kratos and 30% for xena to win….but its that i hate the idea that the warrior princess might loose.

  26. L-W September 23, 2008 at 9:11 pm -      #26

    Kratos is a fair man, after beating her senseless and tearing off a few limbs, he’ll most likely ascend her to a higher position in Olympia. Give her immortality and all that wonderful Jazz.

  27. dui guy September 23, 2008 at 10:14 pm -      #27

    hey i got a question,how long does the time stopping thing last??

  28. L-W September 24, 2008 at 12:09 am -      #28

    Technically, since time has stopped, it takes no time at all ;)

    But in all seriousness, depending on how full the energy gauge is, he can perhaps get a full minute of hacking and slashing before the power begins to slip and the universe adjusts itself.

  29. PBODY October 6, 2008 at 1:22 pm -      #29

    Again XENA….no matter which way you turn it or what opponent you put her up agains….XENA WINS!

  30. marche October 6, 2008 at 3:55 pm -      #30

    you wanna back up that claim?
    cuz xena really lost here.

  31. PBODY October 9, 2008 at 2:41 pm -      #31

    I would but I have to admit that I hardly know anything about this Kratos guy.
    But I’m a loyal faithful die hard Xena Fan…and jus the fact that he’s animated well that says it all. So I’m with Xena on this one…actually I’m with her up against any opponent…Sorry, Kratos doesn’t have a chance.

  32. marche October 9, 2008 at 3:31 pm -      #32

    the you should look at L-w’s posts then.

  33. ivhan October 28, 2008 at 10:42 pm -      #33

    Kratos brought himself back to life.

    killed the sisters of fate and changed his own fate.

    KILLED the GOD OF WAR and BECAME the god of war.

    almost killed ZEUS.

    WTF MORE do you need?

  34. Baron Somebody October 31, 2008 at 9:37 am -      #34

    forget kratos for a minute…just imagine what darth vader would be like

    Darth vader: *force choke*

    xena or whatever the hell her name is: oh save me save me *dead*

  35. Jamal November 21, 2008 at 1:23 am -      #35

    :wink: awww c’mon another GOD of War just like any god Xena has been up against this would just be another one added to the list of “Slayn Gods”
    and the winner is……XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS…..!!!!

  36. marche November 21, 2008 at 7:01 pm -      #36

    um,no.
    he has the power of many gods(im not sure at full power) but i dont think xena has any defense against his weapons or magic.

  37. Baron Somebody November 29, 2008 at 5:53 pm -      #37

    @L-W

    “Also his Armour is that of Hercules. Literally the powers embedded within Hercules have been transferred into a suit of armour, which quite frankly craps over anything a mere human could create.”

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thanks for making me laugh that was pretty good “quite frankly craps over anything a human could create” that is so true

  38. brolik86 January 9, 2009 at 4:57 pm -      #38

    ummm…sorry bu this is a no-brainer…kratos ftw. I will admit tht im an avid kratos fan and only have dabbled into xena (back whn it was cool to do so like 10 years ago) but CMON guys!! while yes as others have mentioned Xena has fended off more than one god at a time…fighting Kratos at full power would be like fighting the ENTIRE pantheon of gods AND TITANS at once.

    kratos at full power= acess to all of the weapons he has ever played with which include:
    the blades of chaos,
    blades of athena,
    blade of artemis,
    blade of olympus ( u know..tht little weaponzeus used to take down ALL OF THE TITANS AT ONCE O_O),
    the hammer of the barbarian king,
    the spear of destiny,
    the army of hades,
    the rage of posidon,
    zeus’ thunderbolts,
    medusa’s gaze,
    chronos’ rage,
    atlas quake,
    and typhons bow….

    he is an elemntal force unto himself NOT TO MENTION at the end of gow2 he controls fate itself.

    xena just doesnt cut it against kratos….

  39. elie February 9, 2009 at 10:33 am -      #39

    they will bothe make great friends. i am sure about that :P

  40. Gobaa February 12, 2009 at 8:38 pm -      #40

    Hmmm.. Xena! Totally. She would find a way. She always does.. She would stone him into the lava or something. I mean she has slayed Immortal gods,, so this creature wouln´t bee a problem:P

  41. Marche February 12, 2009 at 10:50 pm -      #41

    Once again,instead of using solid proof u just say”xena wins cue she always does!!”

  42. The Chosen One February 15, 2009 at 11:55 am -      #42

    umm Kratos is little bit more then a immortal god. He’s a mortal that earned his godship and Kratos could beat her before he was a god anyway.

  43. Gobaa March 1, 2009 at 12:11 pm -      #43

    Marche… I Said that she would probably throw him in the lava. ..
    BUt if you want more proof hmm well:

    She could cut of his head with her charkam..
    She could use presure points to kill him
    She could use her wip to make huge stones fall at him and then cut of his head with her sword….

    Happy?.. and BTW The reason Im saying: “She always wins”,, is because she always wins..

  44. Sharagran March 1, 2009 at 1:20 pm -      #44

    Yes, and Kratos would just stand still and let her attack him, huh? He would rip her apart with his bare hands. Besides, the gods in her show are wimps, nothing compared to the real ones or those portrayed in God of War (have you actually played the game?). Kratos slayed real gods.

    Chakram? Golden Fleece.
    Pressure points? Getting close to Kratos is the worst mistake she could possibly make.
    Throwing stones at him? Kratos throws bolts of Zeus’ lightning, or he can unleash the wrath of undead souls.

    He even controls fate itself. Your Xena is already dead, she just doesn’t know it yet.

  45. elie March 3, 2009 at 4:26 pm -      #45

    listen guyzz….. dnt underestimate xena!!! its really hard to kill her. she is dangerous. i doubt that kratos could kill her, even if both were at full power.

  46. marche March 3, 2009 at 4:45 pm -      #46

    @elie

    did you miss the part where L-W pretty much explained how xena would get owned in less than a new york minute?

  47. Battra Boy May 16, 2009 at 11:23 am -      #47

    Kratos gets my vote. And elie? At least provide some evidence, although it will prove nothing.

  48. TheSorrow May 16, 2009 at 2:31 pm -      #48

    It’s almost as if the Xena fan’s at listening what L-W is saying =P. He has already shown that Kratos’ powers completely overwhelm Xena. Also, don’t forget all the weapons and powers Kratos acquired in God of War: Chains of Olympus.

    Weapons

    Gauntlet of Zeus – This is a massive gauntlet that Kratos finds in the depths of Tartarus. With it he can shatter solid stone and iron, and can also deliver electric-charged blows.

    Magic

    Efreet – Used by the Persian King and acquired by defeating him. This is a block-breaking blow by a giant fiery Efreet which comes out of you and slams its fist at the ground causing a blow the size of Poseidon Rage, knocking out any enemy nearby.

    Light of Dawn – Acquired by solving a parrying puzzle similar to the fireball puzzle in God of War II after you acquire the Golden Fleece.

    Charon’s Wrath – Obtained after defeating Charon and stealing his mask. Kratos will put the mask on and send a large blast, that stops smaller enemies from moving while inflicting damage.

    Relics

    Sun Shield – Kratos obtains this within the Temple of Helios. With it he can block enemy attacks, and also deflect projectiles back at enemies (much like the Golden Fleece from God of War II).

    Triton’s Lance – Kratos finds this within the Caves of Olympus. It allows him to dive, swim, and breathe underwater (much like the Poseidon’s Trident) from God of War.

    There aren’t very many, but they all are more than enough to defeat Xena.

  49. chewie6000 May 16, 2009 at 3:03 pm -      #49

    Kratos would win this easily- even if Xena did kill him he’d just climb back on out of hell-like he has in he past-and kill her.

    Oh and atleast support with evidence… plz??

  50. Battra Boy May 16, 2009 at 6:10 pm -      #50

    KRATOS FOR FACTPILE AWARD.

  51. Battra Boy June 15, 2009 at 2:38 pm -      #51

    I believe Kratos is due for an FP award, as no one else has replied stating that the God of War cannot defeat the warrior princess.

  52. Marche June 15, 2009 at 3:27 pm -      #52

    I second Kratos as winner.

  53. chewie6000 June 15, 2009 at 3:55 pm -      #53

    I third that notion

  54. Kenny C. June 16, 2009 at 9:59 am -      #54

    This is such an uneven match up its funny.

  55. Baron Somebody June 16, 2009 at 10:58 am -      #55

    I am fourth, I mean this is like having Paris Hiltion vs Kratos

  56. PaleoTyrantus June 20, 2009 at 1:30 pm -      #56

    Xena Xena Xena Xena what have you gotten yourself into….XENA SUCKS DOES ANYONE UNDERSTAND THAT!?! Kratos could kill her in a nanosecond.

  57. AHEM July 1, 2009 at 12:19 am -      #57

    The idea that it would even be considered for a moment that Xena could defeat Kratos–worse, people actually posting it with conviction!–is hilarious.

    “She could cut of his head with her charkam..
    She could use presure points to kill him
    She could use her wip to make huge stones fall at him and then cut of his head with her sword….”

    Kill him with pressure points? Really? Are you aware that we are talking about a god-like being, here? Trying to kill the God of War by applying pressure to areas on his body that are sensitive in humans is like trying to split the world in half with your fingers. Good-luck, Xena.

    Cut off his head? Wow, good strategy. Here Xena is closing, attempting to use mortal weapons against an immortal being who wields weapons that can slay divine or semi-divine beings. Mortal weapons could not even hurt the God of War, while Xena would be wiped out in one blow. Even if we are talking about Kratos before he became the God of War, there is no way Xena stands a chance. All his magical weapons and items alone would defeat her a thousand times over, and that’s not even considering the divine powers Kratos wields at his strongest. He is faster, stronger, tougher, better equipped, and simply better than any mortal could be. Xena is outmatched.

    BTW, what is all this about Xena killing gods? I don’t know how they define “god” in that canon, but if they can be beaten a mortal–even one with the best weapons and martial techniques available–they are definitely not gods by the loosest definition. What weapons/techniques did she use to kill them? What you’d call a “god” in the GoW universe is capable of defeating the mightiest mortals with the equivalent effort of blinking one eye. As far as I see it, this is barely a fight at all, more like an execution.

  58. Asger August 20, 2009 at 7:10 am -      #58

    I fifth Kratos for FP award.

  59. TRICKSTER September 23, 2009 at 7:30 pm -      #59

    1 NOT ONLY GIRLS ARE XENA FANS I’M A STRAIGHT UP DUDE AND I LOVE XENA AND ANOTHER THING XENA WILL TAKE OUT KRATOS SO EASILY ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY LIKE ZUES KILLED KRATOS ALREADY AND HATES BRUNG HIM BACK NOW XENA KILLED ALL THE GODS INCLUDING HADES SO WHO WILL BRING KRATOS BACK THIS TIME.

    XENA ALL DAii !!!!

  60. TRICKSTER September 23, 2009 at 7:33 pm -      #60

    SORRY EXCUSE ME HADES

  61. TRICKSTER September 23, 2009 at 7:35 pm -      #61

    XENA IS DUE FOR AN AWARD

  62. Asger September 24, 2009 at 5:32 pm -      #62

    What…?

    I’m sorry I couldn’t hear you over the sound of how much ass Kratos just kicked.

    Perhaps I shoulod just direct you to L-W’s post,as I don’t feel like wasting my time picking apart your banter.

  63. Kenny C. September 24, 2009 at 5:36 pm -      #63

    @ TRICKSTER

    You retardness is showing.

  64. TRICKSTER September 24, 2009 at 6:52 pm -      #64

    DONT CALL ME FUCKIG RETARDED PLAY GOW 2 AND YOU WILL SEE THAT ZUES KILLED KRATOS ALREADY ALL RIGHT LIKE I SAID XENA WILL WHIP KRATOS ASS ALL DAY EVERY DAY IF SHE HAD THE CHANCETHEY NEED TO HURRY UP AND GIVE THE AWARD TO THE WARRIOR PRINCESS ALREADY

  65. Asger September 24, 2009 at 6:56 pm -      #65

    Zeus didn’t kill Kratos. He effectively made the lord of the Greek pantheon retreat from battle. Xena would not last one trillionth of a second against GOWs Zeus.

  66. Marche September 24, 2009 at 7:10 pm -      #66

    Once again in lieu of an actual arguments,the Xena fanbois post how great Xena is,rather than debunking the posts at hand*Looks at L-W’s posts.*

    Seriously,how is being beat by Zeus an argument in favor of Xena?
    In fact,mind bringing up how Xena is going to do anything before Kratos utterly destroys her with his blades?

  67. Belisaurius September 25, 2009 at 12:05 am -      #67

    Xena uses a long sword in a heavy two handed style. This is good if you’re fighting an armored opponent, but neither combatant wears much armor.

    Kratos uses a duel short sword style with chains to extend his reach. It lacks a bit of power that typical styles use but Kratos generally compensates with brute strength.

    The Chakram is Xena’s only real advantage and that is questionable whit experienced opponents.

  68. Cpt Olimar September 25, 2009 at 12:14 am -      #68

    “What you’d call a “god” in the GoW universe is capable of defeating the mightiest mortals with the equivalent effort of blinking one eye.”

    This is an old response but I felt the need to say it…
    even GoW gods are pretty pathetic…

  69. Black Hand September 25, 2009 at 12:44 am -      #69

    Agreed, the original greek gods could toss entire mountains on you or survive falling heights of 2000 meters and only break their legs.

    It goes without saying that the Xena gods never showed that kind of power

  70. Belisaurius September 25, 2009 at 12:54 am -      #70

    The Xena-verse gods are depressingly underpowered. I mean, Aphrodite shouldn’t need cupid to do her dirty work, Ares is forced to negotiate, and Zeus is a pathetic old man more comparable to a wizard than a god.

  71. Cpt Olimar September 25, 2009 at 1:16 am -      #71

    Agreed Belisaurius, as a Greek myth fan, even GoW depresses me.
    What prevented any of these Gods from wiping the floor with Kratos? Zeus should just turn him into a boy and use him for pediastry as he enjoys to.

    Wouldn’t that an…interesting conclusion to the franchise lol.

  72. TRICKSTER September 25, 2009 at 4:53 pm -      #72

    BY THE WAY GOW IS KIND OF LIKE A CHEAP RIP OFF OF THE XENA GAME FOR PS1 THERE ARE TO MANY SIMILARITIES BETWEEN THE 2 TO BE A COINCIDENCE

  73. Asger September 25, 2009 at 5:09 pm -      #73

    Xena had a game?

    Never heard of it,most likely sucked.

  74. Battra Boy September 25, 2009 at 5:42 pm -      #74

    Seeing as every acknowledges the fact that GOW 1 and 2 were milestones in gaming, no one cares about the damn Zena game.

  75. Asger September 25, 2009 at 5:44 pm -      #75

    That and Xena hardly invented the hack n’ slash genre of gaming. That title goes to Castlevania, or Zelda I believe.

  76. Battra Boy September 25, 2009 at 5:46 pm -      #76

    (Sorry for the double)

    But one question comes to mind, why the hell doesn’t Kratos have the award already?

  77. Asger September 25, 2009 at 5:48 pm -      #77

    The will of Admin works in mysterious ways Battra.

  78. Kenny C. September 25, 2009 at 5:49 pm -      #78

    @ Asger

    Agreed, I’ve heard of it, but I stayed away.

    @ TRICKSTER

    GOW is a lot better than Xena. Xena never climbed on top of a cyclops and used her bare hands to rip out its eye, Xena never took on a god and won… multiple times, Xena never challenged fate herself… and won, Xena never, literally, fought her way out of hell. Kratos did all those things and more.

  79. Marche September 25, 2009 at 5:53 pm -      #79

    Its probably due to the fact that since the comments aren’t moderated,he doesn’t see the nominations.

  80. Asger September 25, 2009 at 6:12 pm -      #80

    So,should we try keep this thread alive till the Spartan gets his easily earned FP award?

  81. Kenny C. September 25, 2009 at 6:23 pm -      #81

    YES

    It is the will of the God of War, because Xena really sucks…. and is really bad at picking out the “good guys.”

  82. Marche September 25, 2009 at 7:10 pm -      #82

    Not now,admin would probably notice if this were up in say,3-4 hours.

  83. Drayflare September 25, 2009 at 7:22 pm -      #83

    Kratos for a Factpile award. Xena got owned.

    A good fight would be Kratos versus Kharne.

  84. Black Hand September 25, 2009 at 10:11 pm -      #84

    you mean this game?

    www.gamespot.com/ps/adventure/xenawarriorprincess/review.html?om_act=convert&om_clk=gssummary&tag=summary;read-review

    the only real similarity is that both are hack and slash games and this game certainly did not invent that genre.

    This is exactly why most people here dont respect Xena fans. They just keep saying the usual “Xena Wins” without giving a good reason why. All the while forgetting that everytime they do so, they only gain more annoyed glances from everyone else because the opposition also has fans who will defend him or her.

    It would be fine citing the Xena is powerful feats if Xena ever displayed amazing capabilities like lifting 10 tons of rock or throwing the chakram at velocities more common to Railguns or at least a 50. cal bullet to the brain. Now unless you people have actual capabilities to post youre only damaging Xenas credibility further.

  85. Marche September 25, 2009 at 10:38 pm -      #85

    “THERE ARE TO MANY SIMILARITIES BETWEEN THE 2 TO BE A COINCIDENCE”

    Name them.

    For you to say too many they better be more than one and big,noticeable similarities.

  86. Drayflare September 25, 2009 at 10:50 pm -      #86

    Now, I think that Xena’s horribly stupid. First time hearing about her, and the last time.

  87. AHEM September 25, 2009 at 11:19 pm -      #87

    @TRICKSTER:

    Firstly, did you read the heading?

    “Before everyone starts whipping out their fanboy (or fangirl) hats, take a moment to consider what each character has accomplished in their respective universes.”

    Secondly, didn’t you see L-W’s posts?

    “Kratos can beat her to death with his left nut if he wanted to, he is practically a Universal force unto himself.”

    Maybe you should try reading a little before you clutter up this thread with your ridiculous Xena fanboyism. Since you obviously aren’t intelligent enough to understand what’s already been posted, I’ll try to speak in a dialect you might be familiar with.

    XENA DID NOT KILL ALL THE GODS!!! SHE KILLED WEAK UNDERPOWERED LOSERS WHO ARE CALLED GODS, AND WHO HAVE LESS STRENGTH THAN A MODERATELY POWERFUL WIZARD. KRATOS IS WAY BEYOND XENA. KRATOS STOMPS XENA! KRATOS FOR THE AWARD!!!!!111!!!

  88. Asger September 26, 2009 at 3:42 am -      #88

    @ AHEM: I lol’d.

    In the name of Sony,Admin,give the Spartan his reward.

  89. TRICKSTER September 26, 2009 at 3:04 pm -      #89

    XENA REALLY NEEDS TO WIN THIS AWARD ALREADY BECAUSE XENA WILL OWN KRATOS I’M TIRED OF TELLING THIS TO EVERYBODY XENA COULD DO ALMOST EVERYTHING KRATOS CAN DO MAYBE MORE

  90. Battra Boy September 26, 2009 at 4:07 pm -      #90

    How about you provide us with some evidence? No one cares is you’re tired of telling evryone. Kratos has evidence, Xena has none.

    Kratos for Factpile award.

  91. Asger September 26, 2009 at 4:18 pm -      #91

    Apparently you don’t know how things work here Trickster.

    When a debate is posted up,people debat which side would win. In every debate,the abilities and skills of each character are brought up and compared. We provide evidence to back up these statements. You have not done this,so you will be ignored until you do so.

    I don’t see why I’m bothering to write this,as you’ll most likely ignore it and spout off more retarded bullshit.

  92. Blood Dancer September 26, 2009 at 4:37 pm -      #92

    Gentleman, i urge you. Forgive the fool, actually pity him/her…

    It’s not in a fantard’s nature to present valid points in a debate.

  93. Asger September 26, 2009 at 4:48 pm -      #93

    No forgiveness. It is a sign of weakness,to show even a sliver of it.

  94. Cpt Olimar September 26, 2009 at 4:54 pm -      #94

    Can we not flame people new to this site? Many people happen here stating their opinions fresh from watching/playing their favorite characters and post about how cool/strong they are. It’s nothing new and something we should be used to.

    @trickster
    A) please refrain from using all caps, we can read your posts just fune without. We already have one moron doing that in a different thread and I ask that you politely not follow suit.

    B) If you would, please either list xena’s weapons (with magical/physical abilities) and the effects that these weapons had on some of the beings in her universe. The details matter… a lot. Describe times where some of Xena’s weapons have failed, or have been resisted.

    C) Describe some of the things Xena has defeated. Did she just kill an old man in a white robe labeled as a “god” or did she defeat a master of supernatural events with impressive abilities?

    D) What resistances does Xena have, does she have any items that might make her resistant to some of Kratos’s abilities.

    E) If you are going to reply (which I hope you do) then PLEASE don’t just repeat what you have already said.
    I.e. “XENA WILL OWN KRATOS. SHE HAS BEATEN GODS THAT ARE JUST LIKE KRATOS. XENA WINS.”

    or

    “XENA WILL THROW HER CHAKRAM AND KRATOS WILL DIE THE END. FACTPILE AWARD PLEASE.”

    Build an argument to defend your chosen warrior. That’s all. It doesn’t have to be an essay or a report, just provide evidence to support your claims.. that all.

  95. EnigmaJ September 26, 2009 at 5:46 pm -      #95

    “A) please refrain from using all caps, we can read your posts just fune without. We already have one moron doing that in a different thread and I ask that you politely not follow suit.”

    Just adding on to this. Most people ( myself included ) find it hard to take comments seriously when they’re written in all caps. The more grammar, correct spelling, and punctuation people see in your comments, the more they’ll “read” it and maybe even comment intelligently on it. Not that you have to have perfect English, but… just don’t write in all caps.

  96. Asger October 2, 2009 at 12:48 pm -      #96

    Kratos is long overdue an award.

  97. Sapper007 October 2, 2009 at 1:35 pm -      #97

    why do people think xena knows martial arts??? the oldest martial art kalarippayattu dates back to at least the 12th century BCE. Xena is around 13 BCE and she isnt using a Japanese steel katana anyways… it would have to be bronze. and the katana was designed around 13 hundred AD… two and half Thousand years later…

  98. Asger October 2, 2009 at 5:01 pm -      #98

    Ah Sapper,if anyone could burn fanboys better then you I’d sure like to meet them.

  99. Pondering Fool October 2, 2009 at 5:07 pm -      #99

    “Ah Sapper,if anyone could burn fanboys better then you I’d sure like to meet them.”

    Maybe L-W perhaps? Anyway, I find it so unfortunate that somepeople think Xena could beat Kratos. After reading this entire thread, I almost left my laptop in disgust…..Oh, and Admin, I think everyone has proven that Kratos deserves the Factpile award.

    - the pondering fool

  100. Asger October 2, 2009 at 5:16 pm -      #100

    *Shrug* I’ve never had a chance to talk/debate properly with L-W. Seems like a pretty awesome guy,but I sure as hell wouldn’t want to be debating against him.

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