Suggested by Negative Zero
Jack Sparrow from the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise is up against Beatrix Kiddo of the Kill Bill movies.
Scenario:
Sword fight only. No guns.
Who wins?
Suggested by Negative Zero
Jack Sparrow from the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise is up against Beatrix Kiddo of the Kill Bill movies.
Scenario:
Sword fight only. No guns.
Who wins?
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……….hmmmmmmm…. Tough choice. Both are good with swords, but cant beatrix use guns?
Well nvm……. I just dont knowright now
Ouch! I do not recall Sparrow being that great with a sword. More dumb luck, some interesting plans and PIS.
Now Kiddo was shown to have a healthy mastery of he sword. I might have to check and see if Kiddo’s weapon could cleave through Sparrow and into him!
Yup, he willprob dumb luck his way out of this
Didn’t Jack go toe to toe with Davy Jones while balancing on a mast in the middle of a maelstrom while holding a chest?
Some of his feats have me thinking he has some kind of drunken sword-style going for him lol.
Beatrix does have a long list of stuff as well though, I guess it’d depend on people’s opinions.
Jack fought a guy with 100 years of conquering other pirates under his belt, and kiddo fought various well-trained assassins.
Jack also scrambled around with the several-year old crew of previously mentioned pirate, and Beatrix wrecked the crazy 88 lol. (that triple wheel fight also showed off some good awareness for Jack as well)
For the match.. I think the crazy 88 fight as a feat is pretty slamming on paper, but going by actual performance it wasn’t that impressive, everyone she fought almost was worthless fodder. Also, both of them beat up school girls. (yes, Will was a story dragging jerkass lol)
Still…..will a dull sword of jacks work against beatrixs omni- potent katana
Jack Sparrow wins by default, on the grounds of that he’s Jack Sparrow.
…That and he fought whatever the hell THAT is in the picture. Holy shit.
That thing would be the kraken and it killed him.
When you take away the plot shielding from Jack….
…You don’t much left besides an amusing character. Love ya Jack, but I think your sword skills are left to be wanting when the plot shields go down.
Both moments of their fighting could be PIS at work, so I’m looking at just their styles.
Jack’s style seems to remind me of fencing, just with a better solid sword. Beatrix’s style reminds me of Kendo. If I am correct with that logic, then Sparrow has a distance advantage as he’ll go for stabs and not slices.
And also being fencing, Jack has more defensive options than Beatrix who, as the Crazy 88 fight shown, has little defensive options against the angles that can usually come from a fencing style.
So despite my love for the Kill Bill Series, I’m siding with Jack on this one.
“Jack fought a guy with 100 years of conquering other pirates under his belt, and kiddo fought various well-trained assassins.”
I really don’t think that’s a fair comparison, Spark. I mean yes, they both had good achievements but pirates and assassins are totally different things. Each with different just kinds of styles. Pirates cheat, so I think Jack would still do something devious, and if he could beat someone that had over a 100 years of conquering other pirates, while holding a chest, I just don’t think it’s any competition.
I wasn’t comparing the two, hence “I guess it’d depend on people’s opinions”
That was just a list of either feats, not “Jack did ____ BUT/AS A COUNTER Beatrix did ____”
this is a very good fight indeed.
My first thought will be give this one to Beatrix, because she is a trained assasin and a specialist in martial arts.
But Jack is very talented too.
He could fight hand to hand against Davy Jones atop the mast of the Dutchman during a maelstrom.
Jack has a great equilibrium in battle showing he is very skilled with his sword.
So I believe is a difficult decision.
But the post that Akuma make earlier make me think that, if we base in their fighting styles, then Jack would have the upper hand.
Also, Jack many times use the enviroment as his weapon and makes him unpredictable and allows him take advantages agianst his enemy.
So I now think Jack could be the winner in this fight.
@Spark
Well, I was kinda interpreting it as a comparison. Either way, I vote for Jack in this.
Does this take place before or after Bill is Killed?
Also, If this is a swordfight, does Beatrix win if she cuts Jack’s sword in half?
Nope. Kiddo takes this easily. Jack is all plot-shielding and not the best swordsman around – Norrington, Turner, Barbossa and even Swan have all proven to be his betters in that aspect. What he has going for him is his wits but even that won’t save him in this. Sorry, NZ but it is the truth
“If this is a swordfight, does Beatrix win if she cuts Jack’s sword in half?”
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLWzH_1eZsc
that!
Sooo does Beatrix win IF she cuts Jack’s sword in half?
“Sooo does Beatrix win IF she cuts Jack’s sword in half?”
It is not possible unless it’s hollywood.
“It is not possible unless it’s hollywood.”
Leave it to Hollywood to make the impossible, possible.
*Just notices the fight is in a Hollywood stage set*O_O
@Blood Dancer:
Barbossa – Sparrow stabbed him first before the whole “we’re both undead” thing was revealed.
Turner – If you mean their first meeting, it was obvious Jack was playing around with him, in a room full of swords Turner made.
As for Norrington and Swan, I could not find any of their fights. And Beatrix was also protected by plot shielding because if the Crazy 88s were to attack all at once, she wouldn’t have been able to defend herself.
Jack is nothing more than lucky, Beatrix wins this fight.
Does anybody remember the scene from Curse of the Black Pearl where Jack was fighting Will? He was blocking some pretty crazy moves there. Also the whole fighting Davy Jones on the mast during a storm while holding a heavy treasure chest shows how corrdinated Jack is. Also based on his “fencing” style I’d say Jack has a damn good chance in this fight.
Is there any EU for either series? Cause people mention Jack has a clumsy style, but going off of performance, Uma was pretty horrible in her scenes – awkward stance and no balance. Her stunt double was woopass though.
But I don’t wanna take points off for bad choreography lol.
So where is this “jack fights clumsily” coming from.
I’m not saying he hasn’t been in his share of slapstick swordfights, but he still on other occasions has demonstrated pretty significant balance and such like any combatant.
“pretty significant balance and such like any combatant.”
(Points to big ass wheel rolling around in an island jungle.)
“Barbossa – Sparrow stabbed him first before the whole “we’re both undead” thing was revealed.”
Barbossa challenged his crew (every single man) when they tried to rebel after they learned that Elizabeth was not Bill Turner’s child and they all cowered. No-one has cowered before Jack, least of all Barbosa.
Neither Swan nor Norrington have actually fought Jack but (IMO) in their own respective battles they have shown to be his betters.
“. Also based on his “fencing” style I’d say Jack has a damn good chance in this fight.”
The fact that Jack has a more European fighting style would have me going for him but not in this case. And just so you know, it is not uncommon for Cutlasses or Rapiers to surpass a Katana seeing as how the portuguese did just that against the real deal (Samurai).
Then Juracule Mihawk took both of them on.
But seriously
Jack is drunk or acting drunk, can he think straight?
On the other hand, being drunk means your movements are unpredictable and unorthodox.
@man
Since Jack IS unpredictable and unorthodox, you could say he’s drunk…
And since when did he play by the rules?
Swordfight with Barbossa only to end up using a gun, cheated Davy Jones into being alive again, is there any more?
Barbossa challenged his crew (every single man) when they tried to rebel after they learned that Elizabeth was not Bill Turner’s child and they all cowered. No-one has cowered before Jack, least of all Barbosa.
So? Who’s to say his crew aren’t just a bunch of cowards. Besides, One Piece showed that being feared doesn’t mean you’re better.
Neither Swan nor Norrington have actually fought Jack but (IMO) in their own respective battles they have shown to be his betters.
So that’s entirely opinion based. Still need to find those fights to see if it’s a good opinion.
jack was more than PIS he talked to his opponents mid-fight to distract them, then while they were distracted in conversation, used the environmet to his advantage, its a near flawless strategy that usually gave him the upper hand against even far more experienced opponents, the problem being kiddo is by training, a very cold and unrelenting person, would the banter jack usually plays with even get to her? im also going under the assumption this is a neutral playing feild
i also call jack’s standard opponents into question. the rank and file faceless names pirates jack kills during the epic battles. pirates were ex navy men who lived on the sea, or poor fishermen who decided to join for more lucrative means. the training would vary from out of date navy men, to fishermen fighting off of experience as they go. not as impressive as the small army of highly trained men kiddo went through. while jacks numbers may be higher in the kill aspect over his career, quality of opponent needs to be looked at as well as quantity
also, regarding the cutting of the sword, salty sea air would deteriorate the blade of jacks sword over time, far beyond what we see with a landlocked blade. over the decades or so that jack has been at sea, his sword would most likely be quite rusted, though somehow he gets a fresh sword in time for every movie. that and with the cutting power of the katana (shown to be able to cut through up to 3 men at once[deadliest warrior samurai vs viking]) it is possible for her to at the very least damage or crack the blade with a solid strike, not to mention several japanese sword styles (im not sure if they are in the kendo specifically) teach moves capable of damaging your opponents blade. with no blade,jack would be at a severe disadvantage, but lets say for a second they knock each others blades to the side. kiddo would take this in hand to hand, and has been shown to intigrate her martial arts skill into her fighting. jack’s fencing style keeps him at a distance and not to mention delivering faster strikes. if kiddo can get up close, this match is over. usually when they get too close for jacks style to work, he simply shoots them. As there are no guns here, he would have nothing.
@ Hac148
And Jack plays by the rules?
Please do not be like copycat/fight. The only difference in his and your posts is that his are longer, with no punctuation marks watsoever.
@man
for this fight, there are no guns, it has to apply to jack, its in the scenario.
i don’t understand the 2nd half or ur statement.
@ Hac148
Go to the Master Chief vs Freddy Krueger debate, then go to the older comments, you will see someone going by the name fight, then he will switch to copycat.
Those posts MAY contain good debating, I don’t know, because it’s impossible to read them completely without burning your eyes, there are no paragraphs, no comma, and no periods, he also did not bother to put any caputal letters.
In my opinion that guy is worse than ladidala (considered to be a Lara Croft fanboy)
Don’t get me wrong, I will respect him if only he will bother to actually make his posts readable.
Now enough with me complaining. Would Jack’s unorthodox fighting style be of any use, and by unorthodox I mean swerving and swaying like he’s drunk.
possibly. kiddo is trained in japanese and chainesemartial arts, and is more then likely aware of the drunken fist type of fighting style. she would more then likely be on her toes and aware of the possiblilty that he isnt as loopy as he seems. he mayy land a blow or 2 b4 she recognizes it, but none the less, a trained eye like hers would be able to catch it.
“he mayy land a blow or 2 b4 she recognizes it, but none the less, a trained eye like hers would be able to catch it.”
That “blow or two” oculd very well prove fatal. In a swordfight, you cannot afford to slip up and let a blow land.
true, but jacks style is remniscent of fencing, which focuses a full range. kendo, on the other hand, has blocks that protect the mid and low range of the body. the wounds she would be likely to sustain would be superficial ones to the arm our shoulder, little possibility for fatality.
there is also the ability that, being a coldhearted and trained asassin, she doesnt let her guard down period, and follows every woozy step from the start.
the flare of jack’s fancy fencing style is easily deflectable by the stopping force of a well grounded kendo style block. also, as i mentioned earlier, kiddo incorporates her martial arts abilities in hand to hand to an alarming degree in her fighting, whereas jack is hardly ever shown to do any hand to hand other then the occasional punch.
I know that, but it still stands (to me) that any landed blow can be fatal, and since this is a to-the-death fight, that is their intent. So, this all depends on who slips up first, I think. Jack hasn’t survived without being witty, clever, and observative. He’s a little crazy, but under that protective layer of craziness is a mind as sharp as his sword. Kinda like Gary Busey.
OMG… THEY’RE RELATED!
lol or charlie sheen
needless to say, if either side wants to end up WINNING this fight, their going to set up the move. to go in and make every single strike in sucession a fatal one will drain a person fast, not to mention it would be easily predictable and counterable. professionals, like sparrow and kiddo, set up their moves, slashing on the left to create an opening to the right. but as professional on professional, each would also be aware that that is what the other one is doing
so, by that branch of logic, the most likely shots to land would be setup moves that wouldnt even have fatal capacity in the first place.
several of jacks fights use the style where he is aware he as a gun with him, and thus are closer in. the katana is small and light and has the design to have hard, lethal slashes in close range. the more dramatic curve of the standard cutlass, on the other hand, has a lengthy stroke that needs distance for effect.
so if kiddo can get in close, this fight is over. the point is however, jacks fencing style is meant to keep opponents at a distance. this is far from an easy contest
Jack had his sword cut in half by Davy Jones before. He didn’t care, it was just a big knife after that.
Lol… I remember that xD
Heres a video showing Jacks little scuffle with Will in Curse of the Black Pearl.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E-nhby9j_s
You really see how cordinated and skilled Jack is. Also keep in mind he was only toying with Will.
“Jack had his sword cut in half by Davy Jones before. He didn’t care, it was just a big knife after that.”
That wasn’t done with a sword blow, Jones caught the blade with his claw and snapped it. Him being a supernatural creature kinda makes your point moot.
Also check here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRpO8kpooo8
Jack’s not lucky he’s actually good. Dueling Davy Jones on a mast spar which is tilting due to the ship being in a maelstrom is not something to be dismissed as “luck”
never said it was luck, the man is very genuinely skilled, u dont get to be a pirate loprd and son of the one their all afraid of for nothing. im just saying kiddo’s considerable skill cant be dismissed either just cuz jacks the fan favorite.
“That wasn’t done with a sword blow, Jones caught the blade with his claw and snapped it. Him being a supernatural creature kinda makes your point moot.”
Forgot about that.
@Zervziel
Besides I said said how Davy Jones cut Jack sword.
In their fight on the mast Davy Jones does pretty much bicep curl Jack and the weight of the chest with one arm, so he is a pretty strong fish-thing.
But, Kiddo does have a few instances of sending guys flying just by clashing swords with them, she did it a few times in the crazy 88 scene.
kiddo has a well trained, honed to kill mind.
jack has a survive kind of mind.
jack only enters a fight to avoid being killed, when all other souces arent going to work, kiddo kills, plain and simple.
speaking of swordfighters, when was the last time samurai jack was on here?
@Hac148
November 1, 2010, when Jack fought against Kenshin Himura, otherwise known as Samurai X.
@Hac
I dunno, his biggest thread though was him dicing Link from Zelda in a swordfight
@ Sparks
Shouldn’t that thread be given an award in favor of Link?
It’s obvious he will defeat Jack.
(Please try to read the real message inside this post)
i think he is trying to re open that debate
and as for the samurai jack vs samurai x thing ive already been there, jack wins due to slightly superiors reflexes and training, and the magic sword
i think their should be another fight
@ Hac148
How about the winner of this match gets to fight Jack?
i would be willing to send the requests to get it done
That’d be a massive stomp. Samurai Jack has the established background (training from several masters from different times and parts of the world) as well as a long list of super-human moves on his side that neither one of these two are gonna beat.
*Unless there’s some anime/comic or other EU for Kill Bill or PoTC that I don’t know about, where they have just insane powers.
eh, true enough
lol maybe thats why jack hasnt been on in so long. is there a samurai jack vs kratos?
“is there a samurai jack vs kratos?”
I don’t think so. Probably shouldn’t make it, though.
true, jacks skill aside, kratos has a pretty steep advantage.
superman 1,000,000 vs God emp?
No. Absolutely Not. Unless the Emperor an totally ROFLPWN superman, NO! Super has, to my knowledge, yet to be in a fight where he doesn’t utterly stomp the other person.
I still stand by Jack Sparrow winning this.
How about a Barbosa (first movie) vs Cervantes (Soul Calibur)? 2 undead pirates….that sound interesting?
idk, i think god emp and supes 1mil would be a god fight
Riddick and Predator?
Bumping this.
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Anyway, in light of the evidence presented for Jack, anybody else think he takes this?
Why are there 2 Negative Zeros?
-Beatrix took out 3 of the best assassins in the world. Then took out their leader Bill. Jack Sparrow is going to die.
“Why are there 2 Negative Zeros?”
I lost the password to the email my old account was on so I made a new email and account for factpile.
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“Beatrix took out 3 of the best assassins in the world. Then took out their leader Bill.”
Your point? The “best assasins” in one fiction could be downright pathetic in another.
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If you want to play the opponents card, then Jack held his own against Barbossa (a man so evil that “Hell itself spat him back out”) Davy Jones (an immortal fish/man) and Will Turner (pratices with swords 3 hours a day, every day).
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Like I’ve said before, look at the scene with Jack fighting Davy on the mast of a ship during a rainstorm while going down into a giant whirlpool while Jack was holding a chest in one hand. He kept his balance. That feat alone trumps anything Kiddo has shown.
“Your point? The “best assasins” in one fiction could be downright pathetic in another.”
-5 finger palm of death.
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“That feat alone trumps anything Kiddo has shown.”
-She fought and beat 88 people at the same time. Then had enough strength to take on the head of all of the Yakuza and win, and break out of a grave 6 feet under ground by three inch punching it..
And I think in all honesty a sword that gets snapped by a crab claw would break against a Hatori Hanso blade.
“-5 finger palm of death.”
She needs to be at arm’s length towards Jack to do that. She won’t get that close to Jack without impaling herself on the end of his sword.
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“-She fought and beat 88 people at the same time.”
Bill himself said there wasn’t really 88 of them. They just thought the Carazy 88 sounded “cool”.
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“Then had enough strength to take on the head of all of the Yakuza and win, and break out of a grave 6 feet under ground by three inch punching it.”
3 inch punching, wow. Kiddo needs to be 3 inches away from Jack to do that. She won’t get that close to Jack without impaling herself on the end of his sword.
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“And I think in all honesty a sword that gets snapped by a crab claw would break against a Hatori Hanso blade.”
Your point? Was it ever stated what makes a Hanso blade so damn special? If not, it’s just like any other sword.
Well?
@N-Z
Sorry cleaning gun.
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“3 inch punching, wow. Kiddo needs to be 3 inches away from Jack to do that. She won’t get that close to Jack without impaling herself on the end of his sword.”
-I was saying that she could be attacking him with her fists as well as with her sword.
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“Your point? Was it ever stated what makes a Hanso blade so damn special? If not, it’s just like any other sword.”
- www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=FwYDx5rDABI
-This right here.
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““-She fought and beat 88 people at the same time.”
Bill himself said there wasn’t really 88 of them. They just thought the Carazy 88 sounded “cool”.”
-There was still a lot of them.
“-I was saying that she could be attacking him with her fists as well as with her sword.”
And? She would need to be in impaling-distance to punch Jack.
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“- www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=FwYDx5rDABI
-This right here.”
Could you just explain? I don’t feel like clicking links at the moment.
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“-There was still a lot of them.”
And they were all fodder.
“Could you just explain? I don’t feel like clicking links at the moment.”
-She slices another sword apart like it’s nothing.
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“And? She would need to be in impaling-distance to punch Jack.”
-Deflect with sword, break nose with palm, while opponent is disoriented hook leg, trip, drive elbow into throat collapsing trachea.
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“And they were all fodder.”
-So are Grunts, but they still kill people.
“-She slices another sword apart like it’s nothing.”
So the other guy must have had a shitilly made sword.
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“-Deflect with sword, break nose with palm, while opponent is disoriented hook leg, trip, drive elbow into throat collapsing trachea.”
You speak as if Kiddo is fighting another samurai. She’s fighting a pirate with an unpredictable fighting style. Has she ever fought a fencing stlye sword fighter before?
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“-So are Grunts, but they still kill people”
Grunts have futuristic guns and armor. NOT the same thing.
“And I think in all honesty a sword that gets snapped by a crab claw would break against a Hatori Hanso blade.”
Your point? Was it ever stated what makes a Hanso blade so damn special?”"
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It was forge by a talented blacksmith. I think that speaks of it’s quality. That about all I could think of.
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“If not, it’s just like any other sword.”
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She did use it to cut up another sword bit by bit so Tau claim does have some basis for it’s ability to break another blade.
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“3 inch punching, wow. Kiddo needs to be 3 inches away from Jack to do that. She won’t get that close to Jack without impaling herself on the end of his sword.”
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Don’t think that the point of that particular feat. It’s more of a stamina feat. Shot in the chest, buried alive, slowly losing oxygen, but still manage to punch her way out of the coffin and dig through to the surface.
Beside B has shown to work h2h techniques in her sword fighting. Plucking eyeballs after blocking or parrying for example(once with the other chick and again during the 88 fight).
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““-She fought and beat 88 people at the same time.”
Bill himself said there wasn’t really 88 of them. They just thought the Carazy 88 sounded “cool”.”
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Still 20 to 30 guys alone is pretty impressive.
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“That feat alone trumps anything Kiddo has shown.”
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Balance wise yeah. However Kiddo has is that thing where she jumped onto that guy shoulders and fended off attacks for a bit, the stair rail climb jump thing, and the fight with that guy on the railing so if they do somehow manage to end up fighting up in a pole or something she should be fine.
Also I think that also shows strength so I guess I should add something about Kiddo’s strength as well:
Kiddo was able to throw one of the 88 guys into the air, single handed, a few feet away, and hard enough to knock over some other guys behind her.
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““-5 finger palm of death.”
She needs to be at arm’s length towards Jack to do that. She won’t get that close to Jack without impaling herself on the end of his sword.”
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Well if she does manage to break Jacks blade and bring this to fisticuffs she’d likely be able to attempt it since I don’t recall an instance when Jack showed any prowess in h2h.
“So the other guy must have had a shitilly made sword.”
-No it was a Samurai sword(Generally well made).
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“You speak as if Kiddo is fighting another samurai. She’s fighting a pirate with an unpredictable fighting style. Has she ever fought a fencing stlye sword fighter before?”
-As an assassin probably. In the movie she fights and beats the Knife Fighter of the organization. So she’s well learned in a lot of fighting styles.
“-As an assassin probably. In the movie she fights and beats the Knife Fighter of the organization. So she’s well learned in a lot of fighting styles.”
I’m gonna need more then “probably.”
“You speak as if Kiddo is fighting another samurai. She’s fighting a pirate with an unpredictable fighting style. Has she ever fought a fencing stlye sword fighter before?”
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Like wise with Jack. Has he fought of any other sytle the what he uses?
For Kiddo we know she is at least adaptable to different fighting styles from short sword(I think there called tanto), dual wielded weapons, katana, that mace chain thing, and throwing axes.
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“I’m gonna need more then “probably.””
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In the catfight scene when she didn’t have a weapon against Elle, kiddo improvised and used a tv antenna as a fencing weapon to keep Elle from drawing her blade. So shes shown to have some experience in it.
“Heres a video showing Jacks little scuffle with Will in Curse of the Black Pearl.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E-nhby9j_s
You really see how cordinated and skilled Jack is. Also keep in mind he was only toying with Will.”
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Re-posting this.
+ infinity votes for Beatrix Kiddo
@EMObitch
There are no Red Shirts, Phasers, or Vulcans here. So just beam your retarded ass up and out of this thread.
A wild troll appeared
But srsly, im leaning toward Jack Sparrow. Pity he doesn’t have firearms tho
“Pity he doesn’t have firearms tho”
Actually he does, but I banned guns from this fight anyway.
There are no Red Shirts, Phasers, or Vulcans here. So just beam your retarded ass up and out of this thread.
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Go suck L-W’s cock you sack of shit.
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You troll me and threads i like so expect me to give you a taste of your own shit in threads you like AND especially author.
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Il turn the motherfuckers into warzones if you continue to try and fuck with me.
@EMOboy
Your Starfleet Jedi/Darkstar bullshit will be ignored as well
Your Starfleet Jedi/Darkstar bullshit will be ignored as well
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Go for it motherfucker il spam facts backed up by evidence you cannot refute until its like fucking wall paper, then you can crawl back to SDN like blacktard, perion and that copy/paste attention seeking loser L-W did.
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=tbAzWvTbrbA
-Her fighting the 88. Oh the acrobatics!
So is this going to turn into one of those debates fueled entirely by anger or is this just some lighthearted bickering?
As for this fight, im leaning toward Jack. Then again this is more bias then logic because IMO Killl Bill was lame and Pirates of the Carribean is one of my favourite movies
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But wait and see what comes up before voting
So is this going to turn into one of those debates fueled entirely by anger or is this just some lighthearted bickering?
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Personally i prefer neither and would go for pure discussion, however others prefer to initiate trouble.
“Go suck L-W’s cock you sack of shit.”
I’m not one of those retarded leg-humpers that worship him. He’s gone and most likely never coming back. I’ve never even been around when he was online faggot. He’s highly overrated in my opinion.
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“You troll me and threads i like so expect me to give you a taste of your own shit in threads you like AND especially author.”
Name a time I’ve trolled you in a thread you liked without you trolling me first.
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“Il turn the motherfuckers into warzones if you continue to try and fuck with me.”
You think that’s intimidating? Go for it then. Try your fucking best faggot.
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“www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=tbAzWvTbrbA
-Her fighting the 88. Oh the acrobatics!”
Most of those guys sucked ass at fighting really.
““Il turn the motherfuckers into warzones if you continue to try and fuck with me.”
You think that’s intimidating? Go for it then. Try your fucking best faggot.”
-I go to school with someone like him… trust me it’s not worth it.
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“-Her fighting the 88. Oh the acrobatics!”
Most of those guys sucked ass at fighting really.”
-No she was just that good.
Does it matter if jack has a gun? For god sakes Kiddo survived a bullet to the head remember?
Jack Sparrow is awesome!
“For god sakes Kiddo survived a bullet to the head remember?”
And was a human vegetable for a good while afterwards.
I have to go with Beatrix here. She’s just far too aggressive for Jack. Admittedly I haven’t seen the last two Pirates of the Caribbean films because quite frankly….I think they’re shit.