The above was a joke with no intention of being offensive or hurting anyone’s feelings. If it did so I apologize.
Eric Gigliotti
November 25, 2010 at 10:57 am - #8
“No, YOU’RE not useful.”
Click. Boom! Splat. Thump.
Rorschach
November 25, 2010 at 11:17 am - #9
@Baron Somebody
I thought Admin was the almighty DARTH NIHILUS, and not whatever he was in this comic…
Anyway, this is awesome!
You finally kill L-W… He’s going to be mad when he returns…
Rorschach
November 25, 2010 at 11:27 am - #10
@Baron Somebody
What about all the other Factpilers *cough meaning daily ‘pilers not on the forums cough*
I am sick again
Lowk
November 25, 2010 at 11:38 am - #11
Lol violent nonsense, my favorite type of nonsense.
I dunno
November 25, 2010 at 11:40 am - #12
“Might have some British ancestry down the line somewhere”
Aah, understatement based humor at its best
John-117
November 25, 2010 at 11:49 am - #13
Am I the only one who doesn’t appear in this one?
Hitman H94
November 25, 2010 at 11:50 am - #14
Alpha would never wanna kill me, I mean we get along just fine
Hitman H94
November 25, 2010 at 11:55 am - #15
@John
No…he missed the other 50 odd people that come on FP as well…
But DC1, DC2, Captain Epic as well
Rorschach
November 25, 2010 at 11:59 am - #16
@Hitman H94
What about me? Oh wait I’m not odd (Am I?)
Hitman H94
November 25, 2010 at 12:10 pm - #17
Sorry Roschach but you dont come on FPT so I count you as the odd
Sparks
November 25, 2010 at 12:17 pm - #18
Yes, yes. USA does rule. 8)
Nice comic, happy thanksgiving for those that celebrate lol. Let’s enjoy those indian pinatas.
OriginalA
November 25, 2010 at 12:19 pm - #19
Admin is Kyle Katarn? That makes perfect sense!
Good job, Baron.
Sparks
November 25, 2010 at 12:21 pm - #20
Wasn’t admin Boba Fett in one of his comics?
Rorschach
November 25, 2010 at 12:31 pm - #21
@everyone
Admin was DARTH NIHILUS!!!
@Hitman H94
I have to be on the Topia? Is that it? The topia and forums all seem confusing to me, especially since my e-mail is messed up right now…
theobserver
November 25, 2010 at 12:42 pm - #22
“Admin is Kyle Katarn?”
“Wasn’t admin Boba Fett in one of his comics?”
“@everyone
Admin was DARTH NIHILUS!!!”
I’m seeing a trend here…seems like admin is the manifestation of a pantheon of worthy characters who merely capture a shadow of the awesomeness of his being…interesting find indeed.
Random guy
November 25, 2010 at 1:11 pm - #23
Awesome, I killed somebody that wasn’t myself! But who was it that I killed? lol
CRACKSHOT99
November 25, 2010 at 1:20 pm - #24
Love the guy who kills for Britain, a true patriot. Who was he so I can congratulate him fully for defending our country?
Omega-88
November 25, 2010 at 1:47 pm - #25
Wow a Yuuzhang vong figure!
Blood Dancer
November 25, 2010 at 1:51 pm - #26
The brit would be my buddy Hitman. These comics lack a portuguese touch….just sayin’
Krazycrismore
November 25, 2010 at 2:08 pm - #27
“The brit would be my buddy Hitman. These comics lack a portuguese touch….just sayin’”
I thought it would have been I Dunno.
CRACKSHOT99
November 25, 2010 at 2:27 pm - #28
‘The brit would be my buddy Hitman. These comics lack a portuguese touch….just sayin’
@To who ever it was, well done for standing up for the people of our small, soggy island but glorious island.
Blood Dancer
November 25, 2010 at 3:21 pm - #29
“I thought it would have been I Dunno.”
I dunno’s name is not on the cast list
chewie6000
November 25, 2010 at 3:24 pm - #30
Do not feed the rancor wookies!!!!!!!!!!
Non british muthafuckerss!!!
Hitman H94
November 25, 2010 at 3:50 pm - #31
@Rorschach
If you come on FPT, you will be known alot more, which is how I like to think I got better known on FP
“Non british muthafuckerss!!!”
Too right!!!
*Fistbump*
Dracosphinx
November 25, 2010 at 4:19 pm - #32
Oh god. My panel. You did it completely right. Oh how I miss those days…
MeowCatz
November 25, 2010 at 4:36 pm - #33
I don’t understand these comics….you can’t tell who’s who.
Baron Somebody
November 25, 2010 at 5:44 pm - #34
Sorry if I excluded anyone I was delirious from a lack of sleep and even forgot to put Diana’s name at the bottom LOL…
as far as some of the jokes are concerned only certain people (aka Random) will get the “non british mothafucka” part
Rorschach
November 25, 2010 at 6:06 pm - #35
@Baron Somebody
Meaning I’m going to finally be in the next one?!?
Baron Somebody
November 25, 2010 at 6:10 pm - #36
Depends on who you want your figure to be, for alas I have no Rorschach figure
Eric Gigliotti
November 25, 2010 at 6:12 pm - #37
@ Baron
What would my figure be if you ever had me in one?
Baron Somebody
November 25, 2010 at 6:19 pm - #38
I’m not sure, I had to change admin to Katarn because I sold my Nihilus figure and it just seemed more fitting, but yeah if you were one I”m really not sure I’ll have to look….Blood Dancer is going to be Lando Calrissian though LOL maybe you could be Jodo Kast or something
Blood Dancer
November 25, 2010 at 6:24 pm - #39
“.Blood Dancer is going to be Lando Calrissian”
Lando is awesome…just like we portuguese usually are…
Rorschach
November 25, 2010 at 7:18 pm - #40
@Baron Somebody
Well that sucks… Just make me Cade Skywalker… If not, a Wolverine figure… If not, a Terminator figure(of Schwarzenegger)… If not, I’ll wait for your reply…
Cargo
November 25, 2010 at 7:21 pm - #41
I shall bide my time and hopefully get an appearance someday…
Sparks
November 25, 2010 at 7:38 pm - #42
Wait a minute, BD is portuguese? 8)
Negative Zero
November 25, 2010 at 8:06 pm - #43
If I were to be put in one of Baron’s comics I would be fine with any action figure……..coughcoughoneofthefettscough!!!!
Sparks
November 25, 2010 at 8:12 pm - #44
Any figure with sunglasses I’d say would be up my alley. If us b and c-list factpilers are included lol
Negative Zero
November 25, 2010 at 8:24 pm - #45
@Sparks
If A list is the ones on Factpiletopia and B list is us regular Joes…then what is C list? Whose lower than us?
Zazax
November 25, 2010 at 8:38 pm - #46
“Whose lower than us?”
4chan? People who don’t come on the ‘pile at all? Trolls? Spammers? Bots? I can think of quite the list.
Sparks
November 25, 2010 at 8:39 pm - #47
I’d say C-list or lower would be the infrequent but somewhat known posters, not just random out of the blue folks.
Let’s say… 1400-1500+ posts without being on the topia qualifies you for B-list status lol
(if this is a repost, excuse it — my internet got cut when I submitted it earlier.)
Eric Gigliotti
November 25, 2010 at 8:41 pm - #48
@ Baron
I’m a big guy (6’4″ 309lbs (1.93m 140.16kg)) so if you have any figures like that…
Negative Zero
November 25, 2010 at 8:55 pm - #49
Why don’t we just make the C listers Emoboy and Picard?
Cargo
November 25, 2010 at 9:05 pm - #50
“Why don’t we just make the C listers Emoboy and Picard?”
Because that would be an insult to the C list.
Guess I sorta qualify for B list.
Negative Zero
November 25, 2010 at 9:10 pm - #51
“Because that would be an insult to the C list.”
Anybody on C list is an insult to mankind as a species anyway. Don’t worry your not on it. Your a solid B lister like me I guess.
Zazax
November 25, 2010 at 9:33 pm - #52
“Anybody on C list is an insult to mankind as a species anyway.”
Hey, I resemble that remark.
Maybe we need a D list for undesirables and keep the C list as the relatively unknown posters?
Negative Zero
November 25, 2010 at 9:38 pm - #53
@Zazax
I like that idea. OK so Emoboy, Picard, Halo Ownz, and the other obvious choices are now D list. Unknown posters are now C list.
Kenny C.
November 25, 2010 at 9:45 pm - #54
It seems that Kenny C. escaped the carnage after killing…. whoever the white strom trooper was.
Envoy
November 25, 2010 at 10:02 pm - #55
Makes me feel like an A-lister since I’m on the topia, wiki, and pile.
ss
November 25, 2010 at 10:15 pm - #56
haha nice one, you shoud play with this idea more, maybe throw i some more charectors (wink wink nod nod)
Siggymansz
November 25, 2010 at 10:36 pm - #57
That Comic was Awesomesauce
Neutrality
November 25, 2010 at 11:18 pm - #58
lol maybe give siggy some moose horns?
either way this is hillarious…the mighty L-W taken down by a drunk driver
orpheus12
November 25, 2010 at 11:41 pm - #59
Hmm entertaining comic, we should keep these in their own separate space, and call it the dirty comics section.
Siggymansz
November 25, 2010 at 11:45 pm - #60
“the mighty L-W taken down by a Chicken American driving a Skiff with Baron Somebody on it”
Fixed lol
Random guy
November 26, 2010 at 12:13 am - #61
I still have no clue who the guy I killed was lol
The nameless british man……..may he rest in peace!
Based God
November 26, 2010 at 12:20 am - #62
It ain’t special if the main man chuck ain’t in it
Neutrality
November 26, 2010 at 12:54 am - #63
““the mighty L-W taken down by a Chicken American driving a Skiff with Baron Somebody on it”
Fixed lol”
Either way he will be pissed
Lowk
November 26, 2010 at 12:55 am - #64
“Unknown posters are now C list.”
Cool, I’m higher than D-list.
Michael50210
November 26, 2010 at 2:08 am - #65
HAPPY THANKSGIVING ALL!!!!
Even though I wasnt in this (and i probably havn’t been here long enough for that honor) THIS WAS SUPER-AWESOME!! YAY VIOLENCE!! YAY YODA!!!
Wait, what happened to the guy representing admin?
(And L-W will probably be a bit displeased)
Hitman H94
November 26, 2010 at 12:01 pm - #66
Also what figures o you have I think I wanna be something else than a dinosaur lol
God, I am starting to get sick off all this power ranger stuff. They’re even making ANOTHER series
I don’t even think they even finished some of their older series. WTF?
YOU GOT THE VIOLENCE IN!!!!
I don’t even care that you forgot the Splazor.
LOl, awesome, btw who killed me?
AlphaCommando killed you
HAH wow! I love how Mata’s (Yoda) has that “what now b*tch?” look at the end XDD
Nice (apparently “nice” is not useful…).
No, YOU’RE not useful.
Yes, this was long enough.
The above was a joke with no intention of being offensive or hurting anyone’s feelings. If it did so I apologize.
“No, YOU’RE not useful.”
Click. Boom! Splat. Thump.
@Baron Somebody
I thought Admin was the almighty DARTH NIHILUS, and not whatever he was in this comic…
Anyway, this is awesome!
You finally kill L-W… He’s going to be mad when he returns…
@Baron Somebody
What about all the other Factpilers *cough meaning daily ‘pilers not on the forums cough*
I am sick again
Lol violent nonsense, my favorite type of nonsense.
“Might have some British ancestry down the line somewhere”
Aah, understatement based humor at its best
Am I the only one who doesn’t appear in this one?
Alpha would never wanna kill me, I mean we get along just fine
@John
No…he missed the other 50 odd people that come on FP as well…
But DC1, DC2, Captain Epic as well
@Hitman H94
What about me? Oh wait I’m not odd (Am I?)
Sorry Roschach but you dont come on FPT so I count you as the odd
Yes, yes. USA does rule. 8)
Nice comic, happy thanksgiving for those that celebrate lol. Let’s enjoy those indian pinatas.
Admin is Kyle Katarn? That makes perfect sense!
Good job, Baron.
Wasn’t admin Boba Fett in one of his comics?
@everyone
Admin was DARTH NIHILUS!!!
@Hitman H94
I have to be on the Topia? Is that it? The topia and forums all seem confusing to me, especially since my e-mail is messed up right now…
“Admin is Kyle Katarn?”
“Wasn’t admin Boba Fett in one of his comics?”
“@everyone
Admin was DARTH NIHILUS!!!”
I’m seeing a trend here…seems like admin is the manifestation of a pantheon of worthy characters who merely capture a shadow of the awesomeness of his being…interesting find indeed.
Awesome, I killed somebody that wasn’t myself! But who was it that I killed? lol
Love the guy who kills for Britain, a true patriot. Who was he so I can congratulate him fully for defending our country?
Wow a Yuuzhang vong figure!
The brit would be my buddy Hitman. These comics lack a portuguese touch….just sayin’
“The brit would be my buddy Hitman. These comics lack a portuguese touch….just sayin’”
I thought it would have been I Dunno.
‘The brit would be my buddy Hitman. These comics lack a portuguese touch….just sayin’
@To who ever it was, well done for standing up for the people of our small, soggy island but glorious island.
“I thought it would have been I Dunno.”
I dunno’s name is not on the cast list
Do not feed the rancor wookies!!!!!!!!!!
Non british muthafuckerss!!!
@Rorschach
If you come on FPT, you will be known alot more, which is how I like to think I got better known on FP
“Non british muthafuckerss!!!”
Too right!!!
*Fistbump*
Oh god. My panel. You did it completely right. Oh how I miss those days…
I don’t understand these comics….you can’t tell who’s who.
Sorry if I excluded anyone I was delirious from a lack of sleep and even forgot to put Diana’s name at the bottom LOL…
as far as some of the jokes are concerned only certain people (aka Random) will get the “non british mothafucka” part
@Baron Somebody
Meaning I’m going to finally be in the next one?!?
Depends on who you want your figure to be, for alas I have no Rorschach figure
@ Baron
What would my figure be if you ever had me in one?
I’m not sure, I had to change admin to Katarn because I sold my Nihilus figure and it just seemed more fitting, but yeah if you were one I”m really not sure I’ll have to look….Blood Dancer is going to be Lando Calrissian though LOL maybe you could be Jodo Kast or something
“.Blood Dancer is going to be Lando Calrissian”
Lando is awesome…just like we portuguese usually are…
@Baron Somebody
Well that sucks… Just make me Cade Skywalker… If not, a Wolverine figure… If not, a Terminator figure(of Schwarzenegger)… If not, I’ll wait for your reply…
I shall bide my time and hopefully get an appearance someday…
Wait a minute, BD is portuguese? 8)
If I were to be put in one of Baron’s comics I would be fine with any action figure……..coughcoughoneofthefettscough!!!!
Any figure with sunglasses I’d say would be up my alley. If us b and c-list factpilers are included lol
@Sparks
If A list is the ones on Factpiletopia and B list is us regular Joes…then what is C list? Whose lower than us?
“Whose lower than us?”
4chan? People who don’t come on the ‘pile at all? Trolls? Spammers? Bots? I can think of quite the list.
I’d say C-list or lower would be the infrequent but somewhat known posters, not just random out of the blue folks.
Let’s say… 1400-1500+ posts without being on the topia qualifies you for B-list status lol
(if this is a repost, excuse it — my internet got cut when I submitted it earlier.)
@ Baron
I’m a big guy (6’4″ 309lbs (1.93m 140.16kg)) so if you have any figures like that…
Why don’t we just make the C listers Emoboy and Picard?
“Why don’t we just make the C listers Emoboy and Picard?”
Because that would be an insult to the C list.
Guess I sorta qualify for B list.
“Because that would be an insult to the C list.”
Anybody on C list is an insult to mankind as a species anyway. Don’t worry your not on it. Your a solid B lister like me I guess.
“Anybody on C list is an insult to mankind as a species anyway.”
Hey, I resemble that remark.
Maybe we need a D list for undesirables and keep the C list as the relatively unknown posters?
@Zazax
I like that idea. OK so Emoboy, Picard, Halo Ownz, and the other obvious choices are now D list. Unknown posters are now C list.
It seems that Kenny C. escaped the carnage after killing…. whoever the white strom trooper was.
Makes me feel like an A-lister since I’m on the topia, wiki, and pile.
haha nice one, you shoud play with this idea more, maybe throw i some more charectors (wink wink nod nod)
That Comic was Awesomesauce
lol maybe give siggy some moose horns?
either way this is hillarious…the mighty L-W taken down by a drunk driver
Hmm entertaining comic, we should keep these in their own separate space, and call it the dirty comics section.
“the mighty L-W taken down by a Chicken American driving a Skiff with Baron Somebody on it”
Fixed lol
I still have no clue who the guy I killed was lol
The nameless british man……..may he rest in peace!
It ain’t special if the main man chuck ain’t in it
““the mighty L-W taken down by a Chicken American driving a Skiff with Baron Somebody on it”
Fixed lol”
Either way he will be pissed
“Unknown posters are now C list.”
Cool, I’m higher than D-list.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING ALL!!!!
Even though I wasnt in this (and i probably havn’t been here long enough for that honor) THIS WAS SUPER-AWESOME!! YAY VIOLENCE!! YAY YODA!!!
Wait, what happened to the guy representing admin?
(And L-W will probably be a bit displeased)
Also what figures o you have I think I wanna be something else than a dinosaur lol
Who did the assassin’s represent? Just curious.
The guys who post one comment and never appear again?
Too good.
Pure win.
Not that much more can be said (particularly since I got the girl at the end…right?).
To help the ones who are not 100% sorted.
Admin = Darth Nihilus (old) / Kyle Katarn (new)
Baron = Zombie lad
Mata = Yoda / Ghost Rider
L-W = Darth Vader
AlphaCommando = Dengar
Diana = Saarlac
Sapper = Boba Fett (old) / Airborne Trooper (new)
Siggymasnz = Nugget
Random Guy = 4-LOM
Marche = Yuzang Vong
KennyC / DeathTanker = IG-88
I Dunno = Zuckuss
Dracosphinx = Ventilator guy (dont know name)
Swifterdeath = Stormtrooper
John117 = Durge
Himmler = Plo Koon
ShadowChaser = Starkiller
The One Sin = Single lightsaber guy (dont know name)
Hitman H94 = Bossk
Megaraptor18 = Camouflaged Scout Trooper
FactPile Trolls = Cantina Musicians (?)
Google bot = Magnaguard (?)
Spam bot = Federation Droid
FactPile Commentator = Red Clone Captain
Rancor = Baron’s pet
Demonic Chicken God = Baron’s weird obsession with them
Bananna = No fucking clue…
Jango Fett = ?
Top-hat Teeth = ?
Amirite? Forgot anyone?
@Mata
According to Baron I will be Lando in his next issue.
Is Himmler on the forums? Because he has only commented on the main site a few times…
@Matapiojo
You forgot The One Sin…
Didn’t forget, just don’t know his toy’s name. Same for Draco.
Hm, if I were a character, I would be…
Spartan?
Spartan2?
Necron?
Which one sounds cool?
<—would be a power ranger. ooooh yeah.
God, I am starting to get sick off all this power ranger stuff. They’re even making ANOTHER series
I don’t even think they even finished some of their older series. WTF?
They made another one…? Really? Shit stopped being cool around like…the time they were in space.
Yeah, its called “Power rangers: Samuri Forever” or some sh*t.
I want to be in the next one
Funniest sh*t I’ve seen all day…
“Butterfly knifing would never had prepared me for this”
xD I love you Baron, PS. I disappeared again.-_-