Darth Vader & Master Chief Vs Samus Aran & Solid Snake

Darth Vader & Master Chief Vs Samus Aran & Solid Snake

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Here we have quite the collection of site favorites and popular franchise in Star Wars, Halo, Metroid & Metal Gear all getting represented here.

Darth Vader
Force abilities.
Crimson Red Lightsaber.
The best armour the Galactic Empire could offer.
Brute Strength

Master Chief
Unstoppable will.
Sky Blue Energy Sword.
Amazing Forerunner armor.
Superhuman capabilities (decimated flood, etc)

VS

Samus

Lethal skill.
Blazing Yellow Energy Whip.
Powersuit.

Won against Master Chief on this website.

Snake
Lethal Knives.
High-tech gear.
War-hardened commando.

Who will win in this duel to the death?

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338 Comments on "Darth Vader & Master Chief Vs Samus Aran & Solid Snake"

  1. orpheus12 July 1, 2010 at 11:39 am -      #1

    Snake gets killed first, then Mc, then Samus.
    Darth vader wins obviously.
    Unless Samus’s whip can counter Darth Vader’s force and lighsaber.

  2. Laharl July 1, 2010 at 11:41 am -      #2

    Please explain how snake dies first when he wouldn’t go near the brawl?

  3. ZomBninjasamurai July 1, 2010 at 11:48 am -      #3

    does Snake get his box?

  4. wtf bomber July 1, 2010 at 11:52 am -      #4

    if he did, im SURE no one would even THINK to look under it. then if they did, theyd have a rocket in their….. um…. mask? if not, his thrat gets crushed by darth vader. samus is really the only threat here. here zero laser (dont know if thats canon or not) could probaly do about as much damage as a scarab to master chief. vader MIGHT be able to block it with what little force powers he has.

  5. Akibahara July 1, 2010 at 11:59 am -      #5

    I believe Vader’s force abilities will allow him to see Snake /through/ the box.

  6. ZomBninjasamurai July 1, 2010 at 11:59 am -      #6

    “if he did, im SURE no one would even THINK to look under it.”

    exactly!!!

    unfortunately, Darth Vader will still win though…

  7. Cargo July 1, 2010 at 12:04 pm -      #7

    The force user kinda sways the fight in his favor…

  8. OriginalA July 1, 2010 at 12:07 pm -      #8

    When did John get Forerunner armor? Or Samus a yellow energy whip?

    @WTF Bomber: Zero Laser is non-canon. Her regular weapons are already more powerful than it anyways though.

  9. Kenny C. July 1, 2010 at 12:08 pm -      #9

    Who the hell said that MC has “Forerunner Armor.” Did I miss something? Are these simple outlines of what they have or will have for the match? I’m confused.

    Anyway – Vader. Win.

  10. ZomBninjasamurai July 1, 2010 at 12:15 pm -      #10

    “Crimson Red Lightsaber.”

    “Sky Blue Energy Sword.”

    “Blazing Yellow Energy Whip.”

    so… what… are we orks now, does color give power?

    also why doesn’t Snake get a colorful weapon?

  11. Laharl July 1, 2010 at 12:16 pm -      #11

    Snake should get the power of imagination.

  12. ZomBninjasamurai July 1, 2010 at 12:20 pm -      #12

    “Snake should get the power of imagination.”

    hell yeah!!!! “The Rainbow Power of Imagination!!!!”

  13. OriginalA July 1, 2010 at 12:23 pm -      #13

    Snake should get his box. Box > all!

  14. starsteam July 1, 2010 at 12:25 pm -      #14

    Overlord you bias is showing <.<

  15. shaun182 July 1, 2010 at 12:28 pm -      #15

    okay someone going to have to explain this MC with forerunner armour to me

    is it someones thought MC’s mjolnir armour is forerunner tech, when its unsc
    or have we given mc forerunner armour, which if origins is anything to go by, isn’t all that great anyway.

    “Superhuman capabilities (decimated flood, etc)”

    destroying flood is not a superhuman capability, superhuman strength/speed/reflexes are, if anything it would be a superhuman achievement.

    and to make this fair for snake, he should be given a metal gear

  16. starsteam July 1, 2010 at 12:29 pm -      #16

    A metal gear would own MC it haz nukes for crying out loud.

  17. orpheus12 July 1, 2010 at 12:34 pm -      #17

    “Please explain how snake dies first when he wouldn’t go near the brawl?”
    What is he gonna do, shoot lasers out of his eyes, last time I checked, the rules state that Snake has knives, unless he can throw them, but what help will that be ?

  18. shaun182 July 1, 2010 at 12:34 pm -      #18

    “Overlord you bias is showing <.<"

    too right, vader could kill all them, and not even by in close proximity since they all need to breathe

  19. ZomBninjasamurai July 1, 2010 at 12:36 pm -      #19

    “the rules state that Snake has knives”

    so you’re thinking he doesn’t have a box, or guns at all?

  20. starsteam July 1, 2010 at 12:39 pm -      #20

    @Zomb
    Unless, overlord comes in and explains what everyone has in depth we can only assume he has knives and what the others have are the only things they have.

  21. shaun182 July 1, 2010 at 12:40 pm -      #21

    “A metal gear would own MC it haz nukes for crying out loud.”

    the RAY variety doesnt, but i wasnt being serious just trying to point out how under equipped snake is(overload didnt even give him a gun, he should be allowed the railgun at least).
    metalgear.wikia.com/wiki/Railgun

  22. ZomBninjasamurai July 1, 2010 at 12:45 pm -      #22

    “Unless, overlord comes in and explains what everyone has in depth we can only assume he has knives and what the others have are the only things they have.”

    I refuse to believe someone would make a fight so biased against one fighter

  23. starsteam July 1, 2010 at 12:45 pm -      #23

    Nah i think it should be the M82A2.

  24. Prime Chaos July 1, 2010 at 12:46 pm -      #24

    Wow look at this. Everyone is whining that snake gets no guns and that its not fair blah blah blah. Get over yourselves. I notice that whenever MC fights no one(except Swifter and Hotshot) whines about him having unfair matchups. You guys sicken me. Your bias is really starting to piss me off.

  25. starsteam July 1, 2010 at 12:49 pm -      #25

    @prime
    Have we ever not given MC a fight where he is basically gun less and the only thing he has is knifes that cannot penetrate any armor basically making him die in an instant?

  26. ZomBninjasamurai July 1, 2010 at 12:50 pm -      #26

    “I notice that whenever MC fights no one(except Swifter and Hotshot) whines about him having unfair matchups. You guys sicken me. Your bias is really starting to piss me off.”

    thats because MC gets his gear… when has he got nothing but knives?

  27. Prime Chaos July 1, 2010 at 12:52 pm -      #27

    “I refuse to believe someone would make a fight so biased against one fighter”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA WOW WHAT FUCKING BULLSHIT!

    @Starsteam

    Look at MC vs Legolas

    So yes it has been done.

  28. ZomBninjasamurai July 1, 2010 at 12:52 pm -      #28

    @starsteam

    allow me to answer… NO! he has his own section even, and he has never a match in which he has nothing but knives…

  29. ZomBninjasamurai July 1, 2010 at 12:54 pm -      #29

    “Look at MC vs Legolas

    So yes it has been done.”

    … he got the same weaponry as his opponent… how is that the same as giving someone knives and pitting him against supersoldiers?

  30. Envoy July 1, 2010 at 12:54 pm -      #30

    This match ends up the same as samus vs vader, dead.

  31. Prime Chaos July 1, 2010 at 12:57 pm -      #31

    @ZomB

    HE WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO USE THEM DUH! AND LEGOLAS GOT MAGIC ARROWS THAT FOLLOW AND NEVER MISS! READ THE ENTIRE DAMN DEBATE! IT WAS BULLSHIT FROM THE BEGINNING!

  32. starsteam July 1, 2010 at 1:00 pm -      #32

    @PC
    You wanna know whats bullshit that snake has barely won any matchs on this site because people keep pitting him against fucking super advanced people that’s bullshit in fact that keeps happening with the MGS series.

  33. ZomBninjasamurai July 1, 2010 at 1:02 pm -      #33

    “HE WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO USE THEM DUH! AND LEGOLAS GOT MAGIC ARROWS THAT FOLLOW AND NEVER MISS! READ THE ENTIRE DAMN DEBATE! IT WAS BULLSHIT FROM THE BEGINNING!”

    so pitting a guy who has already lost to these people, against them again with just knives compares how?

  34. Prime Chaos July 1, 2010 at 1:07 pm -      #34

    @Star

    “You wanna know whats bullshit that snake has barely won any matchs on this site because people keep pitting him against fucking super advanced people that’s bullshit in fact that keeps happening with the MGS series.”

    SNAKE HAS HAD WHAT? 5 MATCHES? MC HAS HAD OVER 100 AND HES LOST 9/10S OF THEM DUE TO BIAS, HATE, AND DISLIKE OF HALO. OTHERS ARE JUST BULLSHIT! LIKE MC VS GREEN LANTERN! OR VS THE NIGHTBRINGER!

    Well Zom its nowhere near as bad as the matches MC’s had…read above. I mean for crying out loud people get over this damn bias of a damn game and character! Its stupid, idiotic, and just pissing me off.

  35. Kenny C. July 1, 2010 at 1:12 pm -      #35

    ” Its stupid, idiotic, and just pissing me off. ”

    - But very entertaining when the Halotics come out. Besides, It hought I gave team Halo a good match when I chose a Warthog to go against an ISA Jeep.

  36. Prime Chaos July 1, 2010 at 1:16 pm -      #36

    @Kenny

    And thats what? 1 out of 100 or so? Its a good match…but seriously…

  37. ZomBninjasamurai July 1, 2010 at 1:17 pm -      #37

    “SNAKE HAS HAD WHAT? 5 MATCHES? MC HAS HAD OVER 100 AND HES LOST 9/10S OF THEM DUE TO BIAS, HATE, AND DISLIKE OF HALO. OTHERS ARE JUST BULLSHIT! LIKE MC VS GREEN LANTERN! OR VS THE NIGHTBRINGER!”

    what do you expect… theres a MC vs section… hes the proving ground for introducing characters…

  38. Random guy July 1, 2010 at 1:22 pm -      #38

    “what do you expect… theres a MC vs section… hes the proving ground for introducing characters…”

    Proving grounds huh……………*Runs off to find some very unknown yet uberly powerfull multi-verse buster to fight MC*…………NAH! Im just kidding.

    But seriously, Snake can’t do much of anything in this match. soooooo, i think that Darth and MC would win this one.

  39. JoshMcFace July 1, 2010 at 1:23 pm -      #39

    Vader triumphs alone unless Samus can get a shot on him whilst he’s distracted with Snake. Oh no wait…Vader doesn’t get distracted…

    @Prime Chaos

    You’re an energy based being, you should know caps are not necessary.

  40. Prime Chaos July 1, 2010 at 1:25 pm -      #40

    No Zomb

    Hes not the proving ground. Hes the “bash halo ground and make fun of MC and make bias matches ground”

  41. Mr. Snuggles July 1, 2010 at 1:27 pm -      #41

    It’s sad in general that 80% of factpile is biased against MC just because he is a halo character and people thinking most halo fans are fanboys. Just utter bullshit that MC is either facing overpowered characters or rolfstomping characters instead facing a good match. People are too biased for example in the legolas vs mc match and snake vs mc even though mc won against snake, they want a recount. Just Sickening :(

  42. starsteam July 1, 2010 at 1:29 pm -      #42

    So, it’s not like you know that people are biased against other people nope apparently the most bias matches go to MC good to know.

  43. ZomBninjasamurai July 1, 2010 at 1:34 pm -      #43

    @Prime Chaos

    and not once, has MC been given less weapons against an enemy who has already beaten him in that entire history of all of his matches… that just shows how biased this is

  44. Mr. Snuggles July 1, 2010 at 1:35 pm -      #44

    Look at the earlier comments in past MC matches and see the hate MC gets, I mean all the MC matches or look through half at least.

  45. ZomBninjasamurai July 1, 2010 at 1:40 pm -      #45

    “It’s sad in general that 80% of factpile is biased against MC just because he is a halo character and people thinking most halo fans are fanboys”

    go look at the first hundred or so of Boba vs MC, and Vader vs MC… try telling me they aren’t…

    “Look at the earlier comments in past MC matches and see the hate MC gets, I mean all the MC matches or look through half at least.”

    again… I defer you to Boba vs MC, and Vader vs MC

  46. ed@$$!!! July 1, 2010 at 1:46 pm -      #46

    OMFG MASTER CHEF WINS ALL! HE ACTIVATES HALO RINGS AND SPLAZORS EVERYTHING LOLOLOLOLOlOLOLLOlOLOLOLOLO NOOBZ!

  47. Prime Chaos July 1, 2010 at 1:47 pm -      #47

    2(maybe more) matches out of over 100…yeah sure w/e you say.

  48. Dracosphinx July 1, 2010 at 1:49 pm -      #48

    Oh hell no.

    .

  49. w00tm0ng3r July 1, 2010 at 2:11 pm -      #49

    Let’s see, Vader has already beaten Samus and MC has already beaten Snake… Given the uberness of SW armor, I doubt anything Snake can do can even hope to hurt Vader. Vader solos while MC goes on vacation.

  50. wtf bomber July 1, 2010 at 2:45 pm -      #50

    to end the whole “snake never wins any fights” arguement, snake vs. naruto? excluding the fox, i think its pretty fair…

  51. Sam1991 July 1, 2010 at 2:48 pm -      #51

    Im fairly certain Vadar could take all three if he wanted too. Im sure all he needs to do is use force chokem or even just hold em in place then cut them up with his RED lightsaber

  52. ZomBninjasamurai July 1, 2010 at 2:51 pm -      #52

    “to end the whole “snake never wins any fights” arguement, snake vs. naruto? excluding the fox, i think its pretty fair…”

    there never was that argument… the argument is that this match is ridiculously biased against him… he has won… Snake vs Soap…

  53. Soldier's Shadow July 1, 2010 at 2:51 pm -      #53

    Snake’s best bet in this match is to kill MC but other than that Vader destroys Snake here with a flick of his wrist. If Snake gets killed earlier then Samus turns MC into ashes. Samus could put up a fight with Vader for a bit but Vader will trump her too. Darth Vader is the one who makes this fight a bit one-sided for team SW.

  54. ZomBninjasamurai July 1, 2010 at 2:55 pm -      #54

    “Snake’s best bet in this match is to kill MC”

    I doubt his knives could get through MC’s armor

  55. Master G July 1, 2010 at 3:15 pm -      #55

    Easly Mc and vader no competition vader could kill them both but with the added help of mc on long range its easyly one sided

  56. Soldier's Shadow July 1, 2010 at 3:29 pm -      #56

    ‘I doubt his knives could get through MC’s armor’

    It says ‘high tech gear’ so doesn’t he get real weapons like the M82, Railgun, etc? If not then what the hell was the point in even including Snake in this match in the first place if he’s just going to stand there and get killed?

  57. ZomBninjasamurai July 1, 2010 at 3:35 pm -      #57

    “It says ‘high tech gear’ so doesn’t he get real weapons like the M82, Railgun, etc? If not then what the hell was the point in even including Snake in this match in the first place if he’s just going to stand there and get killed?”

    unfortunately, it only says gear… which could just be octocamo or MG Mk ll, I would suspect if he was to get more than just knives it would say so

  58. Soldier's Shadow July 1, 2010 at 3:46 pm -      #58

    Then I stick to my earlier statement about Snake only being there to stand around and get killed. Team 2 is fucked.

  59. w00tm0ng3r July 1, 2010 at 3:46 pm -      #59

    “It says ‘high tech gear’ so doesn’t he get real weapons like the M82, Railgun, etc? If not then what the hell was the point in even including Snake in this match in the first place if he’s just going to stand there and get killed?”

    There’s no point. For that matter, MC is completely pointless too. This is Darth Vader vs Samus with a sideshow.

  60. SinZero July 1, 2010 at 3:52 pm -      #60

    Why is Snake in this match? It’s like making a Thor & Juggernaut vs the Hulk & Punisher without weapons.

  61. SinZero July 1, 2010 at 3:56 pm -      #61

    Albeit that’s giving too much credit to the tin man from Halo. Meh. Bear with me. I don’t have the comic knowledge to liken him to anything else that could make this an understandable analogy. God forbid some of you bastards actually suggest the match later on.

  62. ZomBninjasamurai July 1, 2010 at 3:57 pm -      #62

    “Then I stick to my earlier statement about Snake only being there to stand around and get killed. Team 2 is fucked.”

    yep

    “There’s no point. For that matter, MC is completely pointless too. This is Darth Vader vs Samus with a sideshow.”

    nah, its just Darth Vader

  63. Laharl July 1, 2010 at 4:04 pm -      #63

    “Proving grounds huh……………*Runs off to find some very unknown yet uberly powerfull multi-verse buster to fight MC*…………”*COUGH*COUGH*ehem sorry had something stuck.

  64. orpheus12 July 1, 2010 at 4:40 pm -      #64

    “Then I stick to my earlier statement about Snake only being there to stand around and get killed. Team 2 is fucked.”

    yep

    “There’s no point. For that matter, MC is completely pointless too. This is Darth Vader vs Samus with a sideshow.”

    “nah, its just Darth Vader”

    Wow…how did I know Darth Vader would win.
    I could tellz teh futurez.

    “Snake
    Lethal Knives.
    High-tech gear.
    War-hardened commando.”

    I heard high-tech gear, not high-tech weapons.
    I’m pretty sure admin would’ve specified which.

  65. destroyhunter July 1, 2010 at 4:40 pm -      #65

    Vader has force abilities, ergo giving him the edge for a huge range of possibilities. If Master Chief doesn’t play his cards right and if either Snake or Samus get a lucky shot off of him (most likely Samus as Master Chief might go after Snake), then it might be a 2-on-1 fight with Vader vs. Snake and Samus. If Snake goes for a sneak attack, and Vader concentrates on Samus, then he MIGHT be able to kill him. But if Vader takes both of them on with his force powers instead of just focusing on one and instead of the other, then it would be more difficult. In either case, Vader would most likely die in a 2-on-1 battle outcome, but I still think that Master Chief would not be put down that easily. Also, don’t forget that Vader still has the edge for the force abilities and a lightsaber, while Snake has no defense for that nor for Master Chief’s energy sword. Samus can only use the grapple beam for taking one of those and possibly even more, but still, Vader still has the edge there. So, I give the edge to Darth Vader and Master Chief for force powers, melee weapons that go through near a lot of things, and for stronger armour. I nominate Darth Vader and Master Chief for the FP Award.

  66. ZomBninjasamurai July 1, 2010 at 4:45 pm -      #66

    “Snake or Samus get a lucky shot off of him”

    you missed where Snake gets no guns didn’t you?

  67. a pro guy July 1, 2010 at 4:46 pm -      #67

    obvs snake is dead no armour is not good against a energy sword light saber pussy ass whip thing. im guessing after snake the win would go to either mc or samus because vader cant use the force on both of them

  68. starsteam July 1, 2010 at 4:47 pm -      #68

    He would just stay cloaked in the corner :D.

  69. Laharl July 1, 2010 at 4:52 pm -      #69

    “He would just stay cloaked in the corner :D .”
    He would spend his last moments dirty talking on the com.

  70. ZomBninjasamurai July 1, 2010 at 4:53 pm -      #70

    “obvs snake is dead no armour is not good against a energy sword light saber pussy ass whip thing. im guessing after snake the win would go to either mc or samus because vader cant use the force on both of them”

    “you underestimate the power of the force”-Darth Vader

  71. overlord July 1, 2010 at 4:59 pm -      #71

    YAY!!! My battle got accepted.I’m not commenting.

  72. destroyhunter July 1, 2010 at 5:03 pm -      #72

    @ZomBninjasamurai – I meant it more of a term of speech. It was a bad choice of words, since the knives can still be thrown, but it would have no effect whatsoever on Master Chief anyways. Thanks for pointing that out, since I “assumed” that he would have any type of guns or artillary, since he has a low edge in this fight as is.

  73. overlord July 1, 2010 at 5:19 pm -      #73

    @Admin

    How come the battle was cut down to 2 vs 2 and not 5 vs 5?

  74. Cpt Olimar July 1, 2010 at 5:22 pm -      #74

    I agree with prime here.. MC is this site’s biggest punching bag and gets way more lopsided matches than snake gets. Heck, MC vs Vader and MC vs Samus were both old roflstomps, let alone some of the newer ones that are ever more lopsided..

    As for this match, MC is on the winning team as Vader could beat the other 3 at once.

  75. ZomBninjasamurai July 1, 2010 at 5:31 pm -      #75

    “I agree with prime here.. MC is this site’s biggest punching bag and gets way more lopsided matches than snake gets. Heck, MC vs Vader and MC vs Samus were both old roflstomps, let alone some of the newer ones that are ever more lopsided..”

    Snake fought Samus as well mate… far more of an roflstomp… only that time, he had weapons…

  76. Laharl July 1, 2010 at 5:39 pm -      #76

    Still don’t think MC should have beaten snake.

  77. Soldier's Shadow July 1, 2010 at 7:19 pm -      #77

    MC shouldn’t have beaten Snake and doesn’t deserve that award. He probably won through popularity.

    Snake has gotten his fair share of crappy matches too like vs all the Transformers, all the terminators, Arthas, and Samus. The only good matches Snake’s ever gotten has really been Batman, Wesker, Marcus Fenix and MC because those were all pretty fairly matched fights.

  78. starsteam July 1, 2010 at 7:36 pm -      #78

    Wesker wasn’t fair batman wasn’t fair.

  79. Laharl July 1, 2010 at 8:06 pm -      #79

    Well with batman it depends on what batman.
    Did you know there is a pirate batman?
    Wesker yea,Wesker isn’t fair.

  80. Soldier's Shadow July 1, 2010 at 8:31 pm -      #80

    Pirate Batman? Never heard of that. I don’t know, movie Bats would lose but the modern comic Batman would win. The Batman match is too varied with the different Batmen.

    Wesker’s relatively fair because Snake’s combated superhumans like Psycho Mantis, Vamp and Gray Fox and he’s twice Chris and Sheva who took Wesker. Though he was too busy gloating the whole time which caused him to lose . Wesker wins the match but it’s not even close to a stomp.

  81. starsteam July 1, 2010 at 8:33 pm -      #81

    @soldiers shadow
    I think you should read some of the comments on that thread before you say it was fair in the least.

  82. Laharl July 1, 2010 at 8:50 pm -      #82

    upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a0/Leatherwing.jpg
    “Pirate Batman? Never heard of that.”
    Well know you have.

  83. overlord July 1, 2010 at 8:57 pm -      #83

    “mc or samus because vader cant use the force on both of them”

    MC & DV are on the same side (I know it seems paradoxical that Halo and Star Wars are fighting on the same side) but it’s something we have to get over.

  84. Soldier's Shadow July 1, 2010 at 8:58 pm -      #84

    I’ve read the thread before but they were too busy talking about some crap involving Snake shooting Wesker with the rail gun and they were also talking about practically nothing that had to do with the fight for like 20 comments or so. I still don’t think the match is close to an easy stomp win for Wesker.

    @ Laharl

    Thanks for the link. Now I wonder what those writers were thinking when they did that.

  85. Prime Chaos July 1, 2010 at 9:06 pm -      #85

    @SS

    No, Master Chief did not win his match against Snake by popularity. L-W and other very intelligent people pointed out how he would win and he won. Get over it and stop being a fanboy.

  86. Negative Zero July 1, 2010 at 9:11 pm -      #86

    Well I think that Vader could just force choke Snake and Samus while Master Chief just stands there.

  87. Soldier's Shadow July 1, 2010 at 9:20 pm -      #87

    @Prime Chaos

    I’ve read the arguments by Just a Gamer, The One Sin and other debaters in that thread for both sides and they both made strong aguments but I was going by primarily the newer arguments made by Sapper, The Sorrow and others for the Snake side in the past 100 or so comments in that thread and going by them Snake should’ve won.

  88. Prime Chaos July 1, 2010 at 10:09 pm -      #88

    @SS

    And thats because for some reason they suddenly decided to give snake non standard equipment? Seriously he doesn’t carry around a javelin missile or rail gun or any of that other shit. So thus, he loses.

  89. ZomBninjasamurai July 1, 2010 at 10:15 pm -      #89

    “And thats because for some reason they suddenly decided to give snake non standard equipment? Seriously he doesn’t carry around a javelin missile or rail gun or any of that other shit. So thus, he loses.”

    have you played Metal Gear at all?

  90. Prime Chaos July 1, 2010 at 10:22 pm -      #90

    Yes i have. and in any of the start of any of the games does he carry around Javelin missiles and the rail gun? I think not. Unless you have proof that right at the beginning of the game he starts out with those then Snake won’t win.

  91. Laharl July 1, 2010 at 10:23 pm -      #91

    “Now I wonder what those writers were thinking when they did that.”
    I have that comic pretty good the joker pirate just made that comic.
    I own the comic physically though.

  92. Laharl July 1, 2010 at 10:24 pm -      #92

    “Unless you have proof that right at the beginning of the game he starts out with those then Snake won’t win.”Didn’t you play it a second time?

  93. ZomBninjasamurai July 1, 2010 at 10:29 pm -      #93

    “Yes i have. and in any of the start of any of the games does he carry around Javelin missiles and the rail gun? I think not. Unless you have proof that right at the beginning of the game he starts out with those then Snake won’t win.”

    his starting gear is nothing… however, the Railgun is an unavoidable weapon… therefore standard…

  94. Prime Chaos July 1, 2010 at 10:43 pm -      #94

    “his starting gear is nothing… however, the Railgun is an unavoidable weapon… therefore standard…”

    …THIS IS TOTAL BULLSHIT! Unless you have canon evidence for this than i am disregarding it. Does it say anywhere that its standard equipment? ANYWHERE AT ALL? SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL?!

  95. ZomBninjasamurai July 1, 2010 at 10:47 pm -      #95

    “…THIS IS TOTAL BULLSHIT! Unless you have canon evidence for this than i am disregarding it. Does it say anywhere that its standard equipment? ANYWHERE AT ALL? SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL?!”

    show me one instance of avoiding getting it…

  96. Prime Chaos July 1, 2010 at 10:53 pm -      #96

    ZomB you should be smarter than that….

    Having a weapon DOES not mean its standard. STANDARD means WHAT you normally get!

  97. ZomBninjasamurai July 1, 2010 at 11:05 pm -      #97

    “Having a weapon DOES not mean its standard. STANDARD means WHAT you normally get!”

    his assignment is to acquire all weapons on site… whats standard for him then?

  98. Prime Chaos July 1, 2010 at 11:14 pm -      #98

    In the last level of Halo 3 Master Chief HAS to pick up the spartan laser. Does this now make a Spartan Laser a standard weapon?

  99. Laharl July 1, 2010 at 11:21 pm -      #99

    “In the last level of Halo 3 Master Chief HAS to pick up the spartan laser. Does this now make a Spartan Laser a standard weapon?”
    Snake KEEPS his rail gun after he gets it for a long time.
    MC doesn’t though like what 5 mins tops?

  100. ZomBninjasamurai July 1, 2010 at 11:26 pm -      #100

    “In the last level of Halo 3 Master Chief HAS to pick up the spartan laser. Does this now make a Spartan Laser a standard weapon?”

    if he kept it…

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