Suggested by Alex Kouns
Making his debut on FactPile is Hank J. Wimbleton from the Madness Combat Series.
This would certainly be no easy match for the Chief. From everything that I’ve been able to collect on Hank, he’s pretty durable.
So, who would win this fight?
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HANK!
He might as well be a spartan without mods, with mods, he’d easykill John. But what weapons does hank have?
….FIRST!
“But what weapons does hank have?”
Are we going with early Hank, or later versions?
Hank. That is all. No need to explain myself.
Hank Hands down!!! (literally hank don’t need hands to kill this fool)
I vote for the guy who can tear a urinal off a wall and beat you to death with it.
Though, in fairness, we don’t know what Hank can do with his current body (The one with the giant mutant scorpian arm).
Hank I have watched the whole series of madness and he takes this.
Now make MC fight the clown.
I don’t see a Hank victory. I see a Master Chief win.
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/58182
Episode 1 in its epicness.
@Laharl-Nobody kills the Clown. The Clown kills you! Make him fight the savior instead.
@Kenny-This really depends on what weapon and which /hank we use. Hank is definitely faster then MC and can dodge bullets with ease and is at least strong enough not to be completely overpowered. The only issue is him getting through the armour which depending on his weapon is a piece of cake. Mutant Hank(the most current version) is overkill.
Wait, what the Hell!? People are now just throwing MC into matches with characters that aren’t even in a franchise. Just random flash characters? Ok this is getting retarded.
“People are now just throwing MC into matches with characters that aren’t even in a franchise. Just random flash characters? Ok this is getting retarded”
It is a franchise it is called madness.
If anything it shows how pathetic MC is.
Hank is one of the most awesome Flash characters ever and Madness is the most awesome flash series. They have their own shirts and even a wiki.
” Hank is definitely faster then MC ”
- No….. I don’t buy that. I’ve been with the series from the very beginning with Marshmellow Madness and while Hank indeed impressive, he has been successful shot numerous times and his present form has only been shown in one segment of combat.
MC has a motion sensor and some (while crap comparing range) do indeed do damage. Hank of this moment is a retarded monster (confimed by the creator himself that his numerous injuries have rended him mentally retarded) with a claw/spike as a weapon. We don’t even know how much damage he can take now.
Must wait til next installment.
You have a point Kenny and I think they should have ended the series buy now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3HFVZO_KYU&feature=related
He seems more than capable of thinking to me uses a dead guy as bait then throws a pipe bomb.
” He seems more than capable of thinking to me uses a dead guy as bait then throws a pipe bomb. ”
- Being mentally retarded doesn’t mean you can’t think – it means that in some areas you are below the line in terms of ability. Hank could be verbally retarded and still be able to be an excellent combatant. Besides
– ” If one were to pause the episode and zoom in on the computer Deimos was typing on, it can be seen that he lowered Hank’s intelligence (why he did this is unknown). One may also see how tough and agile he is. Krinkels has even stated that Hank is now mentally retarded. He had the choice of, besides restoring the body, reviving and magnifying it. He did both. ”
” You have a point Kenny and I think they should have ended the series buy now. ”
- Yeah…. I’d like to see some more variation and evolution beyond “shoot that.”
“Yeah…. I’d like to see some more variation and evolution beyond “shoot that.”
Like the world ending because that is what it seems to be leading to.
I didn’t know about the whole lowering intelligence on the computer though.
That is not to say he still can’t kill MC.
” That is not to say he still can’t kill MC. ”
- I know that, but I would think you would like to have your avowed combatant not be retarded.
this is a epic battle, the things these two can do are awesome in their own ways. This isn’t gonna be a one beats the heck of the other then wins, this is gonna be a fast paced battle hand-to-hand and with guns.
-am going with hank on this one, I love the series too much.
“If anything it shows how pathetic MC is.”
Heh…MC is more than capable of killing him.
As if Mc will just stand there and let Hank shoot away at his armor.
“Heh…MC is more than capable of killing him.
As if Mc will just stand there and let Hank shoot away at his armor.”
Why shoot when you can smash a claw through his visor?
You think MC can take on Jesus and live I sure don’t.
” You think MC can take on Jesus and live I sure don’t. ”
- I’ve already suggested this match a couple months ago – since realized its not fair.
“I’ve already suggested this match a couple months ago – since realized its not fair.”
If that is made the fanboyism will make me laugh.
“I’ve already suggested this match a couple months ago – since realized its not fair”
really? I think Jesus would have a chance…
“really? I think Jesus would have a chance…”
hardy har har very funny………..ok i lie that was funny
@ laharl
I know when Mc would be beat.
And I’m sure as hell no MC can’t beat everything.
So, don’t make assumptions just because I’m tilted on the side of MC .
Seeing as though you think I’m dumb. Idiot
@Orpheus12
Take a chill pill dude
“Seeing as though you think I’m dumb. Idiot”
When did I say that?
@ laharl
i think he’s referring to the Mc taking on Jesus and living, i think he thinks you thought he was saying MC could beat anyone, but what he meant was MC was going to take cover not just stay out in the open and take it.
“but what he meant was MC was going to take cover not just stay out in the open and take it.” That is something hank would normally do as well, but I am not so sure as he is not as smart as he used to be.
“i think he’s referring to the Mc taking on Jesus and living, i think he thinks you thought he was saying MC could beat anyone, “It didn’t seem anything particularly insulting to me >.>
well, to be frank, im pretty sure hte guy from madness combat isn’t jesus, simply because if it was, wouldn’t he already be dead? how could he die again?
Because its madness, not sparta.
Wow, my thing got up here! I
“Wow, my thing got up here! I”
dude…fuck you
but srsly spoa don’t rub it in
” Suggested by Alex Kouns ”
- spoa is Alex?
This is a very crazy match up…
They both can do exactly the other can do, given the situation. Its a pretty balanced fight. I see MC as the more planned out, military strategist while Hank is the full outright killer, superhuman sparta madness killer…
With the given info from the madness combat series, I think MC would win though. Hank is pretty amazing and all but MC has shields + armor that give him a strength advantage and high tech things like his scanner, shield, slight healing factor (Mark VI), and a hud. He also weighs about 1.5 thousand pounds or so giving Hank an extremely hard time in moving him around physically. His shield will stop plenty of Hank’s ammunition while MC’s ammo will pump him full of whatever material their made out of XD. Hank’s willpower won’t be enough to win this round :S.
@siggy
dude, chill out. hes excited. you probably got excited when your match got posted.
@envoy
i c wat u did thar
BROTHARS
You must know one thing
master chef is a loseer
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dude, chill out. hes excited. you probably got excited when your match got posted.”
i can see how you can assume im pissed
(given you can’t/ Didn’t hear the Tone i Used to say the words Fuck you)
but Where I am from the words fuck you can mean many many things
(Example No fair, You shithead, Give that back, Good for you, and many many more)
the way i used the words Fuck you was the “Good for you” meaning that is was why I Posted “but srsly don’t rub it in” straight after Sorry for the mixup
“you probably got excited when your match got posted”
None of the matches (to my knowlage) (Even the ones i posted under dif names/ emails)
Have ever gotten posted………..i feel sad
@Siggy
HAHA!!!!!! sux to be you!!!!!!!!
anyways, I think MC has this one in the bag, gift wrapped, with a bow on top…
The thing is we can’t say that for sure.
“@Siggy
HAHA!!!!!! sux to be you!!!!!!!!”….
your a tad insensitive arn’t you………I have an ouchie in Here *points to Heart*
A…Are you talking to yourself? On a forum?
>.>
MC should have this with his superior tech. I watched the madness series and the only way Hank would win is if he had those two other people helping him out, reviving him and such. But since its not finished yet, I can’t say much about his claw, and mental retardation….
Also, he didn’t show to be able to move really fast in the videos, but that’s probably because they don’t have legs XD.
“A…Are you talking to yourself? On a forum?”
Yes of course what do you thing *Message Boards* are for???
So MC is fighting a mutated mental retard with guns? I don’t see how he could lose after fighting the flood.They also appear to be mutated mental retards, sometimes with or without guns, but I’m sure there’s a loving, caring, warm fuzzy feeling down deep in their infection form.
Well, hank; from beginning to end has died about 6 times and got ressurected every time. he may be retarded now but when he was going to fight from his first to his final form i think he’s gonna win. Mc’s bullets should run out pretty fast due to hanks bullet time too.
Ressurected by what? Remember, no outside help.
We need to think of a battlefeild for this. I’m thinking old western ghost town or a huge room (150 meters by 150 meters and 15 meters tall) with perfectly flat sides and nothing on the ground.
Some where in Nevada, that’s where they will fight….
when Hank got retarded he didn’t lose is fighting skills, I would think they would be heightened by the upgrade.
They are heightened, but his common sense and and logic is depleted. He’ll be thinking more like a wild animal than a human. MC can take advantage of that.
Then MC’s armor has shields and high tech armor that can definitely block bullets to some degree. Lets say Hank could survive three shotgun pellets in the head. MC still wins because his armor blocks bullets, in halo 3 he gets slight healing when hurt and is just as strong(I think stronger), fast, and has the same reflexes as him.
-And if Hank is in claw mode, I don’t think he has any ranged weapons does he? Only the claw I believe since he wouldn’t be smart enough to use guns anyway…(correct me if I’m wrong) He was shown with only the claw when he came out of the regenerating tube place.
I’ve seen both, and to be honest, MC has this down.
Book Chief is MUCH faster and stronger than game Chief. He beat four ODST’s into submission. Without his armor and at 14 years of age. He took most of them down with one punch.
I’m not saying Hank isn’t tough, just not as tough, strong, or fast as John. Not to mention Chief has better weapons and an energy shield.
Cheif wins this one. He has armor and shields. If you wanna be very biased, you could say “Chief is dead” though he is very much alive. If he is allowed to use FR weapons (FR=Humans and what the covvies want to be), hank is screwed even more. This just shows how many people hate chief.
Ah, A very even match. In the end, the will power of the Chief earns him a win. (to lazy to put why, so ask, please)
“(FR=Humans and what the covvies want to be)”
I Call Bullshit on that
Hank. No doubt. What weapons, you say?
In the past, Hank’s weapons have included:
Human bodies (heads, or just the entire body)
Billy clubs, machine guns/sub-machine guns, axes, knives, swords, poles, desks, fire putter-outter-thingies, and more. Not to mention that he’s taken on the Devil, God, and the Demonic Clown. Hank is a master of hand-to-hand combat, and has yet to actuall DIE and STAY DEAD. So there.
Current incarnations are to be used. That said, Hank is put to a disadvantage intellectually.
Hank is outmatched physically. MC can handle, to some extent, 40 tons. Hank struggles with Mag Agents.
In both universes, conventional, bullet-based weapons are about the same. However, MC has acces to covenant weaponry, giving him the edge in the weapons department.
MC has superior durability. But I think we all know that.
In retrospect, MC has too many advantages for Hank to pull off a win.
OK, let’s say they’re both evenly matched when Hank is more human-sized, MC’s shields and blah blah meaning he’d win, BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW THIS.
However…
Then make Hank about twice the size, and give him a claw arm, plus extra toughness. His intellectual failings at the moment are in the areas of speech, social interaction, etc. He can still shoot guns. In fact, after magnification, his tactics got more advanced (using Deimos’ body as a decoy, putting together a frag grenade out of junk lying around, in a few seconds), meaning that the parts of his brain covering combat have not been deteriorated. Also, he has bullet-time power and superhuman hearing (so no sneak attacks by MC) as he has been seen shooting enemies behind him, accurately who haven’t been making virtually any noise.
So…Hank. (also he can deflect damn bullets)
Hank’s got this hands down. Winners don’t use drugs & MC does. Hank can match guys like Jesus & Tricky, 2 guys with awesome super nautral powers. Just saying Hank wings, Halo is a pretty stupid series & seeing how ****ing retarded the Convanant is( giant big selfdestruct button in all of their domesday devices),I think Hank PWNS MC, Deimos PWNS MC, Sanford PWNS MC
OK, even though I am supporting hank, this “HankPWNS” guy is embarassing me. All his points have already been made.It’s like, I knew halotards existed, but…
Also, gun-kata. Hank knows gun-kata. What does mc have against that?
Also also, MC stands for both Master Chief (which is a stupid name by the way. It’s like master + commander, but worse) and Madness Combat (which would be a slightly clunky film title).
Hmmm, the only way I can think of MC winning this is to unleash the little infection flood he has in his BACKPACK!!
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What did you think was in there, his lunch?
I think this fight can pretty much go either way, as it is, Micheal.
As it is, if either winds up beating the other, let it be through the skin of his teeth, amen to that much?
Holy crap, where did you come from???
I also played Madness, as well, Micheal, don’t worry.
Also, if Hank gets non-standard equipment, we should equip Chief likewise, agreed?
Dang, the madness series were awesome. So bloody…
Ha! This match is great! I loved madness, although I think they went a little far with mutant hank, and its taking them an agonozingly long time to make the next one. Unfortunately, I think he loses.
MC has his stupid armor with shields that would make it almost impossible for hank’s guns to penetrate, assuming hank even has guns now. I like hank a lot more than MC so I hate to say it, but he loses
Uh fang, have you read any of the above posts….?
Well, fang has the right to his opinion.
And I have the right to ignore it.
Also, when you play Halo, you lose sometimes, right? Hence, MC can get killed by normal grunts if you aren’t careful.
But when has anything less than Jesus, or a zombie clown with almost infinite power, ever killed Hank?
And finally, out of the two, even if Hank does die, he’s far better at coming back.
I read somewhere that halo guns are more powerful than modern guns, so if MCs shields can hold to that they should be able to hold against the modern machine guns, shotguns, pistols etc that hank has used. On a different debate, I think it was MC vs Vader, someone said that a halo sniper rifle shoots bullets that travel at 45 000 fps, while a modern rifle shoots at 2800 fps, that’s a pretty big difference. These numbers may be wrong though, I’m not sure. If they are and a halo gun is as strong as a modern gun, then hank thrashes MC
MMMMM… SO?????
I think people need to look back into this now that Madness Combat 10 is out, Hank has some sort of magical electrick power that can seek MC and decade his shield then a puch will have enough streangh to dislocate or twirll MCs organs, and MC is not stronger or faster than the new Hank now that he can punch out the Auditors huge dark energy sword.
So are we gonna use it, OMEGAMI?
Um…I’d say Hank. Especially with the new powers he has in madness combat 9 and 10. Fairly even fight in pre-9 form, in post-9 form, no chance that MC could beat Hank…
Well, its his latest incarnation so i gues he does use it.
Any ways I say Hank wins.