What better way to celebrate Labor Day by having two of the most symbolic Americans facing off against each other?
Look, we all know Chuck has some moves and according to some, even gave birth to Jesus. All that aside, Captain America would absolutely destroy Norris.
Just my $.02 – What about you?
Chuck Norris, no question.
Also, I wouldn’t say these are the most symbolic americans, that would be Homer Simposon and George Bush (or something more along those lines)
do not know but chuck is from canader
Chuck Norris wins. He eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
Chuck Norris gets a big red shield to the face and then gets his a$$ beat down hard for creating one of the worse shows in television history.. walker Texas ranger.
Chuck Norris and Captain America would never fight. They would stomp the sh!t out of the person who suggested this match and then slap each other a high five.
And Chuck be like “I was with your momma last night fagboy”
And Cap give the author kick in the chops and be like “Indeed citizen, don’t be such a f#ck up”
this will never happen. its impossible. if they did fight it would go on FOREVER!!
captain america is $h!T compared to the chuck
he could just roundhouse his shield and it would blow up into a billion and 4 pieces. and there a cartoon where captain america gets smashed by the hulk and everyone knows that when bruce banner is angry he becomes the hulk and when the hulk is angry he becomes chuck norris
Captain America wins. I like Chuck Norris, but I won’t exaggerate his skills just because I like him, and that seems to be all the superfans for Norris want to do.
Obviously you all are simple. Nothing alive, dead, or otherwise can beat Chuck Norris. He could kill Galactus, Khrone the Blood God, and all other great beings of power in the known, unknown, and all other dimensions. End of story. And you will all say that Chuck lost to Bruce Lee is because he is Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris is an overrated B-Movie action star. While he has a degree of martial arts skill,Captain America was able to trade blows with the Goddamn Batman.
Cap would mop the floor with Norris,no two ways about it.
Bruce Lee steps in and kicks both of their asses.
Admin, dont mind those chuck Norris jokes. All he is is a karatie black belt and a movie star. Capt is a super soilder!!!! He abviusly one.
Cap wins. American Super Soldier > Canadian
Cap pwns this match easy
I never knew this thread existed until I saw it.
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Real World Norris dies.
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Meme Norris stomps.
That’s why I’m digging these matches back from the grave