Captain America Vs Batman

Captain America Vs Batman

Suggested by Blood Dancer
Yes, I purposely saved this fight for this date. This match is simply an arm wrestling match at their favorite pub.

Who would win?

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59 Comments on "Captain America Vs Batman"

  1. The Chosen One September 11, 2009 at 2:08 am -      #1

    Batman’s strong but I think captain americas experimental steroids or whatever he took would make him stronger

  2. Asger September 11, 2009 at 4:08 am -      #2

    The Super-Soldier serum prevents Cap from getting tired,therefore he will outlast Bats in this arm-wrestling match.

  3. copycat September 11, 2009 at 7:08 am -      #3

    oh people people people come on its batman hes beaten people just like this you think the shields a factor no see batman would find a way to use it against him that would force cap to toss it aside for this fight see batman wouldnt have to break the shield he could just easily put a tracer on it giving away caps position at all times so there goes his stealth meaning batman would know were cap is meaning he could get at him from a good spot from behind the shield dont count batman out just cause he dont got some fancy shield hes beaten much much tougher enemies then this before baine ras al ghul (at super mega level) and prometheus there are more but you get the idea either way cap loses this one and batman wins hes known for beating enemies when nobody thinks he can like all of you tsk tsk tsk guess im the only one who knows batmans true potential ohwell anyway again cap loses batman wins :) oh and hes beaten the man of steel you dont think he can beat this guy ok well anyway thats my post for now cap loses batman wins :)

  4. Jwlynas September 11, 2009 at 8:05 am -      #4

    Captain America all the way. For once, even given prep time, there’s nothing Batman can do. it all comes down to prowess and endurance. Cap can’t be undrugged, his shield’s unbreakable. This is a man whose gone toe to toe with hulk and only had a few ribs broken. Batman falls, Jokers cries, Marvel win the day (Hey!)

  5. Kenny C. September 11, 2009 at 8:15 am -      #5

    The Cpt. simple, but powerful weaponry would overwhelm Batman’s belt of tricks.

  6. Mr. Gray September 11, 2009 at 8:32 am -      #6

    If this is an arm wrestling match then cap all the way. Like diana and jwylnas said he has superhuman strength and endurance and no matter how much Batman pwns, he is still only human.

  7. Belisaurius September 11, 2009 at 10:20 am -      #7

    If this was a fight, then batman would take it. However, this is an arm wrestling match and captain america is on uber ‘roids

  8. Sapper007 September 11, 2009 at 11:14 am -      #8

    Yeah CPT gets it… I didnt know admin was catholic…

  9. Matapiojo September 11, 2009 at 11:32 am -      #9

    Steve Rogers FTW.

  10. ss September 11, 2009 at 1:21 pm -      #10

    caps got this one, arm wrestleing super soldier wins

  11. Asger September 11, 2009 at 1:21 pm -      #11

    Read the description people.It’s an arm-wrestling match. While both are in peak human condition,the difference is Caps body is always running at peak efficiency, while Bats doesn’t.So they’ll start off equal but Batman will tire,whereas Cap won’t.

    Cap FTW.

  12. Sapper007 September 11, 2009 at 1:32 pm -      #12

    I think after Captain America slams batmans arm down BM would rollover and get tangled in his cape, then CA would teabag bat man… “too the old school batman theme”
    duh nUHnuh NUHnuh Dun nUHnuh NUHnuh NUTS IN YO FACE!

  13. Belisaurius September 11, 2009 at 2:36 pm -      #13

    But then he wouldn’t be captain america, he’d be captain douchbag.

  14. DivineChaos88 September 11, 2009 at 2:45 pm -      #14

    Yep Cpt America wins this

  15. ss September 11, 2009 at 3:05 pm -      #15

    @Belisaurius
    they should make that hero!!!! haha just kidding

  16. Sapper007 September 11, 2009 at 3:27 pm -      #16

    admit it Belisaurius, it would be awesome

  17. Marche September 11, 2009 at 4:02 pm -      #17

    Although they are equally matched as peak humans,and batman has nice gadgets,he just can’t win much matches unless he has prep-time.
    Sure,he can throw some gas capsules,but his shield would block anything thrown at him,and once its thrown batsy’s head would come clean off.

  18. Belisaurius September 11, 2009 at 4:08 pm -      #18

    I can see it now.

    “Thank you for returning my purse”
    “Huh? who said I was returning it?”

  19. Marche September 11, 2009 at 4:34 pm -      #19

    Oops,yeah thats what i get for not reading……
    Anyways,they might be their for a while.

  20. ss September 11, 2009 at 4:55 pm -      #20

    lol ya thats exactly what i mean

  21. Asger September 11, 2009 at 4:59 pm -      #21

    *Movie trailer music*

    “They were trying to find a subject for the Super-Soldier project,the only problem was the man they chose…Was a douche.

    This summer, Jim Bodgers is… Captain Douchebag!”

    “Rated 15+”

  22. Pondering Fool September 11, 2009 at 5:08 pm -      #22

    Seeing as this is a “arm-wrestling match at their favorite pub”, this match goes all the way to Captain America. If this was a normal duel, then it would be up in the air. But in terms of physical endurance and strength, CA wins.

    “Captain America has no superhuman powers, although as a result of the Super-Soldier serum and vita-ray treatment, he is transformed from a frail young man into a “perfect” specimen of human development and conditioning. Captain America’s strength, endurance, agility, speed, reflexes, durability and healing are at the highest limits of natural human potential. It has been established that Rogers’ body regularly replenishes the super-soldier serum; it does not wear off.[69]

    The formula enhances all of his metabolic functions and prevents the build-up of fatigue poisons in his muscles, giving him endurance far in excess of an ordinary human being. This accounts for many of his extraordinary feats, including bench pressing 1100 pounds (500 kg) and running a mile (1.6 km) in little more than a minute.[70] Furthermore, his enhancements are the reason why he was able to survive being frozen in suspended animation for decades. Rogers is also unable to become intoxicated by alcohol and is immune to many diseases”

    Batman definetly has a keen tactician mind, and tons of gadgets, but as this is a straight up physical duel, Captain America all the way.

    - pondering fool

  23. Captain Epic September 11, 2009 at 10:09 pm -      #23

    Captain America hands down. Or it would be Batman’s hand that is down.

  24. Dante Chief September 11, 2009 at 10:11 pm -      #24

    Captain America wins easily! USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  25. hitman8 September 12, 2009 at 9:52 am -      #25

    arm wrestling match goes to cap. but if it was a normal fight batman would win….well he did in the marvel vs dc comics any way.

  26. Marche September 12, 2009 at 10:16 am -      #26

    People forget that when it comes to strength,Batman and the captain are pretty much evenly matched.
    When it comes to strength feats,the two are virtually the same.
    The only difference is that batman has to work out to mantain his form.
    Captain America does not.

  27. AHEM September 14, 2009 at 3:31 pm -      #27

    There is no way that Batman could arm-wrestle down Captain America with his natural strength alone. As has been established, CA is as strong as it is possible for a human being to get. Batman is a normal human, and though he is definitely at peak strength for humans, he could not outperform CA, because that would require superhuman strength. Even if Batman was at the absolute peak of what the human body could be stretched to, it would be a draw at best, and CA’s enhanced endurance would be the deciding factor.

    Unless Batman has some sort of strength enhancement gadget or something, then CA takes this fight easily.

  28. Pondering Fool September 14, 2009 at 10:44 pm -      #28

    @AHEM

    “Unless Batman has some sort of strength enhancement gadget”

    Honestly mate, that would not be suprising at all……

    - pondering fool

  29. OriginalA September 15, 2009 at 2:41 am -      #29

    Everyone, this is Batman we are talking about. Batman would totally win this, he would cheat, but he would totally win this. He would probably kick Captain America in the shin or balls or something when he starts loosing and then slam the Captain’s arm down, or he would hit some nerve on America’s hand that would make it go numb, or he would toss out a flash bang behind Captain America to distract him. Batman doesn’t play by the rules, but he wins; its what he does. He’s a gutter fighter, and in an strength competition that pits two people of equal strength against each other, you always bet on the one more likely to not follow the rules. Captain America is too high and mighty to attempt a low blow, and that is exactly why Batman would win.

  30. Asger September 15, 2009 at 1:20 pm -      #30

    And Captain America would just sit stone still while Batman reached around and pulled something out of his belt? Or while Batman tried to kick him or hit a nerve in his hand?

    Caps just as likely to reflect some light off his shield into Bats’ eyes. Or squeeze Batmans hand with enough force to break it.

  31. ss September 15, 2009 at 1:47 pm -      #31

    cap, will stay in the rules, but hes not an idiot, and has way more experience than bats, he will watch him closely

  32. Marche September 15, 2009 at 6:29 pm -      #32

    Batman is peakhuman,infact when it comes to strength and speed they are pretty evenyl matched.

    The good captain,however.Has the advantage of seemingly superhuman endurance.

    Though,i wouldn’t be surprised if bats could keep up.He can stay up for days on end and still function perfectly fine.

  33. Asger September 16, 2009 at 9:40 am -      #33

    @Marche:

    I thought it was something like, Caps muscles never got tired?

  34. Sapper007 September 16, 2009 at 10:37 am -      #34

    Didnt we see this on SpikeTVs Deadliest warrior: Spartan vs Ninja???

  35. ss September 18, 2009 at 7:05 pm -      #35

    @ sapper
    how so?

  36. Marche September 18, 2009 at 8:05 pm -      #36

    Yes,his body doesn’t produce as muh fatigue poisons,thus allowing him to go for long periods of time.

  37. Another Lug Nut September 24, 2009 at 9:51 pm -      #37

    1. The rate at which Captain America’s muscles contract is far greater than any human, thus the power of the strikes that captain America can deliver would demolish Batman, Kill him, though Captain America would never do this to a human.
    2. Batman would be reduced to striking at pressure points on Captain America to cause any effect.
    3. Could batman even compete against Captain America? Bruce would feel like he was in slow motion.
    The list would go on and on.
    Batman=Awesome, dark, super cool, worlds greatest detective,
    Captain America=Worlds greatest super soldier, Square as sponge Bob’s square pants, lays an utter and humiliating smack-down on the Dark Knight.
    It’d be like an F-22 Raptor fighting an F6F Hellcat. (well maybe not tat bad)
    A Good fight would be Batman vs. Snake Eyes

  38. AJ October 2, 2009 at 11:47 pm -      #38

    for those of you talking about cap’s shield n bat’s military equipment, good luck with 5th grade. if you read instructions that badly, then seriously take more time when you do anything. 1. its an arm wrestling match. and 2.(for those out of their right mind @ the moment) you cant use anything but what you have on your body.

  39. nighthunter October 11, 2009 at 2:45 pm -      #39

    btw there was a batman vs cap america battle in amlgam universe. it woz a stale mate.

  40. Sam the heretic October 21, 2009 at 9:40 am -      #40

    what if Batman wrestled dirty… nerve pinch anyone?

  41. nighthunter October 22, 2009 at 1:03 pm -      #41

    Batman wrestled dirty.he flushed cap america in gutter .but wasa nice enuf 2 save him.

  42. ss October 22, 2009 at 1:25 pm -      #42

    this isnt wrestling guys

  43. the critter October 27, 2009 at 2:37 pm -      #43

    This is possibly the funniest ish I’ve ever read. “dunununununa TEA BAG!” lolz!

  44. Vince November 3, 2009 at 1:30 am -      #44

    Batman would win but only because he’d be willing to cheat.

    1. Pepper spray to the eye.
    2. Groin kicks.
    3. Gadgets

  45. fanfan19 February 18, 2010 at 6:42 pm -      #45

    HE BEAT UP FUCKIN’ GIANT MAN!!!!!!!! AND LASTED ABOUT 5 MINUTES AGAINST THE HULK!!!!! BATMAN CAN’T BEAT UP SUPES WITHOUT KRYPTONITE KNUCKLES OR ARMOR!!!!!!! I LOVE BATS, BUT COME ON!!!

  46. fanfan19 February 18, 2010 at 6:44 pm -      #46

    I WAS TALKING ABOUT CAP BEATIN’ UP GIANT MAN AND hULK, YOU KNOW.

  47. tyrone69 March 7, 2010 at 12:15 am -      #47

    Batman faced the hulk as well. go look it up and weep at the outcome. Like always Batman is again underestimated: who knows what sly arm wrestling techniuqe Batman would use to win or at least draw. In a fight after a feeling out process Captain America will be put to sleep. literally. plain and simple.

  48. David "the Hulk rules" March 18, 2010 at 9:10 pm -      #48

    Capt. America’s shield is made from vibranium, the strongest substance in the Marvel Unuverse. It is only found in the African Nation of Wakonda and cand only be harmed by more vibranum. Plus, hes a super soilder who has had years of hand to hand combat traing as well as tactic classes. He is also a master at the shield throw. He can hit any target within his arms range. Batman is a jujitsue black belt, a technicle genius, increadubly resorceful, the worlds greatest detective, armed with advanced technology, trained in reconicence, and as strong as someone can get without super powers or a super soilder syrum of any kind. Plus hes got a car, a boat, a jet, and a jet ski. Plus hes a master with his “baterane” and graple hook. These are the most in depth truths of there skills. Now based off what I’ve typed here, bats tech would probobly win him this fight.

  49. David "the Hulk rules" March 18, 2010 at 9:14 pm -      #49

    er, armwrestling, this is a Capt. America win for shure. Batman would beat Capt. in a fight but armwrestling? No chance. Sorry Batfans. P.s. Im a bat fan too

  50. Tyrone69 March 22, 2010 at 9:23 pm -      #50

    Thats sounds about right.

  51. CIDE August 1, 2010 at 10:14 pm -      #51

    This fight has been done in a cross over comic. Batman won.

  52. Laharl August 1, 2010 at 10:35 pm -      #52

    “This fight has been done in a cross over comic. Batman won.” NON-canon.
    Batman can win if he cheats.
    *walks into arm wrestling match with mech*

  53. wildcard August 19, 2010 at 11:44 pm -      #53

    Both are highly trained hand to hand combatants, smart battle tacticians, and born leaders. Batmans advantage would be a variaty of gadgets making him unpredictable. Unfortunately Capt America posesses near superhuman traits physically. Even on Batmans best day the fight would still favor Capt America. Batman could out smart him but Capt has the same battle experience if not more

  54. Some Guy August 21, 2010 at 5:26 pm -      #54

    I say its a tie

  55. RSFAngel September 10, 2010 at 6:28 pm -      #55

    Batman can’t beat Cap in a fair arm wrestle. Thats why he wouldn’t play fair.

    Step 1: Arrive before Cap. If Cao arrives early, send him off to grab some beers.
    Step 2: Hollow out one leg of cap’s 3 legged barstool, place tiny explosive charge.
    Step 3: Cut hole in table with bat laser, tape back up with bat tape.
    Step 4: weaken floorboards under Cap’s stool with bat laser, cover with mat.

    Intitiate arm wrestle. As judicator shouts ‘go’, Batman tenses right leg, triggers the charge with his left hand while he roars a battle cry to cover the detonation noise. Cap falls to batmans left, his arm crashing through the table and as he hits the floor he crashes through that as well.

    To all onlookers it appears that Batman just threw Cap through two solid wooden surfaces. Checking that Captain america is ok, they turn around to find Batman has vanished, leaving behind a twenty dollar bill with a note that reads ‘keep the change’
    .

  56. CIDE October 13, 2010 at 3:11 pm -      #56

    I admit with my earlier post I hadn’t read the description and figured it to be a fight. Also, I thought that Capt vs Bat was one of the few fights that wasn’t fan decided. Considering too that an entire story was thought up with reasons as to how and why the cross over happened (and why it didn’t affect mainstream timeline) made the fight canon.

    Also, Captain America CAN tire out. Just in this case Batman would tire out sooner.

    Comparing the two of them openly though Captain is physically superior in terms of outright performance.

    In EVERY other conceivable aspect (including writing IMHO) Batman is a better character. He knows more martial arts, better at said martial arts, a genius, mentally one of the most powerful entities in DC despite being a “normal” human, better strategist, even a better detective. The list goes on and on.

    Hell, just getting some of Captain America’s blood would’ve given Batman enough data to replicate the serum and from there all hell breaks lose. He’d probably increase its potency and we’d end up with a Bat-Sentry without the mental instability given Batman’s level of discipline and control.

    Just my .02 with no real bearing on this match up.

    To reiterate Captain America wins.

  57. The Geek Lord December 15, 2010 at 5:22 pm -      #57

    @CIDE
    Nuh-uh. They realized they were equal, so they teamed up.
    But I could be thinking of the wrong comic…

  58. The Geek Lord December 15, 2010 at 5:24 pm -      #58

    Also, Batman has trained his body to peak-human perfection. So him and Cap are just about equal strength-wise.

  59. ItsVaderTime August 13, 2011 at 7:52 pm -      #59

    “Strength Level: Captain America represents the pinnacle of human physical perfection. While not superhuman, he is as strong as a human being can be. He can lift (press) a maximum of 800 pounds with supreme effort.” – From his marveldiectory entry. 
     
    In this Batman scan, he is lifting weights and the second biggest says either “300″ or “500″ on it, meaning just that weight and it’s counterpart on the other side equal 600 to 1000lbs.  Not to mention the other weights, 2 of which are bigger.  A safe estimate would be 2000 to 3600lbs.  Even without the other weights, he can easily lift more than Cap’s “maximum of 800 pounds with supreme effort” or 1100lbs as I saw mentioned earlier.

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