Suggested by EnigmaJ
A strange virus emerged on Skull island and swept across it. This virus caused all of its inhabitants to, human and beast, to turn into savage zombies, attacking everything and anything they see ( except anybody who’s already been zombified ).
It is at this time, by coincidence, a number of Triremes crash onto the coast of one side of the island. On board, Leonidas and 300 Spartans. On the other side of the Island, Jack Sparrow and his crew on board the HMS Interceptor decided to dock on this strange island.
The Spartans begin heading inland as they have no supplies to survive very long on the island. 300 Spartans Warriors soon find themselves surrounded by heavy jungles. Sparrow and his crew remain by the coast, onboard their ship. Sensing the disturbance on the island, hordes of zombie beasts begin heading towards both locations.
Human Zombies ( Wave One ): 25 fast moving Zombie Natives.
Insect Zombies ( Wave Two ): This wave attacks about half an hour after the initial wave, giving each group time to think about their next move. 50 Insects ahead towards both groups location. This group comprises of a mix of zombie bug-beasts ( giant spiders, giant centipedes, arachno-claw etc. )
Dino Zombies ( Wave Three ): There is an hour preparation for this attack. 15 Venatosaurus and 1 Brontosaur
Revived Zombies ( Wave Four ): This wave occurs only five minutes after the previous. Everyone who has died so far come back as zombies to attack their own respective groups.
Ape Zombie ( Wave Five ): This wave begins after half an hour. A zombified Ape giant ( Kong ) heads towards each groups location.
*If both groups are still alive, waves will cycle through over again ( this time with twice as much zombies from before ).
Note: Neither group actually has to engage and kill every zombie in each wave, They merely have to survive it.
Which group survives the longest?
“Pirates lived off battle ”
Simply not true. That would be the spartans if any, and even that would be an exaggeration for them.
Although syncourt, I do believe we are taking the representations of the spartans and pirates from their respective movies. Ironically that makes the spartans even more overpowered due to the over-the-top nature of that movie.
“You guys are complete loser fagg#ts that are SO emotionally involved in this site, you take everything I say completely literally.
The Pirates observing the Spartans was a joke, and as for SS, I was fucking tired of your stupidity, and was having a hard time explaining the little kid in you what I meant to say, because you -just wouldn’t listen- fucking hard enough.”
Fucking hell, admin, when are you going to ban this little troll? His sum contribution to this site is negative.
The Spartans were the best of the best! Sure Sparrow did crazy things, but were they all that smart? He had luck, and luck doesn’t help when you have a dead dino coming at you.
@Teh Soviet.
How dare you fuckin insult Cpt Olimar! He’s one of the nicest people who visits this site. Go burn in hell you fricken communist!
@Those who say muskets are hard to shoot. Wrong. In reality a musket has an effective range of 250 yards, granted since they are in a jungle it will limit their ability to use them.
Also who the heck said cannons were inaccurate, then why the heck were they used as field, siege, and defense? Same with the muskets with the pirates being in near a large jungle they won’t help as much.
The Renaissance took place from the 1300′s to the 1600′s, while the Pirates Of the Caribbean takes place in the 18th century or the 1700′s as you may know. That is 100 years after the Renaissance ended.
In the end though after using all the ammo the pirates will have to go into hand to hand combat with their swords. Most likely dying and becoming zombies, while the spartans hold back all the regular undead but quickly lose to the bigger ones.
@Kenny C.
The windage of 18th century cannons was so bad that the round could be launched anywhere in a 10 degree cone.
The primary reason they where used was that they overpowered everything but earthened fortifications. In field battles, they relied on the cannonball to bounce into enemy lines. This linear motion forced the enemy into a thin line to reduce losses, making them vulnerable to cavalry.
In sea battles, cannons where the only weapons that could breach hulls and crack masts and most ships where captured rather than sunk. The rate of fire was approximately 2-3 shots every five minutes. Chain shot was ment for rigging rather than hulls or masts and the spin was unpredictable, hurting accuracy.
So yes, I’d say that spears, that have been killing men for thousands of years, is better than a cannon that can’t even shoot straight.
The canons would be devastating if used against Kong and the Brontosaur.
@ Beli
Fine… you,me, my cannon, your spear. Bring it on… if you got the balls.
“Fucking hell, admin, when are you going to ban this little troll?”
Admin does not ban.
@ Kenny
IF Beli doesn’t take that challenge I will you being your cannon and I’ll being my spear and sword
Sure, but bear in mind that you don’t get assistants, have to load the cannon with a 32 pound iron ball (I believe grapeshot was slightly heavier), and it would be a minor miracle if you hit the broad side of a barn at fifty yards.
Trained CREWS take two to three minutes to reload and I bet I can run fifty yards in under two minutes.
Also, you may need to haul your own ammo, and your own cannon. I’m carrying all my equipment by hand after all. No horses for the cannon either, unless I get a horse and that can’t end well for you.
BRINGGG IT OOONNNNNNN!
Side Note – Mega, get a website like me and Draco
@Beli
Until the point where I wait til your’re right on me and then I fire grapeshot.
– difficult? – Yes
- Worth It? – Hell Yes.
You do know the range limitations of grape shot, right?
“Mega, get a website like me and Draco”
Does my youtube page count as a website.
@ Mega
Sure, either that or a link to a cool pic of your choice.
@ Beli
You are so fucking stubborn I really don’t see the point of arguing with a man who’s skull is thicker than the Arctic ice sheet.
Alright let me see if this works
I don’t back down when I’ve still got legs.
@Megaraptor
Nice, but seems phobo-erotic
@ Mega
Your picture is awesomeness.
“Nice, but seems phobo-erotic”
“Your picture is awesomeness”
Thanks
The Spartans would last longer except that jack and at least some of his crew would hold out long enough to sail away. Then the spartans would just hold up against the zombies for all eternity.
wow, the misconceptions and fallacies and name calling need to stop… I am going to double post so apologies in adavance…
first and foremost… we have 300 spartans for team sparta and 14 pirates(+1 parrot) and a midget… (At most) for team Arrgh matey…
pirates.wikia.com/wiki/Category:HMS_Interceptor_crew
The Inteceptor was a brig style ship and those usually carried:
6-12 deck cannons 6 pound
2-4 poop deck cannons 2pound
and 2 swivel cannons
assuming they had the max number of cannon… with 100 shots (which is a lot to have on board) we have the following cannon limitations:
1 – cannons take minutes to reload… its a 13 step process and requires 3 people for any amount of speed to be reached in reloading… so assuming they have all the cannons on the island, only 4 of them would be able to reload during a battle…
2 – Cannon’s are terrible accuracy weapons, that usually require a walk in of 3 shots. the 1st shot way short (on purpose) to gauge range. 2nd shot, major adjustments to elivation and traverse and shoot where the target should be. 3rd shot minor adjustments to put cannon on target.
3 – the swivel cannon’s would have to be detached from the boat and made on a tripod type thing on the island, all this is impractical and would almost never be done…
4 – We will ignore the logistics of getting a cannon off a boat with 15 people and a parrot without help from a harbor…
Now assume that Team Arrrgh matey has 1 personal pistol with a whooping 15 rounds a person and 4 blunderbuss and 10 muskets (jack doesnt use either) with 8 shots per blunderbuss and 15 per rifle all which take gear to reload and fire…
And spartans would have their swords shields spears and armor… they should have a javelin… but hey im not counting…
So now we have:
-Team Arghhh Matey:
14 Pirates 1 parrot and 1 midget (at most)
12 6lb cannon – 1 shot per minute(spm) – 3 people – 60 shot
4 2lb cannon – 1 spm – 2 people – 40 shot
15 pistols – 4 spm – 1 person – 15 rounds
10 muskets – 4 spm – 1 person- 15 rounds
4 blunderbuss- 5 spm – 1 person – 8 rounds
15 Cutlass’
-Team Sparta:
300 Elite soldier spartans, 0 midgets
300 shields
300 swords
300 spears
300 sets of armor
Now on to the battle
Again sorry for the double…
Round 1 -
Team Argggh Matey
is setting up defensive positions, weapons are laid amongst the area cannons are being moved into position, 25 zombies charge horrified pirates… each draws their pistols and shoots… dropping 15 zombies… 4 blunderbuss shots drop 6 more zombies, cutlasses are drawn and down goes the last 6. Cotton the pirate has been bitten but doesnt tell anybody because he cant…
Team Arghhh Matey:
14 Pirates 1 parrot and 1 midget (at most)
12 6lb cannon – 1 shot per minute(spm) – 3 people – 60 shot
4 2lb cannon – 1 spm – 2 people – 40 shot
15 pistols – 4 spm – 1 person – 14 rounds per
10 muskets – 4 spm – 1 person- 15 rounds per
4 blunderbuss- 5 spm – 1 person – 7 rounds per
15 Cutlass’
Team Sparta:
moving through the jungle, 25 zombies charge, phalanx is engaged zombies are eventually killed, after learning the zombies die from brain trauma…
-Team Sparta:
300 Elite soldier spartans, 0 midgets
ROUND 2:
Team Arrgh Matey,
Defensive position is finished with cannons doubled up and loaded at the ready 3 teams at 6 6lb cannons 2 teams 4 2lb cannon and jack to ignite the others… Zombies come out of the forest cannons fire one bug is hit by bounce round, reload bugs are much closer several hits jack fires remaining cannons and drop a total 19 bugs, not enough time to reload cannon, all muskets fire twice dropping 20 bugs, all blunderbuss fire twice bringing down 6 more bugs, pistols fire bringing down 4 bugs… the one bug kills poor Quartetto
13 Pirates 1 parrot and 1 midget
12 6lb cannon – 1 shot per minute(spm) – 3 people – 42 shot
4 2lb cannon – 1 spm – 2 people – 32 shot
15 pistols – 4 spm – 1 person – 13 rounds per
10 muskets – 4 spm – 1 person- 13 rounds per
4 blunderbuss- 5 spm – 1 person – 5 rounds per
15 Cutlass’
Team Sparta:
Cleared out the jungle and made javelins out of trees set up defenses 50 bug zombies get squished stomped on and maimed before 3 get over the phalanx and kill 25 spartans
Team Sparta:
275Elite soldier spartans, 0 midgets
ROUND 3
Team Arrgh Matey:
4 cannon teams are moved to higher ground, ropes are used as tanglefoot around the trees in the approach to the camp, dinosaurs come running out the venatos come running cannon teams fire 4 times dropping 12 before the venatos reach them, 3 venatos decimate the pirates as they use up the blunderbuss’ trying to kill the venatos. killing 8 before jack manages to swing from a rope and cut off heads… bronos is coming the remaining 5 pirates, bird and midget fire cannon as fast as they can using the elevated positions and manage to get off the last of the 6lb shots per position to bring the bronto down.
5 Pirates 1 parrot and 1 midget
12 6lb cannon – 1 shot per minute(spm) – 3 people – 0 shot
4 2lb cannon – 1 spm – 2 people – 32 shot
15 pistols – 4 spm – 1 person – 13 rounds per
10 muskets – 4 spm – 1 person- 13 rounds per
4 blunderbuss- 5 spm – 1 person – 0 rounds per
15 Cutlass’
Team sparta:
team is utterly crushed by the dinosaurs but they eventually bring them all down suffering extreme casualties.
Team Sparta:
150 Elite soldier spartans, 0 midgets
Round 4
Team AM
Cotton finally dies from the bite, and they all come back to life killing two and eating the midget before being suppressed… the parrot screams “gotcha bitch, whoo hoo, gotcha bitch”
3 Pirates 1 parrot and 0 midget
12 6lb cannon – 1 shot per minute(spm) – 3 people – 0 shot
4 2lb cannon – 1 spm – 2 people – 32 shot
15 pistols – 4 spm – 1 person – 13 rounds per
10 muskets – 4 spm – 1 person- 13 rounds per
4 blunderbuss- 5 spm – 1 person – 0 rounds per
15 Cutlass’
Team Sparta,
since they have been stacking their dead after each round they notice that “something is not cool in the dead pool” and surround it, after the first body jumps to kill they phalanx and kill there former friends… no mercy, no surrender…
they lose two
Team Sparta:
148 Elite soldier spartans, 0 midgets
Round 5
Team AM
is decimated by kong
Team Sparta
is decimated by kong
Winner is spartans it tooks kong longer to kill them than it did the three pirates… unless you count the parrot then pirates win
Sapper you really thought about this fight didn’t you. It’s going to be hard for the Pirate side to counter that.
The pirates just lost. One Factpile award for the Spartans.
@Sapper007
Decimated implies they lost one man in ten.
The word your looking for is destroyed/massacared/anihilated.
@ Everyone
Parrot Wins! – Don’t forget the monkey with the fireworks cannon!
@ Kenny C
It’s not considered a part of the crew, parsay. It can’t do everything that a normal ‘crew’ member can do.
@ Drayflare
Except fire fireworks rockets and help retrieve Items… that means he and the monkey are active.
I can’t believe that the Monkey and the Parrot are the Pirates only chance to win this.
But they are…. and they have rockets.
“But they are…. and they have rockets”
Rockets of that era rarely hit there target and the rockets of that era were used to scared locate tribes. Example during the War of 1812 the Brits used rockets in the Battle for New Orleans and the Battle for Fort McHenry however due to the fact the rockets didn’t ever hit there targets our boys thought the rockets were very pretty and never feared the weapon.
Rockets do Nothing. Will a dino die because it got hit by a rocket? No.
@ Drayflare
Will the monkey and Parrot win because none of the zombies can get to them… yes.
The parrot maybe, but the monkey is going down…… Plus, the parrot can’t survive forever. The Spartans or the insects will get it.
@ Drayflare
1 – The Spartans are not fighting the pirates.
2 – The Spartans will all be dead before the parrot even needs to stop.
@ sapper
for argument’s sake, assuming your numbers are dead accurate, I think the spartans could actually take the kong. They should be able to get the spears back, and a huge volley of spears at the kong should be a great way to initiate that fight. They *could* actually clear him.
3 pirates… NO!
@Kenny C
1. But it might fly near them, and they have to eat, so they might see it as food…. But low chance. I’m ruling that out.
2. Maybe not…. Leonidas could get lucky and finish the Kong…. After all, how many spears will it take before one hits Kong in the head? Leonidas can throw it with deadly accuracy… Better than those guns.
I love how animals are the key to success for the pirates……I love this website. Personally, I would like to see the Spartans win, but really don’t care who wins in the end. Only if the monkey and the parrot live will my life be complete…..
- the pondering fool
“I love how animals are the key to success for the pirates……I love this website”
Only on this site animals are the key to victory.
@ Megaraptor 18
“Only on this site animals are the key to victory.”
Amen to that brother, you have seen the light!
- pondering fool
The pirates claim victory!
Side Note – Kong would knock the shit out of the remaining Spartans. Jesus.
@ Sapper
Two things
1) As I’ve mentioned before, who’s to say the spartans are going to a large enough clearing on this island to properly form a phalanx? Last time I watched the King Kong movie, the whole island was heavily vegetated.
2) I beleive the fourth wave will take alot more out of them than just two men.
@ Kenny C
The dang parrot isn’t part of the crew! It can’t do the duties of the crew. It’s meant as a partner, not another member……
The parrot interprets for the mute pirate… thats a duty.
@ Kenny C.
“The parrot interprets for the mute pirate… thats a duty.”
I laughed so hard when I read this…..on the other hand, what good does the monkey do besides being impossible to kill?
- pondering fool
The monkey is the pirates side kick, he lights the fuse for the fireworks rocket.
@Pondering Fool
I don’t know, distract the Kong? I’m sure its not too big of a jump between thier kind. >.>
Sorry…. meant PARROTS sidekick.
So we got two animals? Two little hooligans that just might have won this match for the pirates? Come on. We could say Leonidas brought over a tick, and it survives longer than the parrot. It’s “theoretically” part of the Spartans then….
@EnigmaJ
“I don’t know, distract the Kong? I’m sure its not too big of a jump between thier kind. >.>”
Genius! I love the way you think mate. Though Kong would probably eat the poor monkey before he could beg for mercy…..
- pondering fool
@enigmaJ, most jungle is dense at the top and the underbrush could easily be cleared, also they would most likely follow water inland… which would allow for finding a clearing…
@everyone debating Kong, Kong would only be able to die from brain trauma since he is a zombie, and I dont think a couple spears to the eye woul damage the brain enough to drop him.
And the parrot is a joke… sheesh… and the monkey is a crew member of Barbosa’s
“Genius! I love the way you think mate.”
’tis nothing. Great minds think alike!
::shakes his head:: I never should have included the parrot…
@ Sapper007
You have only yourself to blame for giving the pirates the way to victory… THANKS!
I Know right what ever was i thinking HEY! i got my 3rd star…
@ Sapper007
When you get you’re fourth, I’ll no longer think of you as a newbie.
Well then Kenny, I’m getting sorta close. Just about to hit second with this post.
@Kenny C,
Thanks… i think…
@Kenny.C How the hell did you get all those comments that quick, now I’m not a major contributor but even still you joined several months after me. Last time I checked you had 150ish comments now you have 450??? bloody hell…you move fast boy.
@Chewie
I have only been on board like 3 or 4 weeks
@Chewie
He puts his .02 into everything on this site.
@megaraptor,
for real right? and when does he sleep? BTW have you checked your Factpiletopia PM’s??
hey, I meant no disrespect to him. I apoligise if it came across that way. It was more of a compliment than anything. Guess I’ll have to post more…again sorry if it came across wrong.
Jesus after re-reding my comment I sound like a dick. All I can do is apologise.
Nah not to bad chewie, no worries… it didnt sound that way at all
“Nah not to bad chewie, no worries… it didnt sound that way at all”
Same here man
@ Chewie
It’s alright man… I should get more sleep though… It’s just that I like fake realities and debating, so this place is my favorite website… that and the flat earth society forums.
Mega
It’s on.
/ Points at my eyes and then Mega’s eyes/
IT’S ONNNNN !!!!
cheers guys…
@Kenny.C this is my favourite website as well I just read allot more comments then I actually respond to. I think I spend way to much time on this site and have very little to show for it. ahh well that’s enough of that (me moping)-the parrot is as much a part of the crew as Jack is. Pirates for an award!!!!!
@ Chewie
ARRRGGGHHHH ! – Pirates Win!
@Chewie,
The best part about this site is it isnt blocked by my work computer so i can waste all day here instead of doing something constructive… all at 35 dollars an hour… awesome
@Sapper- sweet, thats the kind of work I want when I land a job. nothing like money to make you get your stars.
@Kenny.C could it have ended any other way??? (dont answer that as I’m damn sure it could have if Sapper hadn’t included the parrot).
Sapper007
where do u work?
@ every one
you sure the parrot could get away from the brontosaurus or kong?
@ SS
yes, it can fly for Christ sakes!
@ss
That’s what I said….. But….. That’s their ticket to victory…..
yes and its a good ticket that can fly. higher than king kong can reach I might add.You can’t really argue with a parrots ability to fly. or can you…(in this case no.)
i meancanit fly fast enough, and after that, then whats it gunna do? has to land somtime
also,can the bugs fly?
About the Parrot watch 1:40 through 2:01 and watch 6:28 through 8:08 the second scene has nothing to due with debate but it’s the greatest speech ever!
ya! the parrot died!
So, If this is current if he died…… Then he’s not here….. Bingo! Spartans get this.
@ drayfire
its not th esame movie=(
Oh, OK. Youtube doesn’t work for me right now, so……
You guys should just give up already… IT IS OVER!!!!!!
/ Kicks Drayflare and ss into the pit of FactPile /
no1 answered me
i meancanit fly fast enough, and after that, then whats it gunna do? has to land somtime
also,can the bugs fly?
I don’t know. I think so. Plus, who says the parrot won’t die during the fight, before Kong?
if the bugs can fly its over
” that and the flat earth society forums.”
do you post there, I would love to read what you said to them if you did post there haha, it’s so full of fail.
@ SS
none of the bugs on the island can fly.
@ Drayflare
Why would a flight based bird be killed by a land-based giant gorilla?
ok then the bird lives
@Kenny C
I said Before Kong. With the bugs, the dinos, the natives, al of that… Well…. He might die. So I call this a tie.
@ Drayflare
/ Kenny give Drayflare a look of madness/
Alright…. I’m only going to say this once, so pay attention…. /deep breathe/
How, in your mind, thE FUCK IS A FLYING ANIMAL GOING TO BE KILLED BY LAND BASED OPPONENTS WHEN IT CAN MOTHERFUCKING FLY??????
@ Kenny C
xDDDDDD Well, It could get some shrapnel from the pirates, and could easily land, and get hit by a pistol when it lands from exhaustion.
…….
/ Points M4 revolver at Dray’s head/
Don’t make me use this.
“Revived Zombies ( Wave Four ): This wave occurs only five minutes after the previous. Everyone who has died so far come back as zombies to attack their own respective groups.”
Would a zombie Pirate grab a pistol or blunderbuss and shot the Parrot.
And I love the fact this battle is now going to who can kill the mother f###ing Parrot. This is the greatest Zombie Gaunlet of all time.
“Points M4 revolver at Dray’s head”
Wait a sec that isn’t standard issue in the Helghast Army. Are you working with the ISA
No…… I got it off the fucktard with a I.d. that said “Sgt. Sev”
OK just making sure
Your feeble revolver is nothing compared to the pwnage of the E-11 blaster rifle…
E-11 blaster rifle has nothing compared to the VC5 Arc/Electricity Gun
@SS way back Im a GS-12 equivelent, we base our pay off the Army’s civilian payscale, and I’m not going to say were i work, for my job security… there isnt a whole lot of use who do this job… so it could be easily assumed who I am by where i work, and my user name…
@Baron, mega, Kenny
::pulls out his XM1030 S.P.E.A.R. The hum of electricity fills the thread.. factpile.wikispaces.com/Other+-+Fiction ::
knock it off
@everyone else
I dont think the zombie pirates would use weapons… with the who brain thirst and what not… and the parrot could go land on the ship… but all of this requires admins decision on whether the parrot is or isnt a viable part of the crew