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300 Spartans vs Jack Sparrow Vs Zombies

Suggested by EnigmaJ
A strange virus emerged on Skull island and swept across it. This virus caused all of its inhabitants to, human and beast, to turn into savage zombies, attacking everything and anything they see ( except anybody who’s already been zombified ).

It is at this time, by coincidence, a number of Triremes crash onto the coast of one side of the island. On board, Leonidas and 300 Spartans. On the other side of the Island, Jack Sparrow and his crew on board the HMS Interceptor decided to dock on this strange island.

The Spartans begin heading inland as they have no supplies to survive very long on the island. 300 Spartans Warriors soon find themselves surrounded by heavy jungles. Sparrow and his crew remain by the coast, onboard their ship. Sensing the disturbance on the island, hordes of zombie beasts begin heading towards both locations.

Human Zombies ( Wave One ): 25 fast moving Zombie Natives.

Insect Zombies ( Wave Two ): This wave attacks about half an hour after the initial wave, giving each group time to think about their next move. 50 Insects ahead towards both groups location. This group comprises of a mix of zombie bug-beasts ( giant spiders, giant centipedes, arachno-claw etc. )

Dino Zombies ( Wave Three ): There is an hour preparation for this attack. 15 Venatosaurus and 1 Brontosaur

Revived Zombies ( Wave Four ): This wave occurs only five minutes after the previous. Everyone who has died so far come back as zombies to attack their own respective groups.

Ape Zombie ( Wave Five ): This wave begins after half an hour. A zombified Ape giant ( Kong ) heads towards each groups location.

*If both groups are still alive, waves will cycle through over again ( this time with twice as much zombies from before ).

Note: Neither group actually has to engage and kill every zombie in each wave, They merely have to survive it.

Which group survives the longest?

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303 Comments
  • Lamb_of_God
    July 18, 2010
    #1

    “The undead monkey could also just swim ashore and plunder the tiremes”
    Not the monkey! Not the monkey! agragrgagr!…..Dead.The monkey and the parrot are best pals in the movie and the monkey can’t die no matter what cause it’s undead.

    The best chance against the zombie Kong would be to blind it said by Kenny by stabbing it in the eye and stab the head with a sword/spear. They would need plenty men to do this and the spartans have numbers on thier side as far as I’m concered.
    The Spartan would win if the pirates didn’t have a cheeky parrot and a diabolical undead monkey.

  • Lamb_of_God
    July 18, 2010
    #2

    @Siggy
    You can’t kill the undead monley so the pirates win after Jack Sparrow gets his annoying head ripped from shoulders and devoured by the zombie Elizabeth Swann in the 4th wave when she is revived.

  • RiRi
    July 20, 2010
    #3

    Jack is going to get out of it somehow (survive) by “making it up as he goes along”.

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