Suggested by BaronSomebody (Big shock, I know)
So, here have Sir Dan matched up against Xena. While I think the match would be entertaining to watch, I actually think Xena has a decent chance to win this fight.
What say you?
Sir Daniel Fortesque Vs Xena
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i dont think that xena can win because everything that she can dish out sir dan can counter
and drumsticks would be very effective because since there are no grenade or nething in xena land she would just lokk at it on the ground in front her and be like wtf then poof turns into delicious chicken
also i doubt xena can resist magical lightning that is guaranteed to hit if it within range which is fairly good
she cant get any attacks through an unbreakable shield pretty self explanatory why
dan has a magic hammer with aoe so he would not even need to attack her just near her to get a strong hit
xena would not be better at close quarters because dan is a knight hes trained to fight well so at most it would be even
and how is she meant to combat a gatling gun
xena is just so outclassed in this
also xena is crap its usually safe to vote against her even if u dont know the person she is fighting
I will not say anything untill I hear Baron’s take.
Xena will be obliterated, she has nothing to harm Dan let alone kill him, whereas Dan could just pull out his rifle and she is over with for good…not to mention even if Xena were to decapitate him it would do nothing because one of his abilities is to remove his head…I bet Dan could even win this just by using his Frankenstein zombie body (all he does is punch using that one as it was meant for boxing)
xena gets turned into drumstick
I hereby nominate Sir Dan for the Factpile award!!!
i do too again!!!!!!
Without even hearing arguments for Xena? Come on man, wait a bit, it might make this entertaining.
What is there to say? Dan could win this by beating her down with his arm, I mean there is nothing Xena can do to hurt him at all…I wish those annoying Xena fangirls would come back, because if they argue against Dan they are in serious denial
baron come on suggesting this match is like asking for master chief to fight a super star destroyer from the ground
Thanks Megafire #2…I was hoping the Xena fangirls would come rolling in so I could backhand them once and for all
i nominate sir dan for the factpile award
Admin, that is three people…I rest my case
Make it four I nomintate Dan.
ROFL nomintate? What does that mean?
The fangirls have finally given up arguing that Xena could beat anyone. *Sniff* I miss them already.T-T
Dan wins the Factpile award!!!
Well, that didn’t take very many comments to decide.
But then again, I don’t see how this match could not end with Dan’s victory. He’s just armed with too many defenses and magical weapons.
Xena vill kick his ass and throw the chop his head of by throwing her chakram.
ROFLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL you Xena fangirls are so stupid man…don’t you know one of Dan’s abilities is to remove his head? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
hes a skeleton, he doesn’t need a head to survive.
In fact parts of his game involve removing his head and sticking it on a hand to get to small places
Hey, I just found out a vital piece of information today…gatling guns back in the 1800′s (they were created in 1862 I think) but they weighed around 800 pounds…Dan can easily carry one around, fire it, and easily jump with it without showing signs of wear and tear, which means his strength must be around the one ton area…that pretty much means if Dan were to even punch Xena she would die instantly, and well with that added force aplied to his weapons I don’t think there is anything Xena could do to him…I once again admin, ONCE AGAIN nominate Dan for the Factpile Award
Can we please settle this once and for all? ONE Xena fan came and they couldn’t hold anything up for Xena winning whereas both myself and four others have said Dan would win AND I even provided some unknown evidence…please, PLEASE admin this would make up tenfold for Conan vs Xena
I’m behind Baron.We must avenge Conan by giving the award to Sir Dan.
Oh,wait,nevermind.I was beaten to the punch without even realising it.
“Xena vill kick his ass and throw the chop his head of by throwing her chakram.”
and then Sir Dan’s head starts laughing at her, distracted she begins to kick it when multiple shots of the gatling gun pass right through her…
Good thing the Factpile Award was righteously given here. Now if only the same thing would happen to the other dozen or so threads where Xena gets her ass handed to her.(Hint, hint.)
“Good thing the Factpile Award was righteously given here. Now if only the same thing would happen to the other dozen or so threads where Xena gets her ass handed to her.(Hint, hint.)”
What could this mean guys……..mmhhhh.. Anyway, the Xena fan that said cutting off Dan’s head will give Xena the victory, made me laugh so hard at the ignorance of some…..oh, people, learn to read the threads, before you post……puchica….
- the pondering fool
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“hes a skeleton, he doesn’t need a head to survive.”
Ok now, let be fair here. Sir Dan may be able to remove his head, but all Xena needs to do is cut it lengthways and danny boy is screwed. If nothing else he’d have no-where to store his eye, rendering him blind.
Skeletons, even reanimated ones, are not all that hard to destroy. Bones break, and without muscle, flesh or skin to hold them together, they do tend to fall off.
Not saying Xena would win, but Dans far from invulnerable
Think gold armour+dragon potion+Woden’s Blade+Golden Shield. That is the ultimate Sir Dan Combination that spans three games (two if you count the first game and the remake as one) wiht all of these there is no way anyone, let alone Xena, princess of the Hacker from “The Core”. Dan would win without a doubt. that and you could always substitute the woden’s sword with a set of 30 magic chicken legs if you like.
So Soul-Edge Link I can tell by your name that you liked Soulcalibur 2. Link kicked ass in that game.
About Dans durability. wasn’t he able to tank multiple shots of missiles and gunfire in medievil 2 with 1 life(minus his numerous jars). So his skeleton MUST be stronger then a normal humans. that said he’d probably kill her before she got even close. Due to all his fire arms.