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  • Underoath Vs Hatebreed 3 CommentsPosted by admin on June 30, 2009 under Celebrities
    Underoath Vs Hatebreed

    I can’t fairly choose in this match since I’ve never heard anything from Underoath. I’ve been a fan of Hatebreed from the 90′s, so that would probably get me to lean that way.

    Who wins?

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  • Sub Zero & Scorpion Vs Stormshadow & Snake Eyes 31 CommentsPosted by admin on under Tag Teams
    Sub Zero, Scorpion Vs Stormshadow, Snake Eyes

    This is easily the biggest battle of ninjas on FactPile so far. With these common enemies now working to help each other, which team do you think would win?

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  • Chintendo VII Commercial 2 CommentsPosted by admin on June 29, 2009 under Stuff
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  • Silver Surfer Vs Samus, Ironman, Durge, Megaman 40 CommentsPosted by admin on under Group Combat
    Silver Surfer Vs Samus, Ironman, Durge, Megaman

    Here’s a twist to the group combat: Take on all!

    First match will have Silver Surfer up against some of the toughest characters on this site. Who will win?

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  • Contradictions Within Star Wars – Baron Somebody 20 CommentsPosted by admin on under FactPilers
    Baron Somebody - Star Wars Contradictions

    I have been watching Star Wars lately, and certain things have tripped my sensors that most “normal” (normal is used subjectively) people won’t realize. Yes, most of these occur within the prequel trilogy (which in all reality only Episode 3 was necessary, the others were kinda sketchy and whatnot but that’s just how it is), but that doesn’t matter. I mean, they ARE Star Wars movies, and you can’t not count them as canon, but hey, I think these mistakes were brought up by the fact that George Lucas just wasn’t thinking, That is the same reason Durge looks like Shredder from TMNT, or why the 501st got pwned by Ewoks, or even perhaps why the Empire didn’t think about covering up that exhaust port. But hey, it’s the man’s vision, let him take care of it. As for the contradictions…

    Why do they say that stormtroopers are more precise than Tusken Raiders? Stormtroopers can’t hit something directly in front of them, yet the good old Tuskens can actually hit podracers from 2000 feet away (that is an estimate but it was a pretty large distance). Also, if a Tusken can knock out the main hero (Luke), with a hero shield over him, how come the stormtroopers can’t if they are that “highly trained” and “precise”? Were they drunk the whole time? Did they visit that cantina one too many times, I mean what the hell is the deal?

    How come when Anakin is fighting Obi Wan on Mustafar, and they get to the end, Obi Wan says “I have the high ground”? When does that matter, because from what I have seen Obi Wan always won against powerful villains and he never had the high ground. Look at the battle between him and Darth Maul, or his battle with General Grievous. Every villain seemed to get utterly pwned when they had the high ground, so why is this one an exception? Even worse is that Anakin had no handicapps applied to him at all, he was in a near perfect scenario with his lightsaber at his side, yet he jumps over Obi Wan and gets his legs cut off. Why didn’t Darth Maul just do that to Obi Wan in Episode 1? Maybe it was a plot point, something to keep the story together, but that still isn’t an excuse. Why didn’t they just do a cliche ending where Obi Wan looks like he is going to lose but then out of nowhere he defeats Anakin, I mean at least that would have made more sense….

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  • John Rambo Vs John Matrix 10 CommentsPosted by admin on under Duels
    John Rambo Vs John Matrix

    Two fighters meet approaching the same P.O.W. camp looking to rescue their comrades. Only one will be the hero.

    Who will it be?

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  • Billy Mays – RIP 13 CommentsPosted by admin on June 28, 2009 under Celebrities
    Billy Mays

    Bad week to be a celebrity. While I really never cared for his style, the man could sell a Chuck Norris ass-whoopin’. Funny thing, I actually met him once as his family lives in McKees Rocks, PA (a ghetto shithole in Pittsburgh), and I lived there for one un-remarkable year. His personality off-air was a pretty cool, and he was just a normal guy who wanted to sell quality products.

    Hasta La Vista

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  • Cloud Strife Vs Nightmare 39 CommentsPosted by admin on under SwordFighters
    Cloud Strife Vs Nightmare

    Here is a match that would be fun to watch. With both being excellent fighters, in the end it would come down to the powers that each could wield. Because of that, I’d give the victory to Nightmare.

    What say you?

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  • What If…The Army of the Dead did not come to the aid of Aragorn? 21 CommentsPosted by admin on under What If
    Aragorn with no Army

    Would the battle have been lost?
    Could the footsoldiers of Gondor and the Horsemen of Rohan have taken the day?
    Could Sauron’s forces have taken Minas Tirith?

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  • Kirby Vs Hulk 38 CommentsPosted by admin on under Duels
    Kirby Vs Hulk

    The only reason this is even a match is due to the ability ti suck up his opponent. So, could the Hulk survive that attack?

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