Another reader request, it’s Wolverine against MC. On a straight up battle, I’m not quite sure who has the advantage. One might think MC’s arsenal might destroy Wolverine, but those claws would rip through the armor and shields with little resistance – so a long range fight, Master Chief takes it – hand-to-hand, I think Wolverine gets it…

Master Chief:

• Various weapon skills
• Cool Armor
• Decent Vehicles
• Lone Wolf Mentality
• Has shields to re-generate

Wolverine:

• Accelerated Healing
• Indestructible metal adamantium bonded to his skeleton
• Adamantium razor sharp claws
• Keen senses

Your thoughts?

Ok, there have been many requests for this battle, so here it is. Since this battle could obviously never take place, I think it gives Chuck an advantage. Sorry Chuck Norris fans, Bruce Lee stomped his guts out in “Way of the Dragon” [Video]. Since then, Chuck has been p!ssed off destroying everything and everyone in has path, and seeking revenge especially kittens:

So, in this battle, MC DESTROYS Chuck.

Master Chief:

• Various weapon skills
• Cool Armor
• Decent Vehicles
• Lone Wolf Mentality
• Has shields to re-generate

Chuck Norris: (Courtesy of Chuck Norris Facts)

• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
• There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.
• Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
• Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting…. CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

Many requests for this one. I have to admit that I’ve played more Metroid than Halo since I am an old fart, so I am inclined to lean towards Samus. As with any Hero, they all have intangibles that help them overcome seemingly daunting tasks. With that being said, MC has accomplished more in his “career” than Samus has, but this is a head-to-head battle of weaponry and skill…So, I think it’s be very close, the one thing that MC always comes away with – Luck – gets him the win…

Master Chief:

• Various weapon skills
• Cool Armor
• Decent Vehicles
• Lone Wolf Mentality
• Has shields to re-generate

Samus:

• Cybernetic Power Suit
• Space Jump Boots
• Screw Attack
• Form fitting Zero Suit
• Numerous modifications to her weapons

Ok, Metroid fans, how can Samus pull this one off?

Big time battle here. Typically, I don’t have a strong opinion either way, but I don’t think even with all his “spidey” senses that Peter Parker stands a snowballs chance. I personally think Master Chief tea-bags spidey in about 3 seconds. But, what do I know, right?

You know the drill, here are the stats:

Master Chief

• Various weapon skills
• Regenerating Shields
• Multiple Vehicle selection
• Lone Wolf Mentality
• Super Cool ArmorSpid

Spiderman

• Spider sense that warns him of danger
• Proportionate strength and speed of a spider
• Ability to cling to walls like a spider
• Web shooters
• With great power comes great responsibility

Ok, Spiderman fans, tell me how this fight lasts any longer than 5 seconds.