Introducing: Expert Zone from ExpertImp

Expert Zone from ExpertImp

ExpertZone – “Believe the Hype”

Hi everyone this is “Rob (Expertimp)” or well you can just call me “Expertimp”. And yes it’s true I have my own column on Factpile!!!! Why might you ask?? Well simply put out of everyone on the site I’m the best blogger/pile comment arguer there is on this site.
I did in fact go to the admin and suggest I have my own personal section on the website just like you saw on that little video he made… And after a little exchange of wealth here I am in all my glory. So BOW BEFORE ME MUHAHAHA…. Just kidding…

Every week you will be able to come here and receive the best advice, comments, blog topic, life lessons, discussions, etc… you could ever hope to receive… Just a little something to make your miserable pathetic weekly lives a little bit better.

Now my normal column will go over a range of topics on a weekly basis. Everything from movies, video games, things on TV, etc… That might bring interest to the Fact pile audience. I’ll also reply to questions and comments from readers. Also if you have a topic you’d like to her my thoughts on feel free to ask!

But I’m not going to talk about any of that stuff in my first column. I’ve decided to talk about how I am indeed the best on this entire website. Now there are a few individuals on here who do put up some good fights in regards to their personal opinions regarding different battles on the site. But when they battle with me over the battles of who would win in a given situation. They fail to realize one thing…And that one thing is I could care less what they think. I’m simply on here to state “THE FACTS” of how I see the fights going regardless of what they think. And when I do that these people get all mad and start running there little fingers typing things they would not dare say to me in real life.

Now I will say that certain individuals are very knowledgeable on certain characters more so then I am at times. And I give them credit for arguing those facts. But at times I find these individuals who know so much something that is known as a “FAN BOY”. And I might at times say things that make me sound like I’m being a Fan boy on a subject.
But it’s simply not true at all and in every single battle I always take a look at it with complete and total non Fan boy eyes. Unlike some people who won’t even consider the other fighter because they love there character, game, or whatever so much. That they spit out all these facts to make themselves look or sound good without even thinking.

I just want to challenge these super nerd fan boys to next time they go to type something too actually think about the other contender in the battle. And lay out some proper arguments that make sense for once in their life… Instead of saying something like “Death Stare would kill anyone” gives me a freaking break…

So in conclusion to all of that I just want my admiring fans to know that with my new column I am going to call everything down the middle. With absolutely no fan boy views and I challenge everyone to do the same with every post they make…This is just one of the reason I am the best on this website!! Yes my friends a new day has arrived and a new chapter of FACTPILE has begun. So be sure to check back every week.

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79 Comments on "Introducing: Expert Zone from ExpertImp"

  1. Thepocalypse April 15, 2009 at 3:35 pm -      #1

    Um… why is Expertimp’s ugly mug pasted all over the site lately? Is he Admin’s friend IRL or what? Because this looks like something that should be in the forums, not clogging up the main page.

    As with the introduction for all new sections to the site, they get top placement. If over time it appears that no one enjoys the category, it will get relegated to a place of lesser prominence on the site, or removed entirely.

    Admin

  2. Matapiojo April 15, 2009 at 3:44 pm -      #2

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Love it, LOVE IT!

    Paul, Rob, great job at finding the perfect avenue to stir the ****pile (yes, pun intended).

    /clap

    That is not to say that I necesarily agree with the statements in the first article (cause I don’t, and I indeed caught on to the fine print), but I am already looking forward to next week’s post and the others to come.

    Weekly article + controversial site member = A++

    “Because this looks like something that should be in the forums, not clogging up the main page.”

    Hhhmmmm. I can see what you’re saying, and I agree to some extenct, but I think this is a great feature on the main site.

    Be it agreeing or disagreeing with Rob, it will be great entertainment for the rest of us and hopefully for new visitors.

  3. Merriam Webster April 15, 2009 at 4:30 pm -      #3

    ExpertImp is clearly no expert at English grammar.
    How about you challenge some sentence structure, tough guy?

  4. marche April 15, 2009 at 4:35 pm -      #4

    Will do chief,will do.

  5. Thepocalypse April 15, 2009 at 5:40 pm -      #5

    Now on to my opinion, it was a load of self serving crap. I don’t know how a rant on how you think everyone who supports something is a fanboy and how you’re “the best on the site” is meant to entertain others. You’ve shown yourself to be nothing more than an overly stubborn idiot who can’t accept defeat. I would say anything I say here to you in real life, because I can fight. If you tried anything, I could break you. So stop acting like a big shot because you can’t take criticism. This doesn’t belong here, it belongs in the forums. If Expertimp can stick this trash on the main page, why can’t I? This is a question you WILL get. It’s like giving one child a lollipop and denying it to the others. This feels like the beginning of the end of everything that made Factpile great. So in short, GTFO.

  6. Cpt Olimar April 15, 2009 at 5:43 pm -      #6

    Someone’s ego needs a boost……
    Nice intro picture in all seriousness… is that a Mii or the 360 copy? I can’t tell.

    This should prove to be interesting…. don’t less us down expertImp

  7. flyboy51 April 15, 2009 at 7:09 pm -      #7

    Someone has a big ego…

  8. Baron Somebody April 15, 2009 at 8:26 pm -      #8

    ROB, YOU SUCK!!! I could at least come up with something intelligent to say

  9. Baron Somebody April 15, 2009 at 8:34 pm -      #9

    You might as well be giving me, Matapiojo, L-W, Marche and the One Sin sections because we are the seniors of the site and we all have more stars

  10. Marche April 15, 2009 at 8:44 pm -      #10

    “is that a Mii or the 360 copy?”
    i beileve it is the 360 avatar,the Mii’s arent that detailed when it come to shirts.

  11. AlphaCommando April 15, 2009 at 8:56 pm -      #11

    /facepalm

    I stand by Thepocalyapse on this one, this is completely out of line. I have never said anything on the internet I would be afraid to state in real life, mainly because I act like a total dick to idiots anyway…

    The fact you said that you “don’t care” what others have to say even if what they are saying is completely logical, correct or realistically founded is what makes you one for the worst debaters possible, a good debater takes into account all facts from both sides, provides object analysis and then takes a side based on that; backing up their arguments with factual and realistic data…

    Aside; I might take enjoyment at reading these, in the say way one can enjoy reading a elementary school persuasive essay…its funny to watch the ignorant eat themselves.

  12. L-W April 15, 2009 at 9:36 pm -      #12

    Isn’t this just a rip off of Maddox’s The Best Page in the Universe?

    maddox.xmission.com/

    The difference being that Maddox is a professional writer with a sense of humour, this just seems to be an avenue to pointlessly express personal grievances.

  13. Skrunks April 15, 2009 at 10:00 pm -      #13

    “it was a load of self serving crap.”

    That’s why it’s funny. :D I loved it.

  14. Marche April 15, 2009 at 11:05 pm -      #14

    The Best page in the universe,funny stuff in his hate mail page.

  15. admin April 16, 2009 at 12:36 am -      #15

    @L-W – Thanks for the link to that site – I haven’t laughed that hard for quite some time.

  16. Space marine April 16, 2009 at 2:00 am -      #16

    “And yes it’s true I have my own column on Factpile!!!!”

    Oh shit…Why God? WHY!
    And Rob, You have a Freaking HUGE Ego.

  17. Space marine April 16, 2009 at 2:02 am -      #17

    Well, If he can have his own Blog can I have an Animating blog? I can do lots with pivot to make you laugh. And I can do fighting animations if you wish. -_-

  18. AlphaCommando April 16, 2009 at 2:17 am -      #18

    Maddox’s humor is average at best, he has alot of funny points but plenty of ignorant, disrespectful slop as well. It balances out…

    But I get what your saying, and unfortunately it seems Rob has brainwashed the Admin, the fact that he allowed Rob to post something saying “I am the best here” when everyone else would dispute that in a second is a sign, not that I disrespect that admin but seriously, come on, not even L-W or I posts things explicitly saying “I rock and everyone else sucks and I believe that my opinion is always fact” we just insult people for good reasons.

  19. Matapiojo April 16, 2009 at 6:24 am -      #19

    Oh then you have GOT to read Maddox’s “The Alphabet of Manliness” ( www.amazon.com/Alphabet-Manliness-Maddox/dp/080652720X ). This book cracked me up completely. It was the epic of hilarious.

    He also has an ongoin page for that book’s themes:
    www.alphabetofmanliness.com/

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Alphabet_of_Manliness
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maddox_(writer)

  20. Rob (Expertimp) April 16, 2009 at 7:59 am -      #20

    I’m glad to see everyone is enjoying my column. There will be more coming soon.

    A few points I’d like to make:

    I do care less about what any of you think. I am here to express my views and opinions not care about yours. But yes I do consider true facts people can bring to the table…

    Thepocalypse Mortal Kombat wins and you suck. Go cry somewhere else.

    Matapiojo thanks for the good feedback. You actually aren’t to bad a person. And I appropriate your negative and positive feedback.

    L-W that page is pretty funny! I Never saw it before but that is not what I am trying to rip off.. that guy should write more stuff!

  21. Baron Somebody April 16, 2009 at 8:06 am -      #21

    Oh and Rob is a fanboy because Spawn CANNOT beat Ghost Rider

  22. Matapiojo April 16, 2009 at 8:16 am -      #22

    A new topic has been created in the forums to provide ideas for future articles:
    www.factpile.com/forum/smack-talk/expert-zone

  23. L-W April 16, 2009 at 10:04 am -      #23

    “come on, not even L-W or I posts things explicitly saying “I rock and everyone else sucks and I believe that my opinion is always fact” we just insult people for good reasons.”

    That’s because we understand the meaning of subtlety. Rather than merely cite our excellence, we display so, frequently.

    As ironic as it may seem for me to claim such a prescience on the matter, but I feel that the Triumvirate is somewhat to responsible for this; we’ve gone on for so long unopposed in almost every respective debate that the opposition has had to shore up the bricks and mortar of their collective egos and fortify their positions.

    “I do care less about what any of you think. I am here to express my views and opinions not care about yours. But yes I do consider true facts people can bring to the table…”

    Really? Then why do you desire the collective attention and appraisal of the Factpile community then? It’s clear from the view of the most rushed and overlooked psychoanalytical analysis that you clearly demand even the vilification of your opinions. The whole “I don’t care what people think of me” act may pass some fallibility tests in real life, but on a blog devoted entirely to yourself this is *clearly* bullshit, to the nth degree.

    - – -

    Admin, as a loyal factpile user, I have only a few requests regarding the continuation of this weekly blog.

    1) Make sure Rob proof reads his work. The content in the above could pass as the average post on some other board, but when an article serves as front page (I cannot stress that enough) material it is defiantly in need of cleaning up.

    2) Consistent sentence structure is a must. There should be no reason as to why sentences blend in and out of coherency, morphing and melding between long and short hand English structure.

    3) Guarantee that Rob will relax on the ellipses in future. Once or twice is sufficient in relaying the context, but I counted TEN (Mostly incorrect) uses of ellipses. Take this not as the word of a grammar nut, but as a person who is curious as to why the author seems to be having miniature strokes in mid sentence.

    See how annoying it is…When I type like this…It seems I’m having an aneurysm…Or William Shatner is writing…This post.

    Whilst I’m not usually this picky (I will only call a poster out if the content is illegible), this is front page material admin. This is the first thing people see when first joining Factpile, this will be dividing line for so many people looking to join us as a like minded individual.

    Believe it or not, but there are many frequent blog users and subscribers who will take one look at this and turn in the opposite direction. A high school level of literacy is considered important for many and the contents of the article will only lead to further segregation in the dividing line.

    Take some pride in your website. Even if we are a group of misfits, we still deserve only the best for our front page.

  24. Matapiojo April 16, 2009 at 10:30 am -      #24

    “Take some pride in your website. Even if we are a group of misfits, we still deserve only the best for our front page.”

    Completely agree with the three basic guidelines requested by L-W regarding this issue.

  25. Rob (Expertimp) April 16, 2009 at 12:27 pm -      #25

    Wow L-W. Factpile is about saying however you feel or whatever you want. I agree with with some of the things your saying. But the fact is your completely insane about English. You clearly are one of those people who talk to people and correct things they are saying in mid sentence.

    William Shatner happens to be one of my heroes… I almost feel like… writing even worse now just to annoy you… LOL

  26. admin April 16, 2009 at 1:14 pm -      #26

    As I mentioned before, this first post will appear on top – in the mean time, as the next post goes out, I’ll adjust the placement of the post on the homepage. It’s always a balancing act trying to appeal to all, and I do consider everyone’s opinion’s in these matters.

    I’m working on a post that should help explain the thinking behind what goes into this site and why things are chosen and pushed more than other.

    In the meantime, keep on posting your thoughts – it’s the only way to make this site better!

  27. Thepocalypse April 16, 2009 at 2:40 pm -      #27

    “Thepocalypse Mortal Kombat wins and you suck. Go cry somewhere else.”
    Go suck yourself Rob, you got owned and you’ve never accepted that.

    I want this gone, or I am leaving this site. I will continue what I do here on CBUB or any of the litany of other sites that feature character battles. This site used for expressing our opinions with equality, but I guess that’s in the past. This wouldn’t be a problem in the forums, but on the front page? Come on. I’ll come back in two weeks. If I see another Expert Zone, you will never hear from me again on this site. Anyone who agrees can join me.

  28. Rob (Expertimp) April 16, 2009 at 3:01 pm -      #28

    LOL you didnt win that mortal kombat vs SC battle… hahahahahha GO check it again. I PWN YOU ON THAT BIG TIME!!

    see ya

    Winner: ME not Thepocalypse he just gave up

  29. Baron Somebody April 16, 2009 at 3:03 pm -      #29

    Admin, might I ask, but out of all us Factpile members, why Rob? He disappeared for like a month and then just suddenly came back, and look, he has less stars than nearly everyone here…other than that, he tends to be a bit biased at times, I mean even though I love Dan I knew he lost in the Spawn vs Dan match

  30. AlphaCommando April 16, 2009 at 3:11 pm -      #30

    Rob look at the name of the site; “FactPile” not “OpinionPile” or “DowhateverIwantandignorealllogicPile”

    We do debates here based off fact; not what your mind may or may not be biased toward.

    And Thepocalypse, please be reasonable; that would be like leaving your home country merely because you dislike a few people who live there….

  31. Cpt Olimar April 16, 2009 at 3:21 pm -      #31

    No need to be overdramatic… hopefully if will be different next week while still being controversial. If it is more annoying than it is entertaining, then it will be discontinued. So just chill for now, hopefully L-W’s 3 basic demands will be met, which isn’t really asking for a lot, and next week’s “Expert Zone” will be better than this.

  32. The One Sin April 16, 2009 at 3:31 pm -      #32

    “I do care less about what any of you think. I am here to express my views and opinions not care about yours. But yes I do consider true facts people can bring to the table…”

    I already hate you now. You have just denied any chance of being a productive user of the internet.

    “Whilst I’m not usually this picky”

    L-W, you are so humble. I like that maddox guy, I read about how he prefers the his Nokia phone over the iphone. Pretty funny.

    “I’ll come back in two weeks. If I see another Expert Zone, you will never hear from me again on this site. Anyone who agrees can join me.”

    Who are you kiddin? This site is like crack, masturbation, or WoW. You claim you are going to leave, but you won’t.

  33. The One Sin April 16, 2009 at 3:47 pm -      #33

    Rob, since you “Don’t care” what we think than I’m sure I can tell you what I think about you with no repercussions.

  34. Pondering Fool April 16, 2009 at 4:01 pm -      #34

    mmhhh I can see this Expert Zone is going to become very….interesting over the next few days.

  35. The One Sin April 16, 2009 at 4:57 pm -      #35

    Admin, did you pull some shenanigans and delete the youtube video code I put?

    The people will know.

  36. Thepocalypse April 16, 2009 at 6:16 pm -      #36

    @Rob. Way to comment when you think I’m gone coward.

  37. Rob (Expertimp) April 16, 2009 at 9:08 pm -      #37

    Thanks Thepocalypse

  38. Skrunks April 16, 2009 at 9:54 pm -      #38

    “LOL you didnt win that mortal kombat vs SC battle… hahahahahha GO check it again. I PWN YOU ON THAT BIG TIME!!”

    So you were the guy Apocalypse was fighting with! It might be a little too late but I just joined that debate and I’ve yet to have a reply! SOUL CALIBER FOREVER!!!!

    “Who are you kiddin? This site is like crack, masturbation, or WoW. You claim you are going to leave, but you won’t.”

    So incredibly true……. I cracked up so badly at that.

  39. Skrunks April 16, 2009 at 9:55 pm -      #39

    EDIT: I meant you have yet to reply to my SC vs. Mortal Kombat debate.

  40. L-W April 16, 2009 at 10:42 pm -      #40

    “Wow L-W. Factpile is about saying however you feel or whatever you want. I agree with with some of the things your saying. But the fact is your completely insane about English. You clearly are one of those people who talk to people and correct things they are saying in mid sentence.”

    How am I insane for requesting that a front page article at least maintain a High School standard of literacy?

    But you are right on one thing, Factpile is about calling it as you see it, and all I’m seeing is what could be a potentially funny article thrown away by poor grammatical structure that borders on the quality of early High School/ late elementary school; and whilst I have yet to correct others outside of the context of this site (Unless I’m paid to do so) I feel that if this level of incoherent babble continues, the Factpile image will only decline (Whether admin cares or not).

    “William Shatner happens to be one of my heroes… I almost feel like… writing even worse now just to annoy you… LOL”

    So acting like a retard is a sufficient substitute for your inability to coherently form an argument? Why am I not surprised.

    Either way I suggest you take the meager five minutes out of the day to polish your articles (Following the three steps is only the tip of the iceberg – but that’s another critique for another time), because the day that Factpile turns into Comicvine (Home of the least coherent discussion I have ever seen) is the day I resign from all that is good and nerdy.

  41. Space marine April 16, 2009 at 10:58 pm -      #41

    “Expert Zone” LOL I like Mediocre zone better.

  42. Matapiojo April 17, 2009 at 6:09 am -      #42

    Thepocalypse – “If I see another Expert Zone, you will never hear from me again on this site. Anyone who agrees can join me.”

    AlphaCommando – “And Thepocalypse, please be reasonable; that would be like leaving your home country merely because you dislike a few people who live there….”

    That does seem a bit extreme, epoc. One thing is to sun one individual and his actions, but to do the same to an entire site because you disagree with a section that you have all the power to scroll over is a little over the top.

    I get where you are coming from, I really do, and if all the response is an accurate measuring tool then the entire site feels the same as you do. I say give it a couple of weeks to see how this plays out. If by that time you still oppose this endeavor with such candor then speak your mind again and we can go from there.

    Please don’t take the 3rd grade way out.

  43. Thepocalypse April 17, 2009 at 8:07 am -      #43

    @Rob
    Screw it, I’m not leaving. I’ll make my own article and if it doesn’t get popular, (which it should considering I have more than twice your seniority here) we’ll call you the winner of our arguments, if it does, you have to admit defeat in every argument you’ve had with me in Expert Zone. You game? Or are you scared you’ll fail?

  44. x on April 17, 2009 at 8:48 am -      #44

    @Thepocalypse Robs been here befor you.

  45. swifterdeath April 17, 2009 at 9:14 am -      #45

    “@Rob
    Screw it, I’m not leaving. I’ll make my own article and if it doesn’t get popular, (which it should considering I have more than twice your seniority here) we’ll call you the winner of our arguments, if it does, you have to admit defeat in every argument you’ve had with me in Expert Zone. You game? Or are you scared you’ll fail?”

    i dont really have a good opinion about either of you, but if you do choose to make a artical to compete with rob ill support yours.

  46. Matapiojo April 17, 2009 at 9:17 am -      #46

    “Screw it, I’m not leaving.”

    Attaboy

  47. Rob (Expertimp) April 17, 2009 at 10:53 am -      #47

    @Thepocalypse…
    In all honesty you’re being very childish and immature over everything. First you weren’t going to visit a website because you didn’t like one section that you choose to go to yourself. Now you want to fight over making your own articles is a bit ridiculous if you ask me. I’m not getting into a little mud slinging battle with you because I am better then that.

    I also have been here since the conception of the site. Before it was even about battles and just about random post on different topics. The stars represent a star for every ten post that you do on the site. Back when the site was originally created the stars weren’t even there and they just came to be with this blog design layout. Also if the site weren’t to change they might not even be there. So for you to make mention of the stars is another childish act at redemption so give me a break.

    Just because I choose to post over topics I am interested in and not post on every single topic that I might not even care about just to post something is why I do not have as many stars. Either way I am done with you and you’ve just proven to me the type of person that you are in life.

    @everyone else (My Fans)
    I mentioned in this article that it was just a introduction and not in any way how every article will be. I am glad everyone is enjoying it and I look forward to helping Factpile become successful though my future articles. This is a great website and am excited about what the future holds with this new chapter.

  48. Thepocalypse April 17, 2009 at 11:28 am -      #48

    @Rob
    Really? I got my stars through long, difficult debates, you ditched the site for a long while and only post when your fanboy urges make it so. You seem to be the biggest child on the site, more so than those kids who always support MC, at least they accept facts rather than flipping out like a ten year old and insisting on arguing forever so as not to expose the fact that you cannot support anything you say. As for quitting FP, I’m still considering it, as your craptastic post changed what this site is about. Expert Zone is pretty much the equivalent of posting an offensive comment in a forum to restimulate a long dead thread. It’s a trashy article that only got so many comments because it had shock value for being so bad. As for my posts, I have a variety of interests, so I post on nearly everything, and I like to get into intelligent conversations with the good people on this site, you aren’t one of them. You’re too busy trying to figure out how to spell the word fatality.

  49. Thepocalypse April 17, 2009 at 11:30 am -      #49

    @Rob
    Way to wuss out on us. “I’m done with you”? Yeah, we haven’t all seen someone say that to get out of an argument. You really are stupider than a Hannah Montana fan.

  50. swifterdeath April 17, 2009 at 12:03 pm -      #50

    ” I’m not getting into a little mud slinging battle with you because I am better then that.”

    dont you show it all the time…

    “@everyone else (My Fans)’

    not fans, or atleast i know me and X on arnt.

    “Either way I am done with you and you’ve just proven to me the type of person that you are in life.”

    yeah unlike you he allows a challenge. instead of proving nothing and claiming someone is the victor.

  51. Thepocalypse April 17, 2009 at 12:55 pm -      #51

    @Swifterdeath
    Thanks for that.

  52. Rob (Expertimp) April 17, 2009 at 1:47 pm -      #52

    @Thepocalypse
    I find nothing intelligent about you.
    I’m glad that you’ve gotten into so many debates congrats. I am just not going to waste my time arguing and or saying rude remarks that’s not debating.
    Maybe a few more of those and you will earn another good boy star.

    Anyways I’m glad your enjoying the column so much to keep posting about it.
    Tune in next week for another great article to talk about.

    Thanks
    ExpertImp

  53. swifterdeath April 17, 2009 at 2:01 pm -      #53

    “I find nothing intelligent about you.”

    but then again it is you trying to find something intellient about it.

    ” I am just not going to waste my time arguing and or saying rude remarks that’s not debating.”

    yeah your just gonna post things saying your the winner they lose.

    “Anyways I’m glad your enjoying the column so much to keep posting about it.
    Tune in next week for another great article to talk about.”

    i guess Rob is so thrilled of having his own artical anything negitive becomes positive in his extremly tiny brain.

    @thepoc.

    its not that im argueing FOR you its im argueing AGAINST rob. normally id stay away from these things inless me or X on are involved. and X on is only when he asks me to. or i feel like it.

    but no problem. you should post a artical that does similar things like this on the forums. wait as robs dwindle down and yours grows (as long as it has things to discuss and interesting things) and you may be able to replace rob. i doubt it, but mabey…just mabey.

  54. Thepocalypse April 17, 2009 at 2:15 pm -      #54

    @Swifterdeath
    I’ve already e-mailed an article to Admin.

    @Rob
    “I am just not going to waste my time arguing and or saying rude remarks that’s not debating.”
    See the Mortal Kombat vs Soul Calibur debate, you did enough mud slinging to frighten an Elbonian.
    “Anyways I’m glad your enjoying the column so much to keep posting about it.
    Tune in next week for another great article to talk about.”
    Wow. Someone didn’t get hugged enough.
    “I find nothing intelligent about you.”
    I can operate spellcheck.

  55. John Cougar Mellencamp April 17, 2009 at 2:54 pm -      #55

    @Rob

    You know…For a guy who cares nothing about what anybody thinks, you’ve showed up here to defend yourself at least six times over…

    Not to mention the fact that you just defeated the ENTIRE purpose of your own ego-maniacal poorly written article.

  56. swifterdeath April 17, 2009 at 2:56 pm -      #56

    “@Swifterdeath
    I’ve already e-mailed an article to Admin. ”

    in my opinion it should start in hte forums. that way if it does get good enough you will know people will read and post about it. otherwise it might become like Robs. destined to fail.

    as well if it starts in the forums you can get positive (and negitive) feedback to decide how to change it and when it might show it here it would be like i said good.

  57. Marche April 17, 2009 at 3:53 pm -      #57

    So i guess im the only one looking forward to next weeks article?

  58. The One Sin April 17, 2009 at 3:55 pm -      #58

    “I find nothing intelligent about you.”

    I’m sure he finds nothing intelligent about you. Come to think about neither do most of us.

  59. swifterdeath April 17, 2009 at 4:03 pm -      #59

    “So i guess im the only one looking forward to next weeks article?”

    oh no, i look forward to it. only so i can laugh at how i know it will be worse then him saying he is even getting one (which was bad enough). but my MAIN problem is the fact that HE got one. if anyone i think Mata, Alpha, or L-W should have gotten one before him.

  60. Marche April 17, 2009 at 4:25 pm -      #60

    Don’t you see?this is perfect.Its deliciously controversial.

  61. That one dude April 17, 2009 at 5:14 pm -      #61

    @ swifterdeath

    “if anyone i think Mata, Alpha, or L-W should have gotten one before him.”

    I agree they would be alot better.

  62. Thepocalypse April 17, 2009 at 7:43 pm -      #62

    “Don’t you see?this is perfect.Its deliciously controversial.”
    That’s why it’s trash. A good article can incite discussion without being bluntly and unnecessarily crude. This isn’t humorous, serious, or interesting in any way. It just ticks people off.
    “if anyone i think Mata, Alpha, or L-W should have gotten one before him.”
    Damn straight.

  63. Marche April 17, 2009 at 8:20 pm -      #63

    Well this reminds me of what happened in the halo community.
    People bothered Digitalph33r because he got recon armor before rooster teeth,when they shouldn’t.
    Rob asked for an article,i am sure if anyone else would have asked and presented something in a similar fashion,that person would have gotten it.

  64. EnigmaJ April 17, 2009 at 8:35 pm -      #64

    Wait… I dont understand any of this crap!!!

    This guy gets to post whatever he wants every week now? D=

    Why???

    But seriously, what are these articles going to be about? And whats the point??

  65. Space marine April 17, 2009 at 8:53 pm -      #65

    www.factpile.com/conan-the-barbarian-vs-xena-warrior-princess

    HA! Rob, You’re so Stubborn! This was hilarious.
    ” Well simply put out of everyone on the site I’m the best blogger/pile comment arguer there is on this site.”

    I don’t think spamming Conan wins and attempting to make the xena fans think the thread is over is how we roll here. >.>

  66. swifterdeath April 17, 2009 at 9:36 pm -      #66

    “This isn’t humorous, serious, or interesting in any way. It just ticks people off.”

    oh no its humorous, hes attempting to make something popular. we can laugh at his mistakes, and then kick dirt in his face, and then chop him up into little bite size- nevermind.

  67. Skrunks April 17, 2009 at 10:34 pm -      #67

    I support the idea of L-W making an article, lol. I find myself reading his posts just for his satirical humor. But I bet that someone with L-W’s caliber of intelligence has more important things to do then to write a column on a page like this.

  68. swifterdeath April 17, 2009 at 11:20 pm -      #68

    “People bothered Digitalph33r because he got recon armor before rooster teeth,when they shouldn’t.”

    exept digitalph33r did stuff that was funny, and awsome. (i atleast know his guide to making a machinima was funny…)

    while rob simply presented the idea of making himself look better.

    as well if rooster teeth wanted they could have had recon far before most people. do you not know the part with rooster teeth voices? or on halo 2 the level with hte soda machines that have a rooster on one and a pair of dentures on the other?

    the point is rob isnt going to use it for anything other then his own personal gain.
    id say we start a L-W getting a artical like this but it would depend on L-W wanting to or not.

  69. Thepocalypse April 18, 2009 at 5:57 am -      #69

    “oh no its humorous, hes attempting to make something popular. we can laugh at his mistakes, and then kick dirt in his face, and then chop him up into little bite size- nevermind.”
    That’s what I mean. He didn’t attempt (or maybe he failed at) any form of self parody or playful jabbing at others, he just listed reasons he thought he was awesome. It makes the article a great thing to heckle.

  70. JoshMcFace April 18, 2009 at 7:26 am -      #70

    “You really are stupider than a Hannah Montana fan.”
    Wow, let’s not get too hasty…

  71. swifterdeath April 18, 2009 at 9:34 am -      #71

    “That’s what I mean. He didn’t attempt (or maybe he failed at) any form of self parody or playful jabbing at others, he just listed reasons he thought he was awesome. It makes the article a great thing to heckle.”

    lets just wait till his next artical. if it turns out just as terrible as this, we can insult it and make sure it gets no positive reviews. or if any only a couple, and if its better then this one…then well its still made from rob and we have to make sure it dosent get any good reviews.

    but remember if it dosent go good admin might get rid of it (or hopefully move it to hte forums).

  72. Only the Nose Knows April 18, 2009 at 6:37 pm -      #72

    Factpile users sure PMS a lot. Damn

  73. Thepocalypse April 18, 2009 at 7:00 pm -      #73

    @Only the Nose Knows
    The fudge you talkin’ bout?

  74. apersonthatisnotaperson April 19, 2009 at 1:20 am -      #74

    lol this column’s going to be great expert making statement followed by L-W refuting it followed by a massive argument

    two experts one winner pleas place your bets

  75. Only the Nose Knows April 19, 2009 at 1:57 am -      #75

    Everyone on here freaks out at each other. It makes me lol

  76. Thepocalypse April 19, 2009 at 7:02 am -      #76

    @apersonthatisnotaperson
    L-W doesn’t have to. 99.9% of everything Expertimp says is crap and we all know it the moment we read it.

  77. Thepocalypse April 19, 2009 at 3:18 pm -      #77

    READ THIS COMMENT!!! IT CONTAINS SHAMELESS PLUGS!!!

    If you want something decent to read rather than this junk, head to Articles in the forums and read “Thepocalypse Reviews”. You’ll find 2 film reviews and a game review for your reading pleasure.

  78. Space marine April 20, 2009 at 12:11 am -      #78

    Lol, now you are competing for the love of the factpile readers.

  79. apersonthatisnotaperson April 20, 2009 at 2:04 am -      #79

    @ Thepocalypse
    hahaha so tru

    another question is will ExpertImp go away when he reailzes that 50 or more % of fact pilers don’t like him

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