ExpertZone – “Believe the Hype”
Hi everyone this is “Rob (Expertimp)” or well you can just call me “Expertimp”. And yes it’s true I have my own column on Factpile!!!! Why might you ask?? Well simply put out of everyone on the site I’m the best blogger/pile comment arguer there is on this site.
I did in fact go to the admin and suggest I have my own personal section on the website just like you saw on that little video he made… And after a little exchange of wealth here I am in all my glory. So BOW BEFORE ME MUHAHAHA…. Just kidding…
Every week you will be able to come here and receive the best advice, comments, blog topic, life lessons, discussions, etc… you could ever hope to receive… Just a little something to make your miserable pathetic weekly lives a little bit better.
Now my normal column will go over a range of topics on a weekly basis. Everything from movies, video games, things on TV, etc… That might bring interest to the Fact pile audience. I’ll also reply to questions and comments from readers. Also if you have a topic you’d like to her my thoughts on feel free to ask!
But I’m not going to talk about any of that stuff in my first column. I’ve decided to talk about how I am indeed the best on this entire website. Now there are a few individuals on here who do put up some good fights in regards to their personal opinions regarding different battles on the site. But when they battle with me over the battles of who would win in a given situation. They fail to realize one thing…And that one thing is I could care less what they think. I’m simply on here to state “THE FACTS” of how I see the fights going regardless of what they think. And when I do that these people get all mad and start running there little fingers typing things they would not dare say to me in real life.
Now I will say that certain individuals are very knowledgeable on certain characters more so then I am at times. And I give them credit for arguing those facts. But at times I find these individuals who know so much something that is known as a “FAN BOY”. And I might at times say things that make me sound like I’m being a Fan boy on a subject.
But it’s simply not true at all and in every single battle I always take a look at it with complete and total non Fan boy eyes. Unlike some people who won’t even consider the other fighter because they love there character, game, or whatever so much. That they spit out all these facts to make themselves look or sound good without even thinking.
I just want to challenge these super nerd fan boys to next time they go to type something too actually think about the other contender in the battle. And lay out some proper arguments that make sense for once in their life… Instead of saying something like “Death Stare would kill anyone” gives me a freaking break…
So in conclusion to all of that I just want my admiring fans to know that with my new column I am going to call everything down the middle. With absolutely no fan boy views and I challenge everyone to do the same with every post they make…This is just one of the reason I am the best on this website!! Yes my friends a new day has arrived and a new chapter of FACTPILE has begun. So be sure to check back every week.