Cloverfield Monster (Pic)

Cloverfield Monster

Thank God it wasn’t a close-up shot…

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1,510 Comments on "Cloverfield Monster (Pic)"

  1. tau43 January 16, 2012 at 12:19 am -      #701

    “img718.imageshack.us/img718/7111/spacemarine2.jpg”
    -

  2. tau43 January 16, 2012 at 12:19 am -      #702

    702lb

  3. NEGATIVE-ZERO January 23, 2012 at 1:21 pm -      #703
  4. NEGATIVE-ZERO January 23, 2012 at 11:26 pm -      #704
  5. X January 23, 2012 at 11:40 pm -      #705

    It’s official i’m scarred for life

  6. NEGATIVE-ZERO January 24, 2012 at 2:18 am -      #706
  7. StealthRanger January 24, 2012 at 2:27 am -      #707

    The end
    -
    /finish pic

  8. NEGATIVE-ZERO January 24, 2012 at 11:11 am -      #708

    @StealthRanger
    I felt the picture was complete without “The End”.

  9. NEGATIVE-ZERO January 24, 2012 at 11:46 am -      #709
  10. NEGATIVE-ZERO January 24, 2012 at 12:57 pm -      #710
  11. NEGATIVE-ZERO January 24, 2012 at 1:12 pm -      #711
  12. NEGATIVE-ZERO January 24, 2012 at 11:13 pm -      #712
  13. NEGATIVE-ZERO January 25, 2012 at 12:51 pm -      #713
  14. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 9, 2012 at 4:01 pm -      #714

    Come on guys. Let’s get this convo movin’ again.

  15. SgCombine February 9, 2012 at 4:12 pm -      #716

    slacktory.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/fat_emo-12292.jpeg
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    Oh look, a picture of her from her high school days.

  16. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 9, 2012 at 11:18 pm -      #717

    That’s kinda better.

  17. StealthRanger February 9, 2012 at 11:20 pm -      #718

    Dante solos

  18. Dr. Doctor February 10, 2012 at 3:31 pm -      #719

    The question is, will she blend?

  19. tau43 February 10, 2012 at 3:59 pm -      #720

    If she got lost in the woods the bears would accept her.

  20. Dr. Doctor February 10, 2012 at 4:05 pm -      #721

    If she got lost in the woods, bears would fear her.

  21. tau43 February 10, 2012 at 4:15 pm -      #722

    The Sasquatch would accept her, except Teddy Roosevelt killed them all.
    th06.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2011/053/1/7/teddy_roosevelt_vs__bigfoot_by_sharpwriter-d3a72w4.jpg

  22. Dr. Doctor February 10, 2012 at 4:16 pm -      #723

    Teddy Roosevelt’s bullets can’t penetrate her layer of fat.

  23. tau43 February 10, 2012 at 4:20 pm -      #724
  24. tau43 February 10, 2012 at 4:21 pm -      #725
  25. Dr. Doctor February 10, 2012 at 4:26 pm -      #726

    Franklin would be close, but his lightning would be insulated by her fat.

  26. tau43 February 10, 2012 at 4:36 pm -      #727

    True…True.

  27. StealthRanger February 10, 2012 at 6:07 pm -      #728

    Would Sanit of Killers’ guns be able to pierce all that fat?

  28. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 11, 2012 at 2:00 pm -      #729

    Pick up the pace people.

  29. Xeno Dimentio February 11, 2012 at 5:52 pm -      #730

    I believe Han Solo owes it credits.

  30. Bard. February 11, 2012 at 7:27 pm -      #731

    @Xeno
    Nonono, you’re thinking of Lone Starr.

  31. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 12, 2012 at 12:21 am -      #732

    More.

  32. StealthRanger February 12, 2012 at 12:27 am -      #733

    Bass.exe>The One Above All. Bass is teh most powerful fictional character ever!!!

  33. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 12, 2012 at 12:51 am -      #734

    Whaaa….?

  34. StealthRanger February 12, 2012 at 12:54 am -      #735

    Im imitating DReager

  35. Mister Teal February 12, 2012 at 12:54 am -      #736

    I heard she flashed Whitney Houston.

  36. ZomBlasphemy! February 12, 2012 at 1:00 am -      #737

    Seriously, eight pages? I know you all think she’s fine and all, but come on, she’s out of your league. Just leave it be.

  37. StealthRanger February 12, 2012 at 1:01 am -      #738

    yeah Negative. Jesus

  38. Dr. Lowk McNinja February 12, 2012 at 1:43 am -      #739

    8 pages, da fuck have y’all been talking about? Fat jokes could only have lasted so long.
    ===
    “I heard she flashed Whitney Houston.”
    -
    too soon Teal, too soon.

  39. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 12, 2012 at 1:56 am -      #740

    “Im imitating DReager”
    Ah.
    -
    “I heard she flashed Whitney Houston.”
    Aw snap!
    -
    “Fat jokes could only have lasted so long.”
    This actually has been 8 pages of fat jokes.

  40. StealthRanger February 12, 2012 at 1:58 am -      #741

    “Ah”
    -
    G0ku>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>T3h Dr Wh0-v3rs3!!!!111!!!!!

  41. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 12, 2012 at 1:40 pm -      #742

    She was pretty good in the Olympics……as the polevaulting matt.

  42. Bard. February 12, 2012 at 3:40 pm -      #743

    Well, now we know why dinosaurs are extinct… billions of years ago, she was hungry(er than usual)

  43. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 13, 2012 at 11:35 am -      #744

    She’s the white precious.

  44. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 15, 2012 at 6:00 pm -      #745
  45. Xeno Dimentio February 15, 2012 at 6:52 pm -      #746

    She ate both Pizza the Hutt and Jabba the Hutt in one sitting.

  46. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 15, 2012 at 11:00 pm -      #747

    Without any milk…..

  47. Alpha or Omega February 15, 2012 at 11:05 pm -      #748

    My God, and I thought I’ve seen worse, but this takes the cake. And she probably ate it anyway.

  48. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 15, 2012 at 11:15 pm -      #749

    It was ice cream cake.

  49. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 16, 2012 at 1:15 pm -      #750

    So she walks into a bar…….and then fills up on peanuts.

  50. Dr. Doctor February 16, 2012 at 1:21 pm -      #751

    She ate my next fat joke.

  51. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 17, 2012 at 11:23 am -      #752

    We still got a long ways to go people.

  52. Bard. February 17, 2012 at 12:07 pm -      #753

    f.images.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/14657965.jpg
    HOLY FUCK, IT’S SACREDCOWGIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  53. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 17, 2012 at 10:50 pm -      #754

    Her humps, her humps, her water storing humps.

  54. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 17, 2012 at 10:52 pm -      #755

    “HOLY FUCK, IT’S SACREDCOWGIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
    I was waiting for SOMEBODY to get that.

  55. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 18, 2012 at 9:42 pm -      #756

    Chocolate cake.

  56. StealthRanger February 18, 2012 at 9:46 pm -      #757

    “HOLY FUCK, IT’S SACREDCOWGIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
    -
    I lol’d

  57. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 18, 2012 at 10:04 pm -      #758

    Yeah.

  58. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 19, 2012 at 12:36 pm -      #759

    I heard they kicked her out of Baskin Robin’s.

  59. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 21, 2012 at 11:10 am -      #760

    Any kind of sex with her is unprotected sex.

  60. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 22, 2012 at 12:05 pm -      #761

    I wonder if she would ever have a successful carrer as a stripper?

  61. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 22, 2012 at 12:06 pm -      #762

    *career

  62. Mister Teal February 22, 2012 at 12:07 pm -      #763

    Doubt it. Look what happened to Whitney.

  63. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 22, 2012 at 12:35 pm -      #764

    Yeah, she looked at that fat chick right?

  64. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 23, 2012 at 11:12 am -      #765

    Good time to be Ray Charles right about now.

  65. Mister Teal February 23, 2012 at 11:19 am -      #766

    Nah, the smell got to him back in ’04

  66. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 23, 2012 at 11:41 am -      #767

    Well then I guess that rules out Hellen Keller as well.

  67. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 23, 2012 at 12:26 pm -      #768

    How many more comments do I need to reach my goal?

  68. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 23, 2012 at 2:42 pm -      #769

    So……….

  69. StealthRanger February 23, 2012 at 5:17 pm -      #770

    To pass SW vs Halo and make it to the Top 10?
    -
    As of this comment about um, 1679 comments

  70. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 25, 2012 at 1:07 pm -      #771

    She makes the Nutty Professor look like a regular professor.

  71. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 25, 2012 at 2:04 pm -      #772

    I heard she used to be in Playboy…….

  72. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 26, 2012 at 12:09 pm -      #773

    She was a great actress though. I loved her work in Ghostbusters.

  73. DemonicBounty February 26, 2012 at 12:19 pm -      #774

    *Cloverfield[s]
    Because one field isn’t enough.

  74. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 26, 2012 at 5:09 pm -      #775

    One continent isn’t enough.

  75. Alpha or Omega February 26, 2012 at 5:19 pm -      #776

    Neither is a planet…..
    /
    So why are we making fun of cloverfield?

  76. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 28, 2012 at 11:39 am -      #777

    There was once a place where she got gas from Mexican food. That place is now Death Valley.

  77. Carmine February 28, 2012 at 11:47 am -      #778

    @NEGATIVE-ZERO

    Now we no why there is world hunger

  78. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 28, 2012 at 12:05 pm -      #779

    She could be Rosie O’Donnel’s mom.

  79. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 29, 2012 at 12:05 pm -      #780

    NASA is currently working on a bed sturdy enough for her to sleep on.

  80. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 29, 2012 at 6:19 pm -      #781

    Scientists should take a sample of her blood and see if they can make anti-venom for diabetis.

  81. Bard. February 29, 2012 at 6:29 pm -      #782

    Hey guys…



    SHE’S FAT! HUR HUR HUR!
    Best joke ever.

  82. NEGATIVE-ZERO February 29, 2012 at 6:52 pm -      #783

    She should run for President. Hell, she should run period.

  83. NEGATIVE-ZERO March 1, 2012 at 11:32 am -      #784

    I hear she can get you a good deal on a set of tires…….

  84. Bard. March 1, 2012 at 11:49 am -      #785

    Her last period was had when she sat above a place now known as the red sea.

  85. NEGATIVE-ZERO March 1, 2012 at 12:06 pm -      #786

    She can’t go to zoos without getting tranqued.

  86. NEGATIVE-ZERO March 2, 2012 at 11:22 am -      #787

    Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, until she drinks it all.

  87. NEGATIVE-ZERO March 3, 2012 at 12:27 pm -      #788

    Aqua Teen Hunger Force is practically porn for her.

  88. Mister Teal March 3, 2012 at 2:07 pm -      #789

    I heard she Flashed Breitbart and Davy Jones. 2 for 1 backroom special.

    The room was gigantic, mind you.

  89. tau43 March 4, 2012 at 8:15 pm -      #790

    “Seriously, eight pages? I know you all think she’s fine and all, but come on, she’s out of your league. Just leave it be.”
    NEVAAAARRRRR!!!!
    -
    *Listening to I’m Sexy and I Know It* *Sees picture**never listen to song again.*

  90. NEGATIVE-ZERO March 6, 2012 at 3:29 pm -      #791

    I bet her nickname is Little Debbie.

  91. NEGATIVE-ZERO March 8, 2012 at 11:54 am -      #792

    I mean, LITTLE Debbie…..

  92. NEGATIVE-ZERO March 8, 2012 at 12:08 pm -      #793

    I want to see an elevator that she can squeeze into.

  93. Dr. Doctor March 8, 2012 at 1:00 pm -      #794

    Can we get her to eat Justin Bieber?

  94. NEGATIVE-ZERO March 8, 2012 at 2:43 pm -      #795

    And the Jonahs Brothers, because they all can fit.

  95. Dr. Doctor March 8, 2012 at 3:05 pm -      #796

    Don’t underestimate her, she can eat everyone affiliated with the Disney Channel.

  96. NEGATIVE-ZERO March 8, 2012 at 3:23 pm -      #797

    And MTV……and regular TV.

  97. Dr. Doctor March 8, 2012 at 3:41 pm -      #798

    How long until she eats this thread?

  98. NEGATIVE-ZERO March 8, 2012 at 3:47 pm -      #799

    Until her next bowel movement.

  99. NEGATIVE-ZERO March 8, 2012 at 3:48 pm -      #800

    800th comment.

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