Published on April 12, 2009, by admin - Posted in Stuff 1,510
Thank God it wasn’t a close-up shot…
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She’s so fat, she lactates chocolate milk.
She’s so fat, she actually found the wrong way to eat a Reeses.
I’ll take that as a yes your having fun.
Its over 9000 pounds!!!
She’s so fat, she’s even too heavy to be the bottom of the human pyramid.
She’s so fat, she goes bungie jumping with a steel cable.
Yeah like that cables gonna do any good lol.
She’s so fat, her ass messes with the ocean’s tides.
She’s so fat, she has a crotch-ass.
She’s so fat, all of her rascals sit in the front yard on cinderblocks.
She’s so fat, she flosses with Twizzler strands.
They say Ulfric Stormcloak murdered the High King. He dropped this bitch on him.
Her favorite heroes are Baskin and Robins.
This is what happens when Willy is freed far too many times.
If you think SHE’S big then you should see her penis.
She’s the only one who ever made it to the center of a tootsy pop without chewing it.
I heard she can get you a great deal on tires.
Back when she was a calf, she was really popular in school.
Let it die, let it rest, find another thread to troll. Go work out, as you obviously are an immature dolt with a fat phobia.
I have my own reasons for posting here. None of them have to do with her.
i think i know those reasons
Oh do enlighten me.
I do think you keep on posting this stuff to either entertain yourself or hope somebody likes or jsut maybe you would like to piss of ranger so you can start a flame war again just a guess
I do think that you either want to entertain yourself or hope somebody to laugh at or posts or just maybe hoping you can piss off ranger or anybody again and start a flame war again just guess
I do think that you either want to entertain yourself or hope somebody to laugh at or posts or just maybe hoping you can piss off ranger or anybody again and start a flame war again just guess *just a guess*
He incessantly comments to try to get this thread the most comment in an attempt to spite a long gone troll who bumped this long dead thread
Oh and uh, if he starts a flame war, yeah, he’ll try and play the victim as he always does, like he will now amirite?
Dammit you guys! Can’t see what the fuck is going on because you’re hogging the recent comments!
^Don’t look in my direction
Lol here comes my fan club.
I’m posting to make this the most commented thread on FP. It’s a little goal of mine.
I only post fat jokes to keep it somewhat on topic, nothing against the girl at all.
Who has thread lock abilities?
I (not for the first time) would like to propose one.
No reason to.
Mata can lock threads
+1 for a lock
There’s a TOY??
where is mata anyways havent seen him psot for a long time
“I much rather him derail a thread that has no real point to begin with, than grabing a debate as the alternative.”
-From Mata himself on that gay little flamebait thread.
Now if you guys are done bitching like a bunch of virgins about how you don’t like seeing this thread in the latest comments, perhaps you could tuck your tail’s in and scoot along to your preffered threads the manual way via the search bar.
She’s a big fan of the Beastie Boys, even gave a private dance to Adam.
This what happens when they try using growth stims on Snorlax.
I heard that if she falls in a forest and nobody is around to hear it, she doesn’t make a sound.
But she does make a crater.
And an earthquake.
Good fucking riddance.
Anyway, she one climbed Mt. Killamanjaro…..and be climb I mean she ate it.
This thread is cool, and by cool, she ate ice cream armies!
You can say that again!
Her very presence causes chaos via the chaotic Ice that she generates from all that Ice Cream!
Nah, she generates a lot of heavy breathing and clogged elevators.
Cuz she fat and stuff.
Something tells me that no one would be in lesbians with that idea, right?
With her? Prolly not lol.
Who would have thought it figures?
Meantime, care to check back on Daffy vs Donald?
I’ll give it a look sometime today.
Meantime, shall we plan out Bayonetta getting the award in Dante vs Bayo, then?
She’s so Phat, she easily solos DMC Dante!
She’s so Fat, she even managed to cause Harry Dresden fits and might even be able to beat him in kombat, depending on how such a match would work out!
She’s so Fat, Pyramid Head couldn’t beat her, nor could she beat Pyramid Head, either.
She’s so fat, she solos Dante’s Shop!
She is so Phat, she automatically wins the 300 armies their match against Mortal Kombat if she were allowed!
She’s so fat, she crushes Chuck Inglish with her pinky-nail via power-blitz!
She’s so Fat, she’s essentially the Anchor to this very site’s survival where it’d otherwise take the waterfall of a flaming demise.
She’s so fat, she can even dispose of an Electric Boogaloo via defying gravity!
She’s so fat, she deadlocks Bayonetta to boot!
She’s so phat, she even helps Morbus of Disturbed lead armies!!!
Oh my, this was quite an unexpected turn of events ^.^
Tell me about it, I never felt I had such a plethora of bright ideas in a long while, really.
So shall we begin on expansion, then? ^_^’
She’s so Fat, it makes it questionable if the Dragonborn can even Dragonshout her to some other area!
She’s so phat, she even helps Link go into battle with more armies and brings him literal guns!
She’s so Phat, she suspends disbelief all on her own!
She’s so Phat, she believes she can fly!
May I ask why you alternate between using fat and phat? I thought I was seeing a pattern there for a moment but now its just kind of mixy, mushy, wobbly, “insert dr. who quote here” thing.
To keep things interesting and make sure things don’t suddenly go boring on us, is all.
That and it helps me stay sane.
“helps me stay sane.”
I heard meditating helps with that too, maybe you might like to try it? Though personally I tried it and found it rather difficult to keep my mind cleared for more than a minute. That and sitting cross legged for more than 15 minutes is a drag.
I’m just taking a method and trying it, if it suddenly fails me I’ll just admit it did and find another.
Above all, I don’t try something I’ll go insane anyway.
Anywho, She’s so fat, she can destroy rationality and drive us all insane!
She’s so fat, Dante’s enemies would make a run for it unless they were Vergil/Nelo Angelo, really.
Also, she’s so phat, she easily solos the series-that-must-not-be-named, among other things.
She’s so Phat, she destroyed the machinery that pervades most factpile matches!
That lady in the pic is a good friend of mine. And she is one of the nicest people I have ever met. Her and her family basically adopted me and helped me through some very bad times. Also it’s not a giant Slim Jim in the picture it is some kind of fireworks.
This is pretty much why she can destroy the One-winged Angel with just her pinky nail, if she gets the chance to catch him.
I have no idea what you are talking about.
Where do you wish to expand on discussions regarding this particular pic?
I am all ears, if you’re ready to list it out.
I think Newt cox is asking you to stop making fun of the girl in the picture. TBH the thread has died off anyway hon.
Don’t worry most people don’t understand cross either xD
“Don’t worry most people don’t understand cross either xD”
“TBH the thread has died off anyway hon”
Aww, but I wasn’t trying to make fun of her so much as I was trying to contemplate Badass ideas with her involved. T_T
Thing that gets me laughing about Newt Cox is that he/she/it said pretty much exactly what the last person said.
How so, Doc?
There were several people who came here and said they “know the girl in the pic”, the argued a bit about it, then left returning with a new name saying the same thing. Their just trying to troll.
You will notice unlike the other people defending the lady,I can actually spell. And have a grasp on grammer. I am not trying to troll at all. Shit I have know that lady since 2000. She used to live in Port Arthur Texas and now lives in Houston.
@Combine + Newt
I wasn’t trying to troll at all nor was I accusing anyone of lying at all, I was just trying to contemplate on the badass things she’s capable of, is all.
Anyway, The Cloverfield Monster is So Fat, she has the Built-up Badassery to crush the One-Winged Angel if need be.
I wasn’t trying to offend the lady, I was trying to note on her Badassitude, which is so ludicrously above 90% of 40K its not funny.
Anyone who could smash 90% of 40K, or at least weed the weak among its fandom’s factpile branch, deserves kudos from me.
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