Cloverfield Monster (Pic)

Cloverfield Monster

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1,510 Comments on "Cloverfield Monster (Pic)"

  1. Negative Zero April 24, 2012 at 10:23 pm -      #1401

    She’s so fat, she lactates chocolate milk.

  2. Negative Zero April 24, 2012 at 10:26 pm -      #1402

    She’s so fat, she actually found the wrong way to eat a Reeses.

  3. The King of Heroes April 24, 2012 at 10:27 pm -      #1403

    I’ll take that as a yes your having fun.

  4. Commander Cross April 24, 2012 at 10:29 pm -      #1404

    @TkoH

    Its over 9000 pounds!!!

  5. Negative Zero April 24, 2012 at 10:29 pm -      #1405

    She’s so fat, she’s even too heavy to be the bottom of the human pyramid.

  6. Negative Zero April 24, 2012 at 10:33 pm -      #1406

    She’s so fat, she goes bungie jumping with a steel cable.

  7. Negative Zero April 24, 2012 at 10:36 pm -      #1407

    Yeah like that cables gonna do any good lol.

  8. Negative Zero April 24, 2012 at 10:39 pm -      #1408

    She’s so fat, her ass messes with the ocean’s tides.

  9. Negative Zero April 24, 2012 at 10:43 pm -      #1409

    She’s so fat, she has a crotch-ass.

  10. Negative Zero April 24, 2012 at 10:47 pm -      #1410

    She’s so fat, all of her rascals sit in the front yard on cinderblocks.

  11. Negative Zero April 24, 2012 at 10:49 pm -      #1411

    She’s so fat, she flosses with Twizzler strands.

  12. Negative Zero April 24, 2012 at 11:07 pm -      #1412

    They say Ulfric Stormcloak murdered the High King. He dropped this bitch on him.

  13. Negative Zero April 26, 2012 at 9:47 pm -      #1413

    Her favorite heroes are Baskin and Robins.

  14. Negative Zero April 29, 2012 at 1:01 pm -      #1414

    This is what happens when Willy is freed far too many times.

  15. Negative Zero April 29, 2012 at 1:12 pm -      #1415

    If you think SHE’S big then you should see her penis.

  16. Negative Zero April 29, 2012 at 1:23 pm -      #1416

    She’s the only one who ever made it to the center of a tootsy pop without chewing it.

  17. Negative Zero April 29, 2012 at 1:25 pm -      #1417

    I heard she can get you a great deal on tires.

  18. Negative Zero April 29, 2012 at 1:33 pm -      #1418

    Back when she was a calf, she was really popular in school.

  19. Negative Zero April 30, 2012 at 2:11 am -      #1419
  20. Negative Zero April 30, 2012 at 2:12 am -      #1420
  21. Negative Zero April 30, 2012 at 2:14 am -      #1421
  22. Negative Zero April 30, 2012 at 2:17 am -      #1422
  23. Negative Zero April 30, 2012 at 2:18 am -      #1423
  24. Messmaker April 30, 2012 at 2:19 am -      #1424

    Dude, seriously?
    -
    Let it die, let it rest, find another thread to troll. Go work out, as you obviously are an immature dolt with a fat phobia.
    CHILL

  25. Negative Zero April 30, 2012 at 2:22 am -      #1425
  26. Negative Zero April 30, 2012 at 2:22 am -      #1426

    @Messmaker
    I have my own reasons for posting here. None of them have to do with her.

  27. FactBehemoth April 30, 2012 at 2:23 am -      #1427

    i think i know those reasons

  28. Negative Zero April 30, 2012 at 2:24 am -      #1428
  29. Negative Zero April 30, 2012 at 2:25 am -      #1429

    @Fact Behemoth
    Oh do enlighten me.

  30. Negative Zero April 30, 2012 at 2:30 am -      #1430
  31. Negative Zero April 30, 2012 at 2:34 am -      #1431
  32. FactBehemoth April 30, 2012 at 2:35 am -      #1432

    I do think you keep on posting this stuff to either entertain yourself or hope somebody likes or jsut maybe you would like to piss of ranger so you can start a flame war again just a guess

  33. FactBehemoth April 30, 2012 at 2:36 am -      #1433

    I do think that you either want to entertain yourself or hope somebody to laugh at or posts or just maybe hoping you can piss off ranger or anybody again and start a flame war again just guess

  34. FactBehemoth April 30, 2012 at 2:41 am -      #1434

    I do think that you either want to entertain yourself or hope somebody to laugh at or posts or just maybe hoping you can piss off ranger or anybody again and start a flame war again just guess *just a guess*

  35. StealthRanger April 30, 2012 at 2:43 am -      #1435

    He incessantly comments to try to get this thread the most comment in an attempt to spite a long gone troll who bumped this long dead thread

  36. StealthRanger April 30, 2012 at 2:44 am -      #1436

    Oh and uh, if he starts a flame war, yeah, he’ll try and play the victim as he always does, like he will now amirite?

  37. Darthgrim April 30, 2012 at 2:45 am -      #1437

    Dammit you guys! Can’t see what the fuck is going on because you’re hogging the recent comments!

  38. StealthRanger April 30, 2012 at 2:46 am -      #1438

    ^Don’t look in my direction

  39. Negative Zero April 30, 2012 at 2:48 am -      #1439

    Lol here comes my fan club.
    -
    I’m posting to make this the most commented thread on FP. It’s a little goal of mine.
    -
    I only post fat jokes to keep it somewhat on topic, nothing against the girl at all.

  40. Messmaker April 30, 2012 at 2:49 am -      #1440

    Who has thread lock abilities?
    -
    I (not for the first time) would like to propose one.

  41. Negative Zero April 30, 2012 at 2:54 am -      #1441

    No reason to.

  42. StealthRanger April 30, 2012 at 2:54 am -      #1442

    @Messmaker
    Mata can lock threads
    -
    +1 for a lock
    -
    and uh
    -
    dontdrinkbeer.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/1595201-oh_look_its_this_thread_again_super.jpg

  43. Messmaker April 30, 2012 at 3:00 am -      #1443
  44. FactBehemoth April 30, 2012 at 3:03 am -      #1444

    where is mata anyways havent seen him psot for a long time

  45. Negative Zero April 30, 2012 at 3:03 am -      #1445

    www.factpiletopia.com/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=33809&hilit=cloverfield
    “I much rather him derail a thread that has no real point to begin with, than grabing a debate as the alternative.”
    -From Mata himself on that gay little flamebait thread.
    -
    So uh…yeah…..
    ——————–/´ ¯/)
    ——————-/—-/
    ——————/—-/
    —————–/—-/
    —————-/—-/
    ———–/´¯/’–’/´¯`·_
    ———-/’/–/—-/—–/¨¯\
    ——–(‘(———- ¯~/’–’)
    ———\————-’—–/
    ———-’\’————_-·´
    ————\———–(
    ————-\———–\
    -
    Now if you guys are done bitching like a bunch of virgins about how you don’t like seeing this thread in the latest comments, perhaps you could tuck your tail’s in and scoot along to your preffered threads the manual way via the search bar.

  46. Mister Teal May 5, 2012 at 11:35 am -      #1446

    She’s a big fan of the Beastie Boys, even gave a private dance to Adam.

  47. tau43 May 5, 2012 at 12:11 pm -      #1447

    This what happens when they try using growth stims on Snorlax.

  48. Negative Zero May 5, 2012 at 1:33 pm -      #1448

    I heard that if she falls in a forest and nobody is around to hear it, she doesn’t make a sound.

  49. Mister Teal May 5, 2012 at 2:19 pm -      #1449

    But she does make a crater.

  50. Negative Zero May 5, 2012 at 2:26 pm -      #1450

    And an earthquake.

  51. Negative Zero May 12, 2012 at 12:38 pm -      #1451

    www.factpiletopia.com/viewtopic.php?f=73&t=34523
    Good fucking riddance.
    -
    Anyway, she one climbed Mt. Killamanjaro…..and be climb I mean she ate it.

  52. Negative Zero May 12, 2012 at 12:39 pm -      #1452

    *by climb

  53. Commander Cross May 12, 2012 at 12:39 pm -      #1453

    This thread is cool, and by cool, she ate ice cream armies!

  54. Negative Zero May 12, 2012 at 12:43 pm -      #1454

    @Cross
    Lol.

  55. Commander Cross May 12, 2012 at 12:46 pm -      #1455

    @Officer N.Z

    You can say that again!
    Her very presence causes chaos via the chaotic Ice that she generates from all that Ice Cream! :cool:

  56. Negative Zero May 12, 2012 at 12:58 pm -      #1456

    Nah, she generates a lot of heavy breathing and clogged elevators.

  57. Commander Cross May 12, 2012 at 12:59 pm -      #1457

    @Officer N.Z

    How so?

  58. Negative Zero May 12, 2012 at 4:21 pm -      #1458

    Cuz she fat and stuff.

  59. Commander Cross May 12, 2012 at 4:22 pm -      #1459

    Something tells me that no one would be in lesbians with that idea, right?

  60. Negative Zero May 12, 2012 at 4:27 pm -      #1460

    With her? Prolly not lol.

  61. Commander Cross May 12, 2012 at 4:29 pm -      #1461

    @Officer N.Z

    Who would have thought it figures?
    Meantime, care to check back on Daffy vs Donald?

  62. Negative Zero May 12, 2012 at 4:40 pm -      #1462

    I’ll give it a look sometime today.

  63. Commander Cross May 12, 2012 at 4:42 pm -      #1463

    @Officer N.Z

    Thanks.
    Meantime, shall we plan out Bayonetta getting the award in Dante vs Bayo, then?

  64. Commander Cross June 17, 2012 at 1:47 am -      #1464

    She’s so Phat, she easily solos DMC Dante! :cool:

  65. Commander Cross June 17, 2012 at 12:43 pm -      #1465

    She’s so Fat, she even managed to cause Harry Dresden fits and might even be able to beat him in kombat, depending on how such a match would work out! :cool:

  66. Commander Cross June 17, 2012 at 12:46 pm -      #1466

    She’s so Fat, Pyramid Head couldn’t beat her, nor could she beat Pyramid Head, either. :cool:

  67. Commander Cross June 17, 2012 at 12:49 pm -      #1467

    She’s so fat, she solos Dante’s Shop!

  68. Commander Cross June 17, 2012 at 1:23 pm -      #1468

    She is so Phat, she automatically wins the 300 armies their match against Mortal Kombat if she were allowed!

  69. Commander Cross June 17, 2012 at 1:30 pm -      #1469

    She’s so fat, she crushes Chuck Inglish with her pinky-nail via power-blitz!

  70. Commander Cross June 17, 2012 at 1:38 pm -      #1470

    She’s so Fat, she’s essentially the Anchor to this very site’s survival where it’d otherwise take the waterfall of a flaming demise. :cool:

  71. Commander Cross June 17, 2012 at 1:41 pm -      #1471

    She’s so fat, she can even dispose of an Electric Boogaloo via defying gravity!

  72. Commander Cross June 17, 2012 at 1:48 pm -      #1472

    She’s so fat, she deadlocks Bayonetta to boot!

  73. Commander Cross June 17, 2012 at 1:53 pm -      #1473

    She’s so phat, she even helps Morbus of Disturbed lead armies!!!

  74. SgCombine June 17, 2012 at 2:31 pm -      #1474

    ^
    Oh my, this was quite an unexpected turn of events ^.^

  75. Commander Cross June 17, 2012 at 2:34 pm -      #1475

    @SgCombine

    Tell me about it, I never felt I had such a plethora of bright ideas in a long while, really. :cool:

    So shall we begin on expansion, then? ^_^’

    She’s so Fat, it makes it questionable if the Dragonborn can even Dragonshout her to some other area! :cool:

  76. Commander Cross June 17, 2012 at 2:38 pm -      #1476

    She’s so phat, she even helps Link go into battle with more armies and brings him literal guns!

  77. Commander Cross June 17, 2012 at 3:35 pm -      #1477

    She’s so Phat, she suspends disbelief all on her own!

  78. Commander Cross June 17, 2012 at 4:00 pm -      #1478

    She’s so Phat, she believes she can fly!

  79. SgCombine June 17, 2012 at 4:01 pm -      #1479

    @Cross
    May I ask why you alternate between using fat and phat? I thought I was seeing a pattern there for a moment but now its just kind of mixy, mushy, wobbly, “insert dr. who quote here” thing.

  80. Commander Cross June 17, 2012 at 4:17 pm -      #1480

    @Combine

    To keep things interesting and make sure things don’t suddenly go boring on us, is all. :lol:
    That and it helps me stay sane.

  81. SgCombine June 17, 2012 at 4:28 pm -      #1481

    @Cross
    “helps me stay sane.”
    -
    I heard meditating helps with that too, maybe you might like to try it? Though personally I tried it and found it rather difficult to keep my mind cleared for more than a minute. That and sitting cross legged for more than 15 minutes is a drag.

  82. Commander Cross June 17, 2012 at 4:36 pm -      #1482

    @Combine

    Perhaps.
    I’m just taking a method and trying it, if it suddenly fails me I’ll just admit it did and find another.
    Above all, I don’t try something I’ll go insane anyway.

    Anywho, She’s so fat, she can destroy rationality and drive us all insane!

  83. Commander Cross June 17, 2012 at 5:00 pm -      #1483

    She’s so fat, Dante’s enemies would make a run for it unless they were Vergil/Nelo Angelo, really. :cool:

  84. Commander Cross June 17, 2012 at 6:16 pm -      #1484

    Also, she’s so phat, she easily solos the series-that-must-not-be-named, among other things.

  85. Commander Cross June 20, 2012 at 8:01 pm -      #1485

    She’s so Phat, she destroyed the machinery that pervades most factpile matches! :cool:

  86. Newt_Cox June 28, 2012 at 8:48 pm -      #1486

    That lady in the pic is a good friend of mine. And she is one of the nicest people I have ever met. Her and her family basically adopted me and helped me through some very bad times. Also it’s not a giant Slim Jim in the picture it is some kind of fireworks.

  87. Commander Cross June 28, 2012 at 8:51 pm -      #1487

    @Newt

    This is pretty much why she can destroy the One-winged Angel with just her pinky nail, if she gets the chance to catch him.

  88. Newt_Cox June 28, 2012 at 9:01 pm -      #1488

    @Commander Cross

    I have no idea what you are talking about.

  89. Commander Cross June 28, 2012 at 9:08 pm -      #1489

    @Newt

    Where do you wish to expand on discussions regarding this particular pic?
    I am all ears, if you’re ready to list it out.

  90. Ruliya June 28, 2012 at 9:12 pm -      #1490

    @CC
    I think Newt cox is asking you to stop making fun of the girl in the picture. TBH the thread has died off anyway hon.
    __
    @Newt
    Don’t worry most people don’t understand cross either xD

  91. StealthRanger June 28, 2012 at 9:13 pm -      #1491

    “Don’t worry most people don’t understand cross either xD”
    -
    Does anyone?
    -
    “TBH the thread has died off anyway hon”
    -
    This

  92. Commander Cross June 28, 2012 at 9:23 pm -      #1492

    @Madamoiselle :P

    Aww, but I wasn’t trying to make fun of her so much as I was trying to contemplate Badass ideas with her involved. T_T

  93. Dr. Doctor June 28, 2012 at 11:21 pm -      #1493

    Thing that gets me laughing about Newt Cox is that he/she/it said pretty much exactly what the last person said.

  94. Commander Cross June 29, 2012 at 5:19 pm -      #1494

    @Dr. Doctor

    How so, Doc? :?

  95. SgCombine June 29, 2012 at 6:00 pm -      #1495

    @CC
    There were several people who came here and said they “know the girl in the pic”, the argued a bit about it, then left returning with a new name saying the same thing. Their just trying to troll.

  96. Newt_Cox June 29, 2012 at 11:14 pm -      #1496

    You will notice unlike the other people defending the lady,I can actually spell. And have a grasp on grammer. I am not trying to troll at all. Shit I have know that lady since 2000. She used to live in Port Arthur Texas and now lives in Houston.

  97. Commander Cross June 29, 2012 at 11:23 pm -      #1497

    @Combine + Newt

    I wasn’t trying to troll at all nor was I accusing anyone of lying at all, I was just trying to contemplate on the badass things she’s capable of, is all.

  98. Commander Cross July 28, 2012 at 12:35 am -      #1498

    Anyway, The Cloverfield Monster is So Fat, she has the Built-up Badassery to crush the One-Winged Angel if need be.

  99. Commander Cross July 28, 2012 at 12:39 am -      #1499

    @Newt

    I wasn’t trying to offend the lady, I was trying to note on her Badassitude, which is so ludicrously above 90% of 40K its not funny.

  100. Commander Cross July 28, 2012 at 12:41 am -      #1500

    Anyone who could smash 90% of 40K, or at least weed the weak among its fandom’s factpile branch, deserves kudos from me.

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