Here’s a first for this site. This match will put the guitar skills (don’t ask how that would be determined) of the two against each other in a battle of who can play the axe better.
For this match the three songs to be played are:
Devil Went Down to Georgia
Freak on a Leash
Sharp Dressed Man
Who’s gonna win this match?
MC because a gravity hammer will kill a chaos marine instantly
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*covers mic and whispers to aide*
My party has no comment…
Master Chief. The CSM will squish the guitar by accident.
MC seems more nimble at this sort of thing so I’d say him
@ sangheli_special_ops_elite:
Not a deathmatch, and if it was, MC would lose, badly.
But I agree, I think MC is far more sophisticated for this sort of thing.
I………
……….I don’t get it.
“MC because a gravity hammer will kill a chaos marine instantly”
i laughed at this in more ways than one.
The Chaos Space Marine seems more…guitar-ish to me…
“MC because a gravity hammer will kill a chaos marine instantly”
This is the result of a nation depriving the next generation of even the basic standards of education, literacy usually being the first and most crucial casualty of the war.
I pity you sangheli_special_ops_elite.
Lol, one of mine. Maybe MC, But then the chaos space marine would own him for that..
Post number 1 is a definition of the word ‘fail’.
Anyway, I can see MC winning the guitar battle, as his hands are still small enough to correctly hold the damned thing. The Chaos Marine on the other hand, would see it as a waste of time, crush the guitar to dust, and blast MC to dust for fun afterwards.
“MC because a gravity hammer will kill a chaos marine instantly”
Fail, The chaos space marine will break Masterchiefs neck with the guitar.
The only music Space Marines hear are hymns sung in the praise of the Emperor, whereas atleast some semblance of guitar music exists around the time of the Human-Covenant war.
However because neither have any actual training with the instrument your going to get the same effect as giving a guitar to a caveman, they are just going to look it funny then go on to something more important…or use it as a weapon.
Both might be very able to learn the instrument (Space Marines probably moreso) but that’s not part of the argument…is it?
Space Marine: In what way is this serving the Emperor?
Admin:We…We’re just having fun…
Master Chief: Yeah! Just relax…
Space Marine: QUIET! Speak only when spoken to *little* man! Once again, how am I serving the Emperor with this feeble contraption?
Master Chief: What Emperor?
Admin: Shhh!
Space Marine: You shall both suffer as Heretics!
*Revs Chainblade*
Given how there are actually Chaos Space Marines that make use of instruments in actual combat, I say this is a Noise Marine. In which case MC would get schooled in more ways than one.
Lets have them play through fire and flames. The GH song that separates the boys from the men.
Idk much about Warhammer, but “Chaos” Space Marines should be able to rock until he raises Hell!
Guitar Halo ftw
Well Space Marine may look like an awsome guitar player, his fingers are practically the size of a guitar. Looks like MC has this one.
I wonder if Cortana could help him here… lol
Likewise the Marine could summon the Chaos God of ROCK!
Rock for the rock God!
Oh Cody, you don’t even own RB or GH. You have no say.
“I wonder if Cortana could help him here… lol”
Cage dancer… Nuff said.
CSM:the damned buttons are too samll!!!
MC:calm down its just a game
CSM:to hell with this infernal game (unloads bolter into T.V.)
moral of the story:chaos space marines don’t take defeat well especially kharn
Kharn has been defeated?
Lets have them play through fire and flames.
I can play it on medium!
Hay GUISE! Charlie the Unicorn 3 is out! go on, Watch it…..But watch out for the Narwhales and ble ble ble’s.
Cortna would look up the dirctions and tell mc. Then mc would be able to get about 100 points before the space marine blasted everything within one light year away. Winner: Mc….. Kinda a….
“Rock for the rock God!”
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Lol loctus. AHAHAHAHAHAH!
LOL! I watched Charlie The Unicorn 3 ****Spioler***** charlie finds his kidney.
back to the discusion. I don’t think they make guitars that size and with MC’s reflexes I think it would be pretty easy. If tings didnt work out Cortna could hack the game and make him win. Alls fair in love and war.
@Locutus
ROFL!!!
That Doomrider pic is great!
“MC because a gravity hammer will kill a chaos marine instantly”
This one of the most awesome comments on this site.
Awesome in the sense that it is the literal definition of EPIC FAIL. Not epic fail, but EPIC FAIL. It brings a tear to my eye, I never thought I’d see the day.
NO…..
Chaos Space Marine would design a badass guitar to play so he could represent the Imperium in GH and play Raining Blood by Slayer one handed and giving the metalfingers with the other.
God…that would be so badass to see in a pic, wouldn’t it??
And if he gets less than 100% on Expert, he is executed for failing the Emperor.
Well this picture shows a space marine wielding a guitar….
that shoots bullets!
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So I’d say the Chaos Space marine would win?
“Awesome in the sense that it is the literal definition of EPIC FAIL. Not epic fail, but EPIC FAIL. It brings a tear to my eye, I never thought I’d see the day.”
I vote the word FAILTACULAR For this certain event.
Okay what’s next, Kharn VS Dr. Manhattan at Mario Kart?
“Okay what’s next, Kharn VS Dr. Manhattan at Mario Kart?”
Ohhhhh! That sounds good….
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ROCK FOR THE ROCK GOD!
And like-wise
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Rock for the rock god!
Even the Orkz can ROCK!
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well….
Dr manhattan could just teleport to the finish line a million times,or swarm kharns kart with a dozen clones,or just make his kart disappear.
Locutus…that pic is badass!! lol
“Dr manhattan could just teleport to the finish line a million times,or swarm kharns kart with a dozen clones,or just make his kart disappear.”
…
DAMN!
Kharn has been defeated
not in 1 on 1 but on the attack of the emperors palace I think he was cought by gunfire and killed please correct me if im wrong I just know he was killed at the emperors palace
During the infighting on Isstvan III, Khârn was believed killed in action while fighting Garviel Loken of the Luna Wolves, a loyalist determined to stop Horus from attacking Terra by holding his former legion. Khârn engaged in close combat with Loken, only to be thrown against the dozer blades of a nearby vehicle, impaling his chest. It was believed that the blow was fatal, but this has been proven wrong.
During the Heresy and the culminating siege of the Imperial Palace, he was at the forefront of every assault. At the Heresy’s defeat, Khârn already lay dead upon a mound of corpses at the walls of the Inner Palace. His fellow World Eaters carried his corpse away with them as they fought their way back to their ships. Once on board they discovered that by some dark miracle Khârn still lived.
Whether Khorne himself breathed life back into the berserker’s body or whether the relentless clamor of battle revived his blood lusting spirit remains a mystery, but since the Heresy Khârn has survived the bloodiest battles to the current age and never came so close to death again.
well the chaos looks metal. but yea i do not get this…. if they where fighting mc would be liked ohhhh….i don’t know…….pwnd.
p.s to all MC fan boys mc is not god nor invensabal.
got that?
the chaos or even the warhammer univers is strong the orks them self can pwn halo world but they are not invenabal
invensabal
invenabal
I have searched and searched, and I cannot find the meaning of these words. Are these important word in your language of English?
I cannot translate from my native Spanish tongue.
PLEASE, someone help me. I feel lost!
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/facepalm
“invensabal.”
…What?
invensabal=invincible( i think)
in-ven-sa-bal,well its broken english i guess.
“well its broken english i guess.”
More like broken cerebral cortex.
Now I’m not so sure my mesage on post 48 came across clearly. I guess I wasn’t mashing my Sarcasm button hard enough.
“More like broken cerebral cortex.”
haha.
a noise marine will win hands down there good musicians horrible singers they even use singing as a weapon (doom siren)
every chapter has some sort of initiation to be accepted i wonder if completing guitar hero was the chapter initiation for them
Cortana will hack it for MC and make his score infinate.
“Cortana will hack it for MC and make his score infinate”
And then the space Marine will hack MC in half
Invensabal? Does he mean invincible?
*And then the space Marine will hack MC in half*
Nice one lol.
I only speak the truth
No kidding. CSM looks pretty bad-ass. I think it would take like 5 rockets, 5 fuel rods, 3 SPARTAN laser shots, or 4 hits from the grav-hammer to cripple that thing.
Depends if it is a Slaneeshi marine.
Noise marines are rockers at heart, their music just happends to be loud enough to be lethal.
Noise Marine picks up guitar and looks it over
NM: …. this is a piece of shit… SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND.
Noise Marine picks up his noise gun and rocks out a tune so awesome and loud that MC’s head explodes.
masterchiefs plasma shield would stop him from touching the buttons…
New Song List:
Halo Theme Mjolnir Mix
Operation Ground and Pound
I Am Murloc
How will the shilds stop him from pressing the buttons? He pulls triggers and presses buttons all the time.
MC has this one in the bag I mean his reflexes are like that of a cat and thats just without the armor
“MC has this one in the bag I mean his reflexes are like that of a cat and thats just without the armor.”
A Space Marine’s reflexes are far more superior.
For some reason I can imagine all Chaos Marines being trained on how to thrash out to heavy metal music.
I could see Master Chief getting frustrated, then get pissed and sticks a sticky on Chaos Marine… then teabags him… and some…
Except for the fact a grenade would do jack shit to chaos marine armour.
never thought i’s see the day when L-W left short comments
The chaos space marine has got this… he uses sound, to kill people.
For awhile now, it usually seems i get the last word on these things….. THX 4 PROVING ME WRONG BUTTHOLES
The sad thing else,Both of them couldn’t get 100% on through the fire and flames(On the hardest difficulty.)
Chaos. No doubt about it. He would kill MC before they played the first note.
DUH!!!!
The CSM would call forth the power of chaos to smite MC and bring out his personal chaos axe and play a song rising a army of blood letters that would sluaghter all in the halo world, worshippers of the emperor beware chaos is marching!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is obvious, they would be rocking out, competing, almost finishing the list, when suddenly… Plaguebearer command squad comes out, and kills them, then opens the disk tray, and puts in Mark of Chaos
Winner- CHAOS! (not marine, Deamons kill everything!)
master chief has a quick trigger finger, that might get him the win.
Lol a noise marine could play through the fire and the flames on expert one-handed and then burst chiefs eardrums and head.
“then burst chiefs eardrums and head.”
Chief’s helmet, allows him to filter sound, so his eardrums won’t burst.
Unless it puts up a sound proof bubble around him he’s going to get demolished filtering out some sound isn’t going to help…
We need more of these matches.
Chaos Space Marine ftw!
@Soldier’s Shadow
I kind of happen to be planning matches like these, in fact, except I’m so far plotting out Harry James Potter vs Amuro Ray in Chess and other Board Games, at the moment.
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Master Chief for the win!!
Death to the False Emperor!
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But srsly Chaos Space marine winz
Yes but do either of them know how to play the song for them to win?
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“Devil Went Down to Georgia
Freak on a Leash
Sharp Dressed Man”
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I don’t think they don’t know any of the songs so…. tie.
It would most likely be a Noise Marine, and he would most likely win… probably something like this
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(MC is watching NM play Through the Fire and the Flames on expert)
MC: Uhh… what are you doing?
NM: What?
MC: Shouldn’t you be focusing on playing?
NM: Dude, this song goes by so slow, I needed to do something to liven it up. I mean look, my ears arent even bleeding…
MC: Yeah, but…
NM: Dude, you’re killing my high…
(It should be noted at this point that the NM is simultaneously playing on expert, being pleasured and partially skinned by a Daemonette, while doing a line of cocaine off of it’s back and swallowing about 50 tabs of acid)
MC: How can you handle all that?
NM: This is nothing, you should see one of Doomrider’s parties. Off. The. Fucking. Chain!
(NM finishes with a perfect score, kills MC, and takes Cortana’s chip to the Dark Mechanicum to see if they can make a machine that allows one to bang a hologram)
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…. seriously … … …. …. WHAT THE **** ??
That’s Slaanesh for ya, it’s all about the next high, what might get a normal human off would become boring for a follower of the Dark Prince(or the God of Excess, or She-Who-Thirsts, and yes, Slaanesh is a trap with a capital T.) In fact, what I posted is relatively tame compared to some slaanesh cult feats. They ground the population of either a planet or city into a drug. one of their Daemonic units can kill you with its tongue, which is coated in a poison that basically overloads your pleasure center. and they have guns that shoot SOUND WAVES that will MELT YOUR BRAIN FROM ABOUT 100 METERS!
Noise Marines. Pretty much sums it up.