Master Chief Vs Chaos Space Marine: Guitar Battle

Chaos Space Marine Vs Master Chief

Here’s a first for this site. This match will put the guitar skills (don’t ask how that would be determined) of the two against each other in a battle of who can play the axe better.

For this match the three songs to be played are:

Devil Went Down to Georgia
Freak on a Leash
Sharp Dressed Man

Who’s gonna win this match?

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90 Comments on "Master Chief Vs Chaos Space Marine: Guitar Battle"

  1. sangheli_special_ops_elite April 10, 2009 at 4:52 am -      #1

    MC because a gravity hammer will kill a chaos marine instantly

  2. AlphaCommando April 10, 2009 at 6:17 am -      #2

    …..

    *covers mic and whispers to aide*

    My party has no comment…

  3. Thepocalypse April 10, 2009 at 7:05 am -      #3

    Master Chief. The CSM will squish the guitar by accident.

  4. Baron Somebody April 10, 2009 at 8:08 am -      #4

    MC seems more nimble at this sort of thing so I’d say him

  5. Megafire April 10, 2009 at 8:56 am -      #5

    @ sangheli_special_ops_elite:

    Not a deathmatch, and if it was, MC would lose, badly.

    But I agree, I think MC is far more sophisticated for this sort of thing.

  6. Matapiojo April 10, 2009 at 9:06 am -      #6

    I………

    ……….I don’t get it.

  7. marche April 10, 2009 at 9:19 am -      #7

    “MC because a gravity hammer will kill a chaos marine instantly”
    i laughed at this in more ways than one.

  8. Albert Wikowonkavitz April 10, 2009 at 9:27 am -      #8

    The Chaos Space Marine seems more…guitar-ish to me…

  9. L-W April 10, 2009 at 9:29 am -      #9

    “MC because a gravity hammer will kill a chaos marine instantly”

    This is the result of a nation depriving the next generation of even the basic standards of education, literacy usually being the first and most crucial casualty of the war.

    I pity you sangheli_special_ops_elite.

  10. Space marine April 10, 2009 at 9:59 am -      #10

    Lol, one of mine. Maybe MC, But then the chaos space marine would own him for that..

  11. Sharagran April 10, 2009 at 10:00 am -      #11

    Post number 1 is a definition of the word ‘fail’.

    Anyway, I can see MC winning the guitar battle, as his hands are still small enough to correctly hold the damned thing. The Chaos Marine on the other hand, would see it as a waste of time, crush the guitar to dust, and blast MC to dust for fun afterwards.

  12. Space marine April 10, 2009 at 10:09 am -      #12

    “MC because a gravity hammer will kill a chaos marine instantly”

    Fail, The chaos space marine will break Masterchiefs neck with the guitar.

  13. AlphaCommando April 10, 2009 at 10:12 am -      #13

    The only music Space Marines hear are hymns sung in the praise of the Emperor, whereas atleast some semblance of guitar music exists around the time of the Human-Covenant war.

    However because neither have any actual training with the instrument your going to get the same effect as giving a guitar to a caveman, they are just going to look it funny then go on to something more important…or use it as a weapon.

    Both might be very able to learn the instrument (Space Marines probably moreso) but that’s not part of the argument…is it?

  14. L-W April 10, 2009 at 10:36 am -      #14

    Space Marine: In what way is this serving the Emperor?

    Admin:We…We’re just having fun…

    Master Chief: Yeah! Just relax…

    Space Marine: QUIET! Speak only when spoken to *little* man! Once again, how am I serving the Emperor with this feeble contraption?

    Master Chief: What Emperor?

    Admin: Shhh!

    Space Marine: You shall both suffer as Heretics!

    *Revs Chainblade*

  15. Matapiojo April 10, 2009 at 10:40 am -      #15

    Given how there are actually Chaos Space Marines that make use of instruments in actual combat, I say this is a Noise Marine. In which case MC would get schooled in more ways than one.

  16. The One Sin April 10, 2009 at 1:51 pm -      #16

    Lets have them play through fire and flames. The GH song that separates the boys from the men.

  17. flyboy51 April 10, 2009 at 5:19 pm -      #17

    Idk much about Warhammer, but “Chaos” Space Marines should be able to rock until he raises Hell!

  18. Master Arbiter(Spartan G44) April 10, 2009 at 6:02 pm -      #18

    Guitar Halo ftw

  19. the_man_with The_Answers April 10, 2009 at 6:18 pm -      #19

    Well Space Marine may look like an awsome guitar player, his fingers are practically the size of a guitar. Looks like MC has this one.

  20. Cpt Olimar April 10, 2009 at 7:52 pm -      #20

    I wonder if Cortana could help him here… lol

  21. L-W April 10, 2009 at 10:30 pm -      #21

    Likewise the Marine could summon the Chaos God of ROCK!

    Rock for the rock God!

  22. Only The Nose Knows April 10, 2009 at 11:21 pm -      #22

    Oh Cody, you don’t even own RB or GH. You have no say.

  23. Who? April 10, 2009 at 11:37 pm -      #23

    “I wonder if Cortana could help him here… lol”

    Cage dancer… Nuff said.

  24. sangheli_special_ops_elite April 10, 2009 at 11:40 pm -      #24

    CSM:the damned buttons are too samll!!!

    MC:calm down its just a game

    CSM:to hell with this infernal game (unloads bolter into T.V.)

    moral of the story:chaos space marines don’t take defeat well especially kharn

  25. L-W April 11, 2009 at 1:34 am -      #25

    Kharn has been defeated?

  26. Space marine April 11, 2009 at 2:48 am -      #26

    Lets have them play through fire and flames.

    I can play it on medium!

  27. Space marine April 11, 2009 at 3:19 am -      #27

    Hay GUISE! Charlie the Unicorn 3 is out! go on, Watch it…..But watch out for the Narwhales and ble ble ble’s.

  28. Onesidedfight April 11, 2009 at 3:37 am -      #28

    Cortna would look up the dirctions and tell mc. Then mc would be able to get about 100 points before the space marine blasted everything within one light year away. Winner: Mc….. Kinda a….

  29. Locutus April 11, 2009 at 3:41 am -      #29
  30. Space marine April 11, 2009 at 9:50 am -      #30

    Lol loctus. AHAHAHAHAHAH!

  31. the_man_with The_Answers April 11, 2009 at 10:57 am -      #31

    LOL! I watched Charlie The Unicorn 3 ****Spioler***** charlie finds his kidney.

    back to the discusion. I don’t think they make guitars that size and with MC’s reflexes I think it would be pretty easy. If tings didnt work out Cortna could hack the game and make him win. Alls fair in love and war.

  32. Matapiojo April 11, 2009 at 11:51 am -      #32

    @Locutus

    ROFL!!!

    That Doomrider pic is great!

  33. Skrunks April 11, 2009 at 10:34 pm -      #33

    “MC because a gravity hammer will kill a chaos marine instantly”

    This one of the most awesome comments on this site.

    Awesome in the sense that it is the literal definition of EPIC FAIL. Not epic fail, but EPIC FAIL. It brings a tear to my eye, I never thought I’d see the day.

  34. flyboy51 April 12, 2009 at 12:05 am -      #34

    NO…..

    Chaos Space Marine would design a badass guitar to play so he could represent the Imperium in GH and play Raining Blood by Slayer one handed and giving the metalfingers with the other.

    God…that would be so badass to see in a pic, wouldn’t it??

    And if he gets less than 100% on Expert, he is executed for failing the Emperor.

  35. Pocketkoi April 12, 2009 at 2:21 am -      #35

    Well this picture shows a space marine wielding a guitar….

    that shoots bullets!

    www.muschamp.ca/Muskie/MBAGallery/MBAGallery-Images/phantomOfTheRockOpera.jpg

    So I’d say the Chaos Space marine would win?

  36. Space marine April 12, 2009 at 2:52 am -      #36

    “Awesome in the sense that it is the literal definition of EPIC FAIL. Not epic fail, but EPIC FAIL. It brings a tear to my eye, I never thought I’d see the day.”

    I vote the word FAILTACULAR For this certain event.

  37. Thepocalypse April 12, 2009 at 8:41 am -      #37

    Okay what’s next, Kharn VS Dr. Manhattan at Mario Kart?

  38. Space marine April 12, 2009 at 4:12 pm -      #38

    “Okay what’s next, Kharn VS Dr. Manhattan at Mario Kart?”

    Ohhhhh! That sounds good….

  39. Locutus April 12, 2009 at 7:17 pm -      #40
  40. Marche April 12, 2009 at 8:06 pm -      #41

    well….
    Dr manhattan could just teleport to the finish line a million times,or swarm kharns kart with a dozen clones,or just make his kart disappear.

  41. flyboy51 April 12, 2009 at 10:10 pm -      #42

    Locutus…that pic is badass!! lol

  42. Space marine April 13, 2009 at 1:20 am -      #43

    “Dr manhattan could just teleport to the finish line a million times,or swarm kharns kart with a dozen clones,or just make his kart disappear.”

    DAMN!

  43. sangheli_special_ops_elite April 13, 2009 at 5:46 pm -      #44

    Kharn has been defeated

    not in 1 on 1 but on the attack of the emperors palace I think he was cought by gunfire and killed please correct me if im wrong I just know he was killed at the emperors palace

  44. Space marine April 13, 2009 at 9:35 pm -      #45

    During the infighting on Isstvan III, Khârn was believed killed in action while fighting Garviel Loken of the Luna Wolves, a loyalist determined to stop Horus from attacking Terra by holding his former legion. Khârn engaged in close combat with Loken, only to be thrown against the dozer blades of a nearby vehicle, impaling his chest. It was believed that the blow was fatal, but this has been proven wrong.

    During the Heresy and the culminating siege of the Imperial Palace, he was at the forefront of every assault. At the Heresy’s defeat, Khârn already lay dead upon a mound of corpses at the walls of the Inner Palace. His fellow World Eaters carried his corpse away with them as they fought their way back to their ships. Once on board they discovered that by some dark miracle Khârn still lived.

    Whether Khorne himself breathed life back into the berserker’s body or whether the relentless clamor of battle revived his blood lusting spirit remains a mystery, but since the Heresy Khârn has survived the bloodiest battles to the current age and never came so close to death again.

  45. DeathBite66 April 14, 2009 at 9:02 am -      #46

    well the chaos looks metal. but yea i do not get this…. if they where fighting mc would be liked ohhhh….i don’t know…….pwnd.

  46. DeathBite66 April 14, 2009 at 9:04 am -      #47

    p.s to all MC fan boys mc is not god nor invensabal.
    got that?
    the chaos or even the warhammer univers is strong the orks them self can pwn halo world but they are not invenabal

  47. Matapiojo April 14, 2009 at 10:23 am -      #48

    invensabal

    invenabal

    I have searched and searched, and I cannot find the meaning of these words. Are these important word in your language of English?

    I cannot translate from my native Spanish tongue.

    PLEASE, someone help me. I feel lost!

    /facepalm

  48. L-W April 14, 2009 at 10:59 am -      #49

    “invensabal.”

    …What?

  49. marche April 14, 2009 at 11:17 am -      #50

    invensabal=invincible( i think)
    in-ven-sa-bal,well its broken english i guess.

  50. Matapiojo April 14, 2009 at 12:18 pm -      #51

    “well its broken english i guess.”

    More like broken cerebral cortex.

    Now I’m not so sure my mesage on post 48 came across clearly. I guess I wasn’t mashing my Sarcasm button hard enough.

  51. marche April 14, 2009 at 2:39 pm -      #52

    “More like broken cerebral cortex.”
    haha.

  52. guns_talk_louder April 16, 2009 at 6:31 pm -      #53

    a noise marine will win hands down there good musicians horrible singers they even use singing as a weapon (doom siren)

    every chapter has some sort of initiation to be accepted i wonder if completing guitar hero was the chapter initiation for them

  53. the_man_with The_Answers April 16, 2009 at 7:38 pm -      #54

    Cortana will hack it for MC and make his score infinate.

  54. PaPPa JUDAS April 19, 2009 at 12:24 pm -      #55

    “Cortana will hack it for MC and make his score infinate”

    And then the space Marine will hack MC in half

  55. Baron Somebody April 19, 2009 at 1:38 pm -      #56

    Invensabal? Does he mean invincible?

  56. the_man_with The_Answers April 21, 2009 at 4:49 pm -      #57

    *And then the space Marine will hack MC in half*

    Nice one lol.

  57. PaPPa JUDAS April 22, 2009 at 10:00 pm -      #58

    I only speak the truth

  58. the_man_with The_Answers April 23, 2009 at 6:58 pm -      #59

    No kidding. CSM looks pretty bad-ass. I think it would take like 5 rockets, 5 fuel rods, 3 SPARTAN laser shots, or 4 hits from the grav-hammer to cripple that thing.

  59. Belisaurius May 5, 2009 at 3:08 pm -      #60

    Depends if it is a Slaneeshi marine.

    Noise marines are rockers at heart, their music just happends to be loud enough to be lethal.

  60. Kenny C. June 25, 2009 at 9:41 am -      #61

    Noise Marine picks up guitar and looks it over

    NM: …. this is a piece of shit… SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND.

    Noise Marine picks up his noise gun and rocks out a tune so awesome and loud that MC’s head explodes.

  61. spoa July 3, 2009 at 10:16 pm -      #62

    masterchiefs plasma shield would stop him from touching the buttons…

  62. wtf bomber July 25, 2009 at 10:04 pm -      #63

    New Song List:
    Halo Theme Mjolnir Mix
    Operation Ground and Pound
    I Am Murloc

  63. The_man_with The_Answers August 4, 2009 at 2:05 pm -      #64

    How will the shilds stop him from pressing the buttons? He pulls triggers and presses buttons all the time.

  64. ociee117 August 14, 2009 at 5:41 pm -      #65

    MC has this one in the bag I mean his reflexes are like that of a cat and thats just without the armor

  65. Locutus August 14, 2009 at 9:34 pm -      #66

    “MC has this one in the bag I mean his reflexes are like that of a cat and thats just without the armor.”

    A Space Marine’s reflexes are far more superior.

  66. Asger August 20, 2009 at 10:47 am -      #67

    For some reason I can imagine all Chaos Marines being trained on how to thrash out to heavy metal music.

  67. ninja_wid_nunchux August 23, 2009 at 4:35 am -      #68

    I could see Master Chief getting frustrated, then get pissed and sticks a sticky on Chaos Marine… then teabags him… and some…

  68. Asger August 27, 2009 at 5:41 pm -      #69

    Except for the fact a grenade would do jack shit to chaos marine armour.

  69. JMT September 11, 2009 at 11:02 pm -      #70

    never thought i’s see the day when L-W left short comments

  70. Kenny C. September 11, 2009 at 11:16 pm -      #71

    The chaos space marine has got this… he uses sound, to kill people.

  71. wtf bomber October 1, 2009 at 9:33 pm -      #72

    For awhile now, it usually seems i get the last word on these things….. THX 4 PROVING ME WRONG BUTTHOLES

  72. Marche October 1, 2009 at 9:45 pm -      #73

    The sad thing else,Both of them couldn’t get 100% on through the fire and flames(On the hardest difficulty.)

  73. T-Bone November 24, 2009 at 8:59 pm -      #74

    Chaos. No doubt about it. He would kill MC before they played the first note.
    DUH!!!!

  74. bill February 6, 2010 at 12:04 am -      #75

    The CSM would call forth the power of chaos to smite MC and bring out his personal chaos axe and play a song rising a army of blood letters that would sluaghter all in the halo world, worshippers of the emperor beware chaos is marching!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  75. michael May 22, 2010 at 2:47 pm -      #76

    This is obvious, they would be rocking out, competing, almost finishing the list, when suddenly… Plaguebearer command squad comes out, and kills them, then opens the disk tray, and puts in Mark of Chaos
    Winner- CHAOS! (not marine, Deamons kill everything!)

  76. Zinch June 28, 2010 at 9:13 pm -      #77

    master chief has a quick trigger finger, that might get him the win.

  77. chuckforest July 25, 2010 at 3:26 pm -      #78

    Lol a noise marine could play through the fire and the flames on expert one-handed and then burst chiefs eardrums and head.

  78. Orpheus12 July 25, 2010 at 3:32 pm -      #79

    “then burst chiefs eardrums and head.”
    Chief’s helmet, allows him to filter sound, so his eardrums won’t burst.

  79. chuckforest July 26, 2010 at 2:03 pm -      #80

    Unless it puts up a sound proof bubble around him he’s going to get demolished filtering out some sound isn’t going to help…

  80. Soldier's Shadow January 18, 2012 at 10:55 pm -      #81

    We need more of these matches.

  81. StealthRanger January 18, 2012 at 10:56 pm -      #82

    Chaos Space Marine ftw!

  82. Commander Cross January 18, 2012 at 10:59 pm -      #83

    @Soldier’s Shadow

    I kind of happen to be planning matches like these, in fact, except I’m so far plotting out Harry James Potter vs Amuro Ray in Chess and other Board Games, at the moment.

  83. Alpha or Omega February 26, 2012 at 8:48 pm -      #84

    media.techeblog.com/images/funny_halo.jpg
    /
    Master Chief for the win!!

  84. StealthRanger February 26, 2012 at 8:54 pm -      #85

    Death to the False Emperor!

    But srsly Chaos Space marine winz

  85. Alpha or Omega February 26, 2012 at 8:58 pm -      #86

    Yes but do either of them know how to play the song for them to win?
    /
    “Devil Went Down to Georgia
    Freak on a Leash
    Sharp Dressed Man”
    /
    I don’t think they don’t know any of the songs so…. tie.

  86. Obyron July 13, 2012 at 9:17 pm -      #87

    It would most likely be a Noise Marine, and he would most likely win… probably something like this
    ===
    (MC is watching NM play Through the Fire and the Flames on expert)
    MC: Uhh… what are you doing?
    NM: What?
    MC: Shouldn’t you be focusing on playing?
    NM: Dude, this song goes by so slow, I needed to do something to liven it up. I mean look, my ears arent even bleeding…
    MC: Yeah, but…
    NM: Dude, you’re killing my high…
    (It should be noted at this point that the NM is simultaneously playing on expert, being pleasured and partially skinned by a Daemonette, while doing a line of cocaine off of it’s back and swallowing about 50 tabs of acid)
    MC: How can you handle all that?
    NM: This is nothing, you should see one of Doomrider’s parties. Off. The. Fucking. Chain!
    (NM finishes with a perfect score, kills MC, and takes Cortana’s chip to the Dark Mechanicum to see if they can make a machine that allows one to bang a hologram)

  87. MrTBSC July 13, 2012 at 9:20 pm -      #88

    ??????????????????????????????????
    ??????????????????????????????????
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    …. seriously … … …. …. WHAT THE **** ??

  88. Obyron July 14, 2012 at 11:37 pm -      #89

    That’s Slaanesh for ya, it’s all about the next high, what might get a normal human off would become boring for a follower of the Dark Prince(or the God of Excess, or She-Who-Thirsts, and yes, Slaanesh is a trap with a capital T.) In fact, what I posted is relatively tame compared to some slaanesh cult feats. They ground the population of either a planet or city into a drug. one of their Daemonic units can kill you with its tongue, which is coated in a poison that basically overloads your pleasure center. and they have guns that shoot SOUND WAVES that will MELT YOUR BRAIN FROM ABOUT 100 METERS!

  89. Bosse323 February 28, 2013 at 11:37 am -      #90

    Noise Marines. Pretty much sums it up.

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