Last Man Standing: Round 1

Last Man Standing - Round 1

You asked for it, so here it is:

Set up any scenario you want, if you think any of the combatants would pair up or not – The question is, between Kratos, Master Chief, Superman, Lobo, Kharn, Cyrpto 137, Goku and Chuck Norris, who emerges from this epic match? and most importantly, HOW DO THEY DO IT?

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  1. Rob (Expertimp) November 26, 2008 at 2:29 pm -      #1

    wow this is great!! I would think my final four would be Superman, Goku, MC, and Kratos. I believe superman and goku would be far to powerful for MC to be able to beat so he would fall and Kratos wouldn’t be able to beat either of them either. So between Goku and superman I have to say the winner would be Goku because he gets more powerful as he battles and would eventually be too powerful for superman to beat.. It would be a long battle but the winner is GoKu

    winner: Goku

  2. Matapiojo November 26, 2008 at 2:42 pm -      #2

    My GOD the mayhem. I need to think about this one for a little bit. Of course my monney initially goes to my golden childe, the maniac Kharn, but in truth its more out of faith/hope than logic. Ill need a little bit to figure this one out.

    The rality is that Lobo might be able to outlast them all, but with the graces of the Blood God (who, no doubt is going to love this bloodbath) IF Kharn is felled, he would just be brought back. Being able to outlast even the mighty Lobo. The Berzerker would return stronger.

    Faster.

    Meaner.

    Angrier.

    Yea, being the only one with a universal diety sponsirship, my money is on Kharn.

    …oh the humanity.

  3. swifterdeath November 26, 2008 at 2:52 pm -      #3

    ok lets say we do this up and down so its

    Crypto vs lobo
    superman vs chief
    goku vs chuck
    kharn vs kratos

    -crypto loses…terribly
    -chief cant win this one its superman…and besides the only person here he COULD beat would be crypto
    -goku kills himself becouse of the immense pain chuck is giving him from looking at him…
    -kharn murders kratos…

    now its lobo vs superman and chuck vs kharn

    lobo is immortal isnt he? so yeah ill say he wins…

    within the first FOUR seconds kharn is asking for the god emporers forgivness

    now its lobo vs chuck…when the final match begins lobo is nowhere to be found…seven years later they find him in the fetal position crying in a dark corner in a house in the outskirts of africa. (if superman won then you can replace lobo with superman…)

    WINNER: CHUCK NORRIS!

  4. Matapiojo November 26, 2008 at 2:58 pm -      #4

    @swifterdeath

    LOLZROFLSTOMPED!!!!

    That was great. Made everyone swing by my cubicle to see what was so damned funny.

  5. Baron Somebody November 26, 2008 at 3:20 pm -      #5

    first off crypto would pwn mc with either the zap o matic or the disintergrator ray…or he could even just use his tele powers and throw mc a really far distance…anyway mc gets killed first then crypto tries to levitate kharn but gets cut in half then chuck norris tries to punch goku but goku does kahmehameha and destroys chuck then kratos cuts lobo into a million pieces while kharn bites krato’s head off and as for superman…well id reckon kharn and goku would take care of him

  6. swifterdeath November 26, 2008 at 4:32 pm -      #6

    sorry for my mess up earlier…yes i know it was funny…BUT

    actually what happens is when everyone shows up for this huge battle they notice someones not here…

    SUDDENLY chuck norris walks in within a millisecond here it what is happening…

    Kharne-
    is trying to get in contact with the tau going to ask if they can get him out of here he will join the greater good

    Crypto-
    is beaming himself backto his ship

    Kratos-
    is helping hang goku

    Goku-
    is being hung willingly by kratos while prepareing a (insert hama whatever here)

    superman-
    is swallowing some krypto…stuff cant remember name

    Lobo-
    is finding his way to garbage compactor

    Masterchief-
    is placing a dummy in his position while he attempts a escape.

    now what happens to them after this millisecond is over?

    Kharne-
    is half melted by chuck coughing in his general direction and is continueing to melt

    crpyto-
    is crashed and dying threw lack of flying skills becouse chuck glanced in his general direction

    Kratos-
    is killed by goku

    Goku-
    is hung by kratos

    Superman-
    dying becouse only two things can kill superman…
    krypto…whatever and chuck norris…in this case chuck got to him first…or actually just thought ‘i wonder what it would be like if superman slowly died?’…so it happened

    Lobo-
    is being compacted in the open…becouse chuck thought it would be fun to whatch

    MC-
    is without air since chuck took a deep breath sucking in all the air within a four mile radius…

    winner…:chuck!

    well that was the second scenario heres the third and most likly…

    chuck never makes it and while the other seven are either winning or losing he is sitting at his house killing a messanger boy sent to bring him…that night he is declared the winner after kharne rips apart superman. no one questions why chuck won….ever

  7. marche November 26, 2008 at 4:54 pm -      #7

    depening on the superman i think he would win,although lobo is immortal.

  8. Just A Gamer November 26, 2008 at 4:59 pm -      #8

    Chuck Norris will snap his finger and then everyone’s heart will explode.

  9. =[BF]=JimmieRox November 26, 2008 at 8:57 pm -      #9

    Okay, so at th start there is a massive general melee at th start leaves 3 survivors; superman, Lobo and Goku. Superman and Lobo have fought together in the past and so they team up and kill the saiyan. Then Superman and Lobo sqaure off, however the 2 of them have comparable powers and so they fight for several long days. Then Superman tells Lobo about his “love” of dolphins by saying “Argh, I’m never going to see another dolphin again if I have to fight you till the end of eternity”and Lobo refuses to fight a fellow dolphin lover anymore. Then as he stands up and starts to walk away Suoerman uses his lazer vision to burn lobos head off then while lobo is regenerating Superman grabs him and flys into space where he launches Lobo into the heart of the sun.

  10. x on November 26, 2008 at 11:07 pm -      #10

    so you say kharn will die?

  11. HeroofTime85 November 27, 2008 at 2:59 am -      #11

    Kharn would win this. After putting what everyone can truly do together, it just doesn’t match up any other way. Kharne owns them all.
    :mrgreen: :razz: :mrgreen: Kharne owns this match

  12. TL November 27, 2008 at 3:32 am -      #12

    Chuck Norris!

    There are too many methods he could use to win…

    1) Roundhouse kicks.

    2) Staring at his opponents until they explode.

    3) He tells to die, and they sure as hell listen. Nobody ignores Chuck Norris.

    4) He uses his beard to kill them.

    5) He deflects their weapons with his beard, and every contender’s head explodes out of sheer amazement.

    6) He sends a picture of himself to the contest, and everyone of them commits suicide to avoid the consequences.

    …………………

    Endless list.

    Ultimate victor: Chuck Norris, without breaking a sweat.

  13. Onesidedfight November 27, 2008 at 11:23 am -      #13

    1.mc and chuck are the same OR mc is chucks grand^10 son.
    2. Chuck can never lose agianst anything, not even a direct hit from an atom bomb.
    3. Atom bombs are not real, the japness just frogot to give chuck his eggroll.
    3. One galxey with this much kick @$$ness would cause a black hole so big that suns would be sucked in in a matter of seconds.
    4. Chuck norris wins by forfit, no matter who shows up.

  14. hitman8 November 28, 2008 at 8:55 pm -      #14

    did anyone ever notice that rob zombie looks just like lobo…….hmmmmmmm……. you never see them in the same place……………hmmmmmm……………………….. could they be the same person… :shock:

  15. Baron Somebody November 29, 2008 at 3:34 pm -      #15

    now that rob zombie/lobo knows that you know, you will probably be killed

  16. Baron Somebody November 29, 2008 at 5:35 pm -      #16

    Hey Admin, you should post another group fight battle today…they seem to be the most interesting

  17. PaPPa JUDAS November 30, 2008 at 3:09 am -      #17

    I should have added doomsday to this fight just for colour

    I say Goku sarts his hours of grunting howling and powering up just to be ripped apart by Lobo’s gutting hook and Gorechild, MC gives Crypto a face full of plasma grenade, Chuck breaks MC’s head off, Superman and Kratos kill each other in an earth shattering stand off, leaving Kharn Chuck and Lobo to tear the universe apart fighting each other and anything else they see untill the damage they cause destroys existance :evil:

  18. Matapiojo December 1, 2008 at 10:35 am -      #18

    @PaPPa JUDAS – “I should have added doomsday to this fight just for colour”

    I think he would have been a better selection than Chuck. People cant seem to go beyond him on these duscussions. If you would have done that, I’d share your veredict without Chuck in the equation. After the dust settles from this massive mayhem, Kharn and Lobo would pretty much be enganged in eternal combat. Laying waste anything they make their battleground at the time, much like the other combatants of this grand melee.

    The amount of bloodshed these two would cause would make Khorne happy indeed.

  19. =[BF]=JimmieRox December 1, 2008 at 8:22 pm -      #19

    im gonna change my original decision, i think lobo would beat superman

  20. marche December 1, 2008 at 11:36 pm -      #20

    i would say depending on the superman,he could win.
    the only problem i see here is lobocuz he cant die.so supes would have to drop him off somewhere he cant fight him.

  21. Matapiojo December 2, 2008 at 7:50 am -      #21

    “the only problem i see here is lobocuz he cant die.so supes would have to drop him off somewhere he cant fight him.”

    Thats the same scenario as Kharn, the Blood God just keeps resurecting him. I doubt Supes could deal with both Lobo AND Kharn, which is why I say those two will come to be the final match that would simply last for an eternity.

  22. marche December 2, 2008 at 2:07 pm -      #22

    the reason i say that is because superman is FTL,has lightspeed reaction,and has survived super nova like attacks.
    i mean even with magic it would still be hard to kill him.

  23. Matapiojo December 2, 2008 at 2:55 pm -      #23

    Doomsday seems to have managed to do just that with brute force.

    “In the space of only a few issues of the Superman comic book series, Doomsday battled Superman in a titanic struggle, leading the hero to conclude that the creature would only continue to attack relentlessly and endlessly, with no urge for surrender. It all culminated in Superman (vol. 2) #75, where in an act of self-sacrifice, Superman refused to give up despite taking serious wounds and running low on stamina. The fight raged to the bitter end, where the two combatants each struck a simultaneous, fatal blow, leaving both of them lifeless in front of the Daily Planet building in Metropolis.”

    A fight with either Lobo or Kharn would amount to the same scenario. Individuals whom he cannot stop, but could match his powers and certainly outlast him or Doomsday. The carnage would drive Supes to do the same sacrifice…

    Exhaust himself to death.

  24. marche December 2, 2008 at 3:10 pm -      #24

    thats why i said depending on superman,the version you mean is post crisis who was nerfed for some reason,im also pretty sure that superman only had his metabolism slowed down so that he would live.
    besides that doomsday is also able to adopt to any attack.

  25. marche December 2, 2008 at 3:36 pm -      #25

    ok i got a list of some of his feats.

    blows earth back intoo the right place.
    img101.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pc1dc4.jpg

    damage from a super sneeze.
    img57.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pctr7.jpg

    trillions of miles in a second.
    img72.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pc1bc4.jpg

    A Super Nova only dazes Superman for a micro second. He then finds himself in an unknown solar system and proceeds to drill his way to the center of a planet:
    img156.imageshack.us/my.php?image=superman24303xt8.jpg
    img168.imageshack.us/my.php?image=superman24304hy2.jpg
    img245.imageshack.us/my.php?image=superman24305hm3.jpg

    throws a compressed neutron star
    img292.imageshack.us/img292/1787/pc2mw9.jpg

    Superman was able to fly through the time barrier and go millions of years into the past on a whim:
    img292.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pc3kz3.jpg

    laughs at death(not really)
    img224.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pc4tj7.jpg

    and finally

    Superman intercepts a bomb that was meant to destroy the Earth and isn’t harmed at all:
    img219.imageshack.us/my.php?image=superman23614jk0.jpg
    img219.imageshack.us/my.php?image=superman23615ky3.jpg

    i have no dobut superman couldn’t lift anyone
    and send them to another time zone.

  26. marche December 2, 2008 at 3:52 pm -      #26

    im not sure if this is pre-crisis or not but.

    Here is supes surviving an island destroying nuke at ground zero WHILE laying in kryptonite AND weakened from fighting multiple enemies for days. He comes out unfazed.

    i4.photobucket.com/albums/y112/avalonofthewind/supesnuke.jpg
    i4.photobucket.com/albums/y112/avalonofthewind/supesnuke2.jpg

    so he does have some resistance even to weaknesses.

  27. marche December 2, 2008 at 7:15 pm -      #27

    i actually had a short debate with this guy,but it was with warhammer vs DC.
    he told me that prime solos and that he could feed off the chaos gods.
    he also said superman prime survived a universe buster.

  28. marche December 2, 2008 at 7:16 pm -      #28
  29. PaPPa JUDAS December 2, 2008 at 9:07 pm -      #29

    @Matapiojo-”I think he would have been a better selection than Chuck.People cant seem to go beyond him on these duscussions.”

    but it’s chuck….Yea I geuss youre right but hey I’m sure when he gets killed he would end up getting the same deal as Lobo or Kharn and be back in the fight before you know it He is after all reality’s awnser to Lobo and Kharn

  30. PaPPa JUDAS December 2, 2008 at 9:11 pm -      #30

    I don’t have a link but diddn’t Lobo lift the universe and crush a city into a bite sized snack?

  31. marche December 2, 2008 at 9:27 pm -      #31

    i dont know about the universe thing,but he did compress a city.

  32. spoa December 4, 2008 at 1:55 am -      #32

    all the warriors would kill each other wilst chuck gets a job in an infoershale to give people ripped abes…chuck wins and he is not god chuck in this scenario…

  33. El Zilcho December 4, 2008 at 5:02 am -      #33

    Well the first person to drop would either be Crypto or MC, followed closely by the other. After and extended amount of time Kratos would also fall. Both Superman and Goku would fly above the battle, pummeling each other in the sky while Kharn and Lobo destroyed the ground the fought on. Eventually, Kharn would fall to Lobo, but at the same time Lobo would have been shredded so badly by the Betrayer that he would be unable to continue fighting. And I agree with Marche that Superman would eventually come out on top.

  34. =[BF]=JimmieRox December 4, 2008 at 4:08 pm -      #34

    I’m back to backing Superman here, however I’m not sure of one thing, I know Lobo cannot be killed nor wounded so severly he has to stop fighting but does Kharn have instant revival because I thought he just got reincarnated everytime he died but not instantly! It’s just that if he was revived as soon as he died then how could you defeat an army with him as the HQ unit?

  35. bill December 4, 2008 at 7:28 pm -      #35

    no chance team 2
    they are better
    PERIOD!

  36. Matapiojo December 5, 2008 at 10:20 am -      #36

    @=[BF]=JimmieRox

    Kharn’s revival is not trully know simply because after he gained favor from Khorne, he has never even come close to being killed. With Khorne’s blessing, pretty much anything can happen. He could heal wounds just as they are being dealt, he could regrow lost limbs, he could simply keep on taking fatal hits and just laugh. Truth is, we dont know for a fact. It all depends on how pleased the Blood God is with Kharn’s performance, and this goliath never dissapoints. This very fight might fuel Khorne to unprecedented levels, which in turn he passes the juice right along to his champion.

    Such is the nature of a God that is fueled by combat.

    ————————————————————————–

    The tabletop rules are absolutely nerfed when compared to canon. Kharn has butchered entire armies of Space Marines by himself (read up on how uber those are). Having this sort of power on your side of the table wouldnt be very fair to your opponent, would it?

    It all has to make sense in terms of balance to make the game inviting to players. It is extremely cool to have characters such as Kharn on your army, but at the same time you have to be able to be defeated. Otherwise, there wouldnt be much point to playing the game at all. Same story goes for greater Daemons, C’Tan, other named characters, Avatars of Khaine, Land Raiders, Monolyths, Hive Tyrants, etc, etc.

    The game will never reflect the true awesomeness of these playable characters. It is usefull to look at for reference purposes, but nowhere near valid for final answers.

  37. eric December 5, 2008 at 7:22 pm -      #37

    First the best matchups for round one
    Master Chief V.S. Crypto 137
    Master Chief wins… but with all his armor destroyed
    Kharn V.S. Lobo
    They bosh bash each other over and over again and neither wins so they continue fighting for enternity disqualifying them both
    Chuck Norris V.S. Superman
    It would start out close but Superman would fly Chuck into space and he would suffocaite
    Goku V.S. Kratos
    Goku. The kamehameha powns all that challlenge it.
    Reamaning contestants- Goku, Superman and Master Chief
    Since it is an odd amount of contestants the 3-way starts!
    All start 3 miles away and…
    Master Chief gets a spartan laser……….
    Superman combines all his beams…….
    Goku forms the kamehameha all mighty……
    The world would blow up, master chief can’t fly and didn’t have backup so plummited to his doom leaving Superman and Goku but Superman would be distraught and kill himself because he took part in ending humanity, but Goku would know that the humans were on a different planet for the durration of the tourdament and become the ultimate
    LAST MAN STANDING
    Kankurot
    el fin

  38. =[BF]=JimmieRox December 5, 2008 at 9:49 pm -      #38

    yeah, but since the fiction is a off shoot of the game then technically the 40k rulebooks and codex are the official repository of all knowledge Warhammer 40,000

  39. marche December 6, 2008 at 12:17 am -      #39

    actually depending on the superman he would pwn goku in an instant.

  40. johnny nightstick December 6, 2008 at 2:10 am -      #40

    who is kharn?? and i think lobo win unless someone gives good reason kharn is so great.

  41. =[BF]=JimmieRox December 6, 2008 at 10:44 am -      #41

    Well, he was killed in battle but he so impressed a god (Khorne) that he was reincarnated and now he is immortal as long as he doesn’t profess a secret love of small furry animals to piss Khorne off

  42. PaPPa JUDAS December 6, 2008 at 3:23 pm -      #42

    Kharn is bassicaly a giant Lobo in super kick a$$ armor it will come down to a stale mate between these two there may be stronger combatants on the feild like supes and goku but the don’t have the stomach for the kind of havoc that lobo and Kharn will bring or the stamina for a giant orgy of death of which this would shurley become

  43. hitman8 December 8, 2008 at 11:35 am -      #43

    every one is understamateing goku in this one. if any one but me remembers goku is inmortal because he absorbed the dragon balls. so he would most likely win,and if not him then superman would win,i still think lobo would get wooped by boh superman and goku. superman and goku should fuse to make clarku. goku-clark…..ahhhh it was and idea anyway, i wounder if they have any thing like that…………..on to the google :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  44. hitman8 December 8, 2008 at 11:36 am -      #44

    sorry i misspelled underestamateing

  45. marche December 10, 2008 at 12:47 pm -      #45

    we dont really know much about that thou.

  46. That one dude December 11, 2008 at 2:25 pm -      #46

    Does Kharn ever get tired?

  47. PaPPa JUDAS December 14, 2008 at 12:30 am -      #47

    Lobo and Kharn would Rip Goku apart these two and even Kratos would turn this into a blood fueled death orgy the other combatants dont have the heart for that kind of fight

  48. Space marine December 14, 2008 at 10:40 pm -      #48

    Master cheif should stay out of this fight.

    and i would say out of all of them’
    winner:chuck norris
    his roundhouse kick is so powerfull that it can be seen from outer space
    the U.S military sent the atomic bomb on japan instead of sending Chuck norris it would be more humane.
    and chuck norris only “baits” to chuck norris :P

  49. Space marine December 14, 2008 at 10:51 pm -      #49

    And admin. I would like to see a micheal jackson vs marche thanks.

  50. Space marine December 15, 2008 at 10:19 am -      #50

    if it was lobo vs crypto

    crypto would win and this is why

    Two words

    DESINTEGRATOR RAY turns him into a very nice pile of absolutly nothing!!!!!!

  51. nejihyuga13 December 22, 2008 at 10:23 pm -      #51

    space marine you are wrong because superman and goku could just fly around the shots so the only ones he would be likely to kill are chuck norris and mc and maybe kratos

  52. Marche December 23, 2008 at 8:31 am -      #52

    @Space marine
    “if it was lobo vs crypto

    crypto would win and this is why

    Two words

    DESINTEGRATOR RAY turns him into a very nice pile of absolutly nothing”

    i dont think that would help crypto.

  53. masterchiefwins December 25, 2008 at 11:40 pm -      #53

    Indeed, it is a formidable match up, but ultimately I think Goku would triumph, or maybe Lobo or Superman. but Goku’s SSJ4 attacks are just to much to withstand.

  54. Zach January 2, 2009 at 9:21 am -      #54

    Super mand would kill them all with super strength.

  55. Zach January 2, 2009 at 9:22 am -      #55

    WAIT! I didn’t know chuck was in the battle. Chuck wins any day.

  56. LaSt s0n 0f KrYpToN January 7, 2009 at 3:37 am -      #56

    superman and goku team up to protect earth owning all ass in the process then go train together. Vegeta ,seeing there’s another person stronger than him has to cry himself to sleep

  57. Matapiojo January 9, 2009 at 1:12 pm -      #57

    “superman and goku team up to protect earth owning all ass in the process then go train together. Vegeta ,seeing there’s another person stronger than him has to cry himself to sleep”

    No dice.

    The Kryptonian gets a Gorechild swing that cleaves his skull in half, and the Sayan gets eviscerated by a speeding Chain-hook.

  58. Marche January 13, 2009 at 3:57 am -      #58

    i still think supes prime or bluie wowuld whip everyboy,considering how fast and hard they hit.

  59. arm chair warrior February 10, 2009 at 10:46 pm -      #59

    well i tink it depends on what kratos is. is he the god of war kratos or just mortal kratos but i think.

  60. hellatus February 13, 2009 at 10:06 am -      #60

    the winner will obviously kratos or superman they would overpower everyone else even hcuck norris

  61. hellatus February 13, 2009 at 10:07 am -      #61

    add goku to that

  62. Marche February 19, 2009 at 11:13 am -      #62

    admin,what goku would we be using for this match.

  63. Marche February 19, 2009 at 11:16 am -      #63

    oops,i meant superman.

  64. admin February 19, 2009 at 11:41 am -      #64

    For the sake of this battle, the “regular” version – none of the enhanced versions that have been talked about.

  65. Marche February 19, 2009 at 11:44 am -      #65

    they arent exactly enchanced,just in different universes,but exist in the same multiverse.
    but i guess you mean current superman.he is slowly becoming like his pre crisis self so i still say he wins.

  66. JoshMcFace February 20, 2009 at 8:02 am -      #66

    Chuck Norris, Crypto and Master Chief die the moment Goku shoots some sort of super-death blast. And yeah I hardly know any of the others.

  67. Wraith March 4, 2009 at 11:50 am -      #67

    Goku would probably win. you can thank the massive overpowering of his Japanese anime series for that. besides that, Superman would beat every other person that comes. MC would end up as a compacted tin can, Lobo (who cant fly on his own) would get launched into orbit along with Crypto, and Kharn. Kratos would soon join them but could give superman some trouble with those magical blades of his, but super man would just overwhelm him with sheer speed and send him nito orbit with the others. Chuck Norris would wet himself at the thought of a fight this epic.

  68. Albert Wikowonkavitz March 16, 2009 at 7:12 pm -      #68

    Superman or Lobo. Why the hell is Chuck Norris still in these things?

  69. Preston April 8, 2009 at 3:51 am -      #69

    Goku can instant transmission himself far away form space and create a giant spirit bomb thus destroying the earth killing everyone unless he goes super sayain forms to them

  70. Marche April 8, 2009 at 7:13 pm -      #70

    yep,nothing wrong with that except:

    -Goku cant breathe in space
    -spirit bomb would leave superman alive(he is a purely good guy.)
    -goku would need time to create such a bomb(they arent blind so are going to see it)

  71. sangheli_special_ops_elite April 10, 2009 at 8:56 pm -      #71

    the simple fact that kharn is there throws out the purpose off teams.

    he wasn’t called the betrayer for nothing

  72. Jack Yoder April 15, 2009 at 5:03 am -      #72

    This hole match would be a battle of attrition, there would also be no way for this to end unless Khorne lost favor in Kharn, so unless that happened it would be lobos vs Kharn the only challenge for either of them would be superman and the kind of carnage they do i don’t think superman would stand it and would forfiet. all others wouldn’t last a minute in the ring unless lobos and Kharn imediatly went for eachother.

  73. kevon April 28, 2009 at 2:59 am -      #73

    chuck Norris will beat all their MC O.o lmao

  74. sangheli_special_ops_elite May 14, 2009 at 8:32 pm -      #74

    kharn chaces chief into a ship were he escapes and goes to a psychiatrist after seeing all the skulls kharn was wearing.

    kharn cuts lobo open and puts a melta bomb inside him melting him down so their is nothing left to regenerate

    kharn hacks cratos in half and goes back to the underworld and drags him out and throws him into the daemon world of khorne.

    kharn crushes cryptinite in his hand and powders it over gorechild than hacks superman in half.

    kharn yells at crypto and makes him run back to his ship for help.

    kharn and chuck have a stare off until chuck blinks and goes home to hang himself little does he know kharn was wearing helmet and blinked the hole time and chuck did’nt see.

    kharn shoots goku in the head while he is going kaaaame kaaame ha….BANG

    kharn won

  75. chewie6000 May 17, 2009 at 7:27 am -      #75

    ^thas very one sided

  76. Averex8 June 15, 2009 at 6:43 pm -      #76

    Goku destroys the planet killing everyone and then uses instant transmission to teleport to another planet.

    Goku wins.

  77. marche June 15, 2009 at 9:04 pm -      #77

    Assuming superman doesn’t get out of the way and lobo….just survives.

  78. Kenny C. June 16, 2009 at 9:58 am -      #78

    @ Averex8

    So since it takes almost 3 episodes worth of time for every Dragonball Z character to do this, what stops Kharn from just sneaking up to him, while Goku is dramatically pausing and just… I don’t know….. KILLS HIM.

    Kharn and Kratos win because when it comes right do to it, only he and Kratos have godly power (or help of a godly power) and they would just fight for an eternity or become fast friends as they like the same things: killing gods, killing monsters, killing people, etc.

    Please would no body pull up that Superman wins beause of his speed, because Kratos can just slow down time and then kill him.

  79. marche June 16, 2009 at 10:12 am -      #79

    Time stopping isn’t instant and i doubt he would do it right off the bat.Even if he did Supes would speed blitz.

  80. marche June 16, 2009 at 10:20 am -      #80

    I mean activating,not the time stopping itself not being instant.

  81. Pondering Fool July 3, 2009 at 10:25 pm -      #81

    Marche does have a point. Moving at or faster than the speed of light is such a great asset for Supes. Yes, Kharn is amazing, and yes, Gorechild could and probably would kill Supes IF he actually manages to hit him. Supes moves just way to fast for Kharn to react (unless Khorne somehow bless him with FTL reflexes….). The only person I can see keeping up with Supes is Goku with his instant teleportation. MC would be defeated by Kharne, Supes, Goku, Lobo, and maybe ( I stress maybe, since people might disagree) Crypto.

    I see Lobo, Kharne, Supes and Goku being the final four.
    1. Lobo will be there because of the whole, getting kicked out of heaven and hell thing.
    2. Kharne will be there because of his resurrection thing with Khorne
    3. Supes and Goku will be there because of their immense endurance, power, and durability.

    One possible way (though highly improbably), is Supes somehow knows Kharn’s Gorechild is special (and steals souls and ects…), so he speed blitx Kharn, steals Gorechild at the speed of light, and goes around haking people with the ax….till he hits Chuck and realizes Chuck doesn’t need a soul to live…..but besides the instant “Chuck destroys all” card, I think Supes might be the last one standing.

    Such a good match up anyway, and I love Factpile……

    - pondering fool

  82. DaWolf August 9, 2009 at 2:22 am -      #82

    Ok in all seriousness, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!? I know the whole chuck norris being a beast thing is an ongoing gag and it’s hilarious but in all seriousness, the real chuck norris cannot come close to defeating ANY of the other combatants in this match on his best and their worst day and shame on yuo moderator for tainting such a battle by putting in element x cuz lord knows you knew this would happen!

  83. Dante Chief August 30, 2009 at 12:57 pm -      #83

    Chuck Norris PWNS ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  84. Envoy December 5, 2009 at 10:35 pm -      #84

    Everyone knows chuck is the victor, ALWAYS THE VICTOR….

  85. VampiricTyrant January 3, 2010 at 2:10 am -      #85

    Kakarot would take this quite easily with the exception of Superman which would end with a Instant Transmission Kamehameha to the face.

  86. Asger January 3, 2010 at 5:31 am -      #86

    While I have no doubt Goku could beat most of these opponents, there is no way he land a single strike on Superman. The big blue boyscout could speed-blitz the saiyan before he could even consider using instant0-transmission.

  87. tu papa January 21, 2010 at 5:53 pm -      #87

    the titan-god and god-slayer vs simple humans , aliens, no gods, steel and powerful alien in the universe
    so kratos will kill every one

  88. Envoy January 21, 2010 at 6:02 pm -      #88

    Plz none of these guys could hold a candle to chuck.

  89. Cpt Olimar January 21, 2010 at 6:15 pm -      #89

    this is superman vs lobo, and if lobo actually won’t die, then I suppose he might eventually win.

  90. ss January 21, 2010 at 7:37 pm -      #90

    hey wait a second, if crypto survives long enought there are 2 things he could do, 1 is stop time, another is use the black hole generater, so ya dont count him out completely, or the disenegrater gun or all 3

  91. Pondering Fool January 21, 2010 at 8:53 pm -      #91

    “hey wait a second, if crypto survives long enought there are 2 things he could do, 1 is stop time, another is use the black hole generater, so ya dont count him out completely, or the disenegrater gun or all 3″

    Thats a big “if” mate, especially when you are facing people that have FTL speeds, like Supes……one punch from the man of steel, going at 180000 m/s is going to leave a world of hurt…..or nothing but ash.

    - pf

  92. ss January 21, 2010 at 11:18 pm -      #92

    @ pf
    i know im just saying he has the fire power to compete here, if not the durability, a black hole is kinda hard to avoid, then theres kratos ability to stop time and the medusa head magic that will work on all

  93. ss January 22, 2010 at 3:17 pm -      #93

    except mayb kharn

  94. Syncourt January 22, 2010 at 3:27 pm -      #94

    I wholeheartedly agree with post #82…that Superman, Lobo, Kharn, and Goku would be the final four standing.

    I’m really baffled though…what’s with all this ‘Chuck Norris’ thing?

  95. mrgendrel June 6, 2010 at 9:51 pm -      #95

    Each chuck or Kratos would win! stupids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!pwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnndddddddddddddddd.

  96. kkisiel June 23, 2010 at 11:25 pm -      #96

    Chuck would simply say “i win” and all other combatants would instantaneously combust THE END

  97. Baron Somebody June 26, 2010 at 5:07 am -      #97

    Whoa I forgot Crypto had a black hole generator…well in that case I’d say everypne except Superman would die and then Superman whoop’s Crypto’s ass

  98. simonbob13 July 20, 2010 at 3:02 pm -      #98

    3 teams. goku, kratos, master cheif, and suprman, the good team, against crypto 137, lobo, and kharn, the bad, against chuck norris, the invincible.

    well, i’d unhappily like to say, i know nothing about the bad team =( but, chuck norris can knock down a house in just 1 kick, however, so can goku. in super saiyan 3, or super saiyan 4…he could knock down 2,000,000 houses with just a poke…literally, plus he can probably go kaio-ken x 5 at that point. so, i’d have to say, that goku, can knock down a chuck norris, with “just one kick” because, well, u don’t hear that chuck norris can knock down more than a single house with a kick. i’d say that, master chief would start camping, and do some damage, then goku and superman come in and fight, followed by kratos…if only i knew something about him…but, in the end, i’m betting on the good team.

  99. David "the Hulk rules" September 1, 2010 at 8:48 am -      #99

    This battle has some hard core fight potential, but in the end, Goku does the spirit bomb and blows the rock this battles on to pieces and every ones dead. Weather theyre on earth, krypton, the halo ring, olympus, hell, or texes, everyone and everything will be dust once gokus through here.

  100. Marche September 1, 2010 at 10:42 am -      #100

    Wow.
    I honestly just got done explaining why the spirit bomb would not be a good weapon to use.
    You just don’t learn do you?

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